The complexity of getting married

[blinding light]

) One text I'll never forget.

Unfortunately, you're not alone..

 

[Azzurri]

It is offensive bro , i was just trying to help you but you .... ??

 

[Afridi96]

Looking forward to seeing Haroon's advice .

Mamoon, remember to have an answer ready though, just in case she asks you how you got her number.

 

[blinding light]

^ We had that worked out. He lost his contacts, asked a cousin to send him all family members contacts and s/he accidentally sent PB's number along with that too.

 

[blinding light]

It is offensive bro , i was just trying to help you but you .... ??

Bachay, meiney kaha tha na aisi baatein na karo..

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Mamoon I believe in you..

Remember the famous Urdu saying

"If the good guy gets good"

 

[blinding light]

Donal.. you have no idea... )

 

[Afridi96]

Hmm, fair enough.

 

[Bhaijaan]

I texted her at 3 am that we missed her at the party. She didn't reply.

Its ok if it was a late night party, but why put 'we' in there? Speak for yourself man.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Then tell me??!!

Ya'll are very rude.

 

[Azzurri]

Bs aapa g aainda sai ab koi advice nahin, Bhalai ka zamana he nai raha , mujhe b koi shauk nai fazul main insult karwanay ka .. No more advices for you ..GOOD LUCK Mamoon

 

[Bhaijaan]

Looking forward to seeing Haroon's advice .

Mamoon, remember to have an answer ready though, just in case she asks you how you got her number.

Lol you got the number from elsewhere too?

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Hang on. I just noticed something.

Gorgeous cousin (by all accounts) Check

Asian. check

Cant talk to girls Check

Is friends with smart people (if bl and 96no's test results are anything to go by) Check

I realised Mamoons true identity!!

 

[blinding light]

Bs aapa g aainda sai ab koi advice nahin, Bhalai ka zamana he nai raha , mujhe b koi shauk nai fazul main insult karwanay ka .. No more advices for you ..GOOD LUCK Mamoon

Ye lo, beta. Rotay nahi hay.

 

[blinding light]

Then tell me??!!

Ya'll are very rude.

Ask the guy who made the statement

Hang on. I just noticed something.

Gorgeous cousin (by all accounts) Check

Asian. check

Cant talk to girls Check

Is friends with smart people (if bl and 96no's test results are anything to go by) Check

I realised Mamoons true identity!!

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Donal, I can never unsee that now

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Every time someone quotes me i get emailed

 

[Mamoon]

)

Its spooky how I resemble that guy around 15%.

 

[Mamoon]

Unfortunately, you're not alone..

For sure.

 

[Mamoon]

Haroon, you don't have a good history. Sorry.

 

[Azzurri]

The past is never where you think you left it.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

The past is never where you think you left it.

Neither is any girl you've "charmed" because they all run away before you return

Just kidding!!

 

[Mamoon]

Haroon, don't go all philosophical on me. Not the right time.

 

[Sakss]

Sorry come again?

I meant she will come to your place for iftar during ramadan...? You mentioned about get togethers..

 

[96NotOut]

HJ, what is your advice? I'd love to hear this.

 

[Mamoon]

I meant she will come to your place for iftar during ramadan...? You mentioned about get togethers..

Yes, most certainly.

 

[blinding light]

When is the said plan going to take place, anyway?

Do we have to wait till Ramadan now?

 

[Mamoon]

Yes.

 

[blinding light]

Great

 

[Mamoon]

No possibility of meeting her before that. :/

 

[Mamoon]

If she passes the entrance test, we'd be studying in the same college for a whole year.

That'd be brilliant.

 

[blinding light]

That entrance exam thing is one other viable route you're ignoring, bro.

 

[96NotOut]

Personally, I would advise against helping her out with the entrance exam.

 

[blinding light]

Really? Why?

 

[Mamoon]

Offering her tuition is over efficient.

 

[96NotOut]

First off, it's a dead giveaway he likes her. Not a good idea.

Also, if things don't go well, he can bid farewell to ever getting to actually know her.

Plus, if she does get through, and they don't see each other for a while, that might make things very awkward when they next meet.

 

[blinding light]

What if PB's parents involve Mamoon? They already adore him, and who knows - they might just ask him to help PB out the next time they meet?

Obviously we're not gonna let him go out and offer his services just randomly!

 

[96NotOut]

I'm still not so sure. If they ask him, he obviously shouldn't refuse, but I'm not sure if it's gonna work out. Of course, a LOT comes down to what PB's like.

 

[blinding light]

If they ask him to talk to PB once/twice directly and provide general guidelines about the entrance exam (not direct tutoring, of course), then I think it can add alot to his credentials in this regard!

 

[96NotOut]

Hopefully. He should play it cool, no stuttering, which would be highly likely.

What if she doesn't care? That's going to hurt bad.

 

[blinding light]

Hopefully. He should play it cool, no stuttering, which would be highly likely.

What if she doesn't care? That's going to hurt bad.

Definitely.

If she's serious about her studies, I think she would. But he should def play it cool. as a cucumber :ramiz

 

[96NotOut]

Definitely.

If she's serious about her studies, I think she would. But he should def play it cool as Misbah. :ramiz

That's better.

 

[blinding light]

Tuk tuk )

 

[blinding light]

You're right tbh, that should be the plan of action!

 

[96NotOut]

Let's just hope he doesn't mess this up.

That text is legendary...

What if he had sent his long one? )

 

[blinding light]

Let's just hope he doesn't mess this up.

That text is legendary...

What if he had sent his long one? )

)

I wish he had now - I'd love to see the reaction!

But that would have been suicidal

 

[96NotOut]

)

I wish he had now - I'd love to see the reaction!

But that would have been suicidal

Bechaare ka kachumar nikal chuka hota...

Good Urdu, huh?

 

[blinding light]

Perfect!

Sirf kachumar? PB ke abu ne pakkar kar itna maarna tha! Charsi dumba bana dena tha mamoon ka

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Perfect!

Sirf kachumar? PB ke abu ne pakkar kar itna maarna tha! Keema bana dena tha mamoon ka

Fixed.

 

[blinding light]

Alright, that would work too

 

[96NotOut]

Perfect!

Sirf kachumar? PB ke abu ne pakkar kar itna maarna tha! Charsi dumba bana dena tha mamoon ka

)))

Charsi dumba is the weirdest thing ever.

 

[blinding light]

)))

Charsi dumba is the weirdest thing ever.

*wipes tears* I know, right! )

I always get an image of a druggie-dumba whenever I think about it!

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

*wipes tears* I know, right! )

I always get an image of a druggie-dumba whenever I think about it!

Effects of drugs on a dumba:-

 

[blinding light]

That looks like a lizard! Mamoon's terrified of them anyway )

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

That looks like a lizard! Mamoon's terrified of them anyway )

He will be trolled.

 

[Afridi96]

[MENTION=1688]haroon[/MENTION]Javed Bro, we're all eagerly waiting for you next piece of advice ?

 

[Azzurri]

[MENTION=1688]haroon[/MENTION]Javed Bro, we're all eagerly waiting for you next piece of advice ?

Oh i see but i think mamoon aint interested anymore so it is pointless , altough i have few advices

 

[blinding light]

^ Koi baat nahi bachay, bata dou - Mamoon-Mamoo kuch nahi kahen gey

I'm forgetting if it was Mamoo or Chachoo. Nevertheless, this thread will never die

 

[Azzurri]

^ Koi baat nahi bachay, bata dou - Mamoon-Mamoo kuch nahi kahen gey

Let him say this and i will give my neXt advice

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Haroon be like

" Women love it when you stare at them without talking. Oh they also love it when you just pick them up and go wherever you want with them so try that"

 

[blinding light]

^ Enter, the new Haroon.

 

[Azzurri]

Haroon be like

" Women love it when you stare at them without talking. Oh they also love it when you just pick them up and go wherever you want with them so try that"

exactly.. Altough most of the women here wont accept it but all i can say is that this is the reality that they cant deny

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Some love guru's we got in here.

 

[Amir]

Just saw this thread. Can someone summarize the details briefly? I feel like this is the new Savak thread

 

[Afridi96]

Oh i see but i think mamoon aint interested anymore so it is pointless , altough i have few advices

Yaar Mamoon isn't sure of what advice he wants so I think he'd appreciate any advice tbh.

 

[Mamoon]

What's going on? Having a laugh at my expense?

 

[Mamoon]

Haroon, shoot!

 

[96NotOut]

Why doesn't [MENTION=133998]Haroon Javed[/MENTION] just give his advice and stop keeping us all in suspense?

 

[Afridi96]

Why doesn't [MENTION=133998]Haroon Javed[/MENTION] just give his advice and stop keeping us all in suspense?

Exactly

 

[Azzurri]

Introduce her to an awesome bro like me. she'd be impressed that you associate yourself with people like me

 

[96NotOut]

Introduce her to an awesome bro like me. she'd be impressed that you associate yourself with people like me

That's it? All that build-up for this?

 

[Azzurri]

Btw i have to study now as i have exams on 22nd and 28th respectively ,i will try to post my advice before sleeping ..

 

[96NotOut]

Btw i have to study now as i have exams on 22nd and 28th respectively ,i will try to post my advice before sleeping ..

Good luck for your exams.

 

[Mamoon]

What an anticlimax.

 

[blinding light]

What's going on? Having a laugh at my expense?

Check out that Charsi dumba pic

Introduce her to an awesome bro like me. she'd be impressed that you associate yourself with people like me

Betey, tum apni aapa ki naak katwa rahay ho

What an anticlimax.

Ikr..

 

[Mamoon]

I did.

I'm sure she loves charsi dumbas too.

 

[blinding light]

^ what if she doesnt?

 

[Mamoon]

I have seen her eat.

 

[blinding light]

PB eats charsi dumba too! Wow!

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

PB eats charsi dumba too! Wow!

Technically, she is a charsi too as she eats charsi dumba.

 

[Mamoon]

There is no chars in them. Its just the name of the shop.