The complexity of getting married

[Afridi96]

She won't hate it

 

[Azzurri]

And appear more stalkerish? Involve a cousin for no reason? When he could get the pics off her twitter?

How will he plant them? How will he plant them without waking her up (wadda aya Mamoon, ninja-turtle)? How would he pull it off without getting caught? What are the contingency plan? What if she hates it? What if she freaks out and tells everything to her dad - and ruin M's good image in their eyes?

This is pathetic, bro.

Aaapa jee .. This is where negativity comes in .. Look you can find many ifs anf Buts in almost every plan .. Perfection is un attainable .. i am sure if mamoon can do all this for her she can never refuse him

 

[Azzurri]

This is something fit for movies, not reality.

And if she watch movies(which i am quite sure she does) then this plan would be icing on the cake

 

[96NotOut]

No way is Mamoon stupid enough to pull this off.

Sorry HJ, but this overtakes your previous advice as the worst ever. )

 

[96NotOut]

And if she watch movies(which i am quite sure she does) then this plan would be icing on the cake

In real life, he would come across as a creepy, stupid, idiotic, love struck, brainless, stalker.

Not exactly husband material, huh?

 

[blinding light]

Aaapa jee .. This is where negativity comes in .. Look you can find many ifs anf Buts in almost every plan .. Perfection is un attainable .. i am sure if mamoon can do all this for her she can never refuse him

Bachay, nahin hoga

 

[Mamoon]

I have never been to their house in almost a 6/7 years.

 

[Mamoon]

My long text would work out better than this.

 

[blinding light]

My long text would work out better than this.

Cant believe I'm saying this, but vis-a-vis this stroke of brilliance, yes.

 

[96NotOut]

I have never been to their house in almost a 6/7 years.

Why? That's weird, especially when they're practically your dad's neighbors.

 

[Azzurri]

I have never been to their house in almost a 6/7 years.

I think then its even better .. they will welcome you with open arms

 

[Mamoon]

Why? That's weird, especially when they're practically your dad's neighbors.

I have no idea. In fact they do come to our place and on one occasion last year she came as well but I was at Mum's.

 

[Mamoon]

I think then its even better .. they will welcome you with open arms

You just keep getting better.

 

[Mamoon]

Cant believe I'm saying this, but vis-a-vis this stroke of brilliance, yes.

Definitely.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

[MENTION=133998]Haroon Javed[/MENTION]:- As I said earlier, start working as a stand-up comedian. The plan will be a flop - there are no two ways about it.

 

[96NotOut]

[MENTION=133998]Haroon Javed[/MENTION]:- As I said earlier, start working as a stand-up comedian. The plan will be a flop - there are no two ways about it.

I said it first.

 

[Azzurri]

[MENTION=133998]Haroon Javed[/MENTION]:- As I said earlier, start working as a stand-up comedian. The plan will be a flop - there are no two ways about it.

Bro try to think realistically .. it wont be a flop plan .. Girls like guys who approach them in a different and weird way

 

[Mamoon]

If I had a normal home I'd have been friends with her by now, definitely. In that case we'd be seeing each other since childhood.

 

[96NotOut]

Bro try to think realistically .. it wont be a flop plan .. Girls like guys who approach them in a different and weird way

No no no. Girls don't like stupid guys.

 

[Mamoon]

Stupidity can be cute but this is something way beyond stupid.

 

[96NotOut]

If I had a normal home I'd have been friends with her by now, definitely. In that case we'd be seeing each other since childhood.

Everything happens for a reason. Maybe in that case you'd be so close as friends that dating/marrying would be out of question (for her, at least).

 

[96NotOut]

Stupidity is not cute. That's just a crazy misconception.

 

[blinding light]

I think then its even better .. they will welcome you with open arms

I dont know whether to laugh or cry at this

 

[Mamoon]

Everything happens for a reason. Maybe in that case you'd be so close as friends that dating/marrying would be out of question (for her, at least).

Hmmm. Maybe!

 

[Mamoon]

Stupidity is not cute. That's just a crazy misconception.

What if its funny? sort of.

 

[Afridi96]

96* you're getting less wiser *smh*

 

[Afridi96]

She'll find it funny and will be touched by the fact that no one has put that much effort in to gain her love before.

 

[96NotOut]

What if its funny? sort of.

Nope. Doesn't work. Humor is different, stupidity is rarely funny.

Doesn't work for girls either. There are plenty out there who act dumb just to seem cute. It's plain crazy.

 

[96NotOut]

96* you're getting less wiser *smh*

Why? And what's *smh*?

 

[Azzurri]

Here are some examples of typical negative self-talk

 

[Azzurri]

She'll find it funny and will be touched by the fact that no one has put that much effort in to gain her love before.

Exactly , That is what girls love to see in a guy ..

 

[Afridi96]

Why? And what's *smh*?

Shake/ing my head

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Bro try to think realistically .. it wont be a flop plan .. Girls like guys who approach them in a different and weird way

There are no two ways about it! It will be a flop!

Mamoon still has a 0.00001 percent chance, but it will turn to none with that idea.

Your idea deserves this - )

 

[96NotOut]

Shake/ing my head

Okay, now why am I losing my wisdom?

 

[Mamoon]

There are no two ways about it! It will be a flop!

Mamoon still has a 0.00001 percent chance, but it will turn to none with that idea.

Your idea deserves this - )

Sorry to disappoint you but I've a 70% chance.

 

[Mamoon]

Nope. Doesn't work. Humor is different, stupidity is rarely funny.

Doesn't work for girls either. There are plenty out there who act dumb just to seem cute. It's plain crazy.

Makes sense.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Sorry to disappoint you but I've a 70% chance.

You call yourself a "realist" yet you live in a delusional bubble of yours regarding this.

 

[Azzurri]

I Dont know much about paindu pakistani girls but it does work on every italian girl

 

[96NotOut]

Makes sense.

It's supposed to. I said it.

 

[96NotOut]

I Dont know much about paindu pakistani girls but it does work on every italian girl

You have no right to call a Pakistani girl "paindu". Stick to your Italian creeps.

 

[Mamoon]

You call yourself a "realist" yet you live in a delusional bubble of yours regarding this.

If I take the conventional route, I have a 70% chance.

But I want to date her before shaadi which is why I'm opting for the riskier option

 

[Mamoon]

Pakistani girls > > > > > Italian girls.

 

[Mamoon]

It's supposed to. I said it.

You are so humble.

 

[Azzurri]

You have no right to call a Pakistani girl "paindu". Stick to your Italian creeps.

i am just reffering to those who will find this plan a crazyness or stupidity

 

[Azzurri]

Pakistani girls > > > > > Italian girls.

In your dreams bro

 

[96NotOut]

You are so humble.

I know.

Everyone praises my modesty.

 

[96NotOut]

i am just reffering to those who will find this plan a crazyness or stupidity

Any girl with an IQ above 20 will find this crazy and stupid.

Sorry to say this, but Italian girls are probably on the same intellectual level as you.

 

[Mamoon]

I know.

Everyone praises my modesty.

So do I.

 

[Mamoon]

In your dreams bro

Italian girls don't have good skin and I am sure they don't smell as nice.

 

[Afridi96]

Any girl with an IQ above 20 will find this crazy and stupid.

This is why

 

[96NotOut]

This is why

Ummm, OK. :/

Looks like I'll just have to take your word for it.

 

[blinding light]

i am just reffering to those who will find this plan a crazyness or stupidity

It is crazy, stupid and insane.

A Pakistani girl would know better.

 

[Afridi96]

Ummm, OK. :/

Looks like I'll just have to take your word for it.

I meant coz you think Mamoon shouldn't go ahead with the plan

 

[96NotOut]

I meant coz you think Mamoon shouldn't go ahead with the plan

Ooooh, okay.

 

[Mamoon]

Haroon, no offense but that was a ridiculously stupid idea.

 

[DHONI183]

Oh´ well..... [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] [MENTION=132605]battler[/MENTION] [MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] guys, I retire from the job of being a love guru on temporary basis and leave it to [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION] and [MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] to guide the youth.

I need a break it seems.

 

[96NotOut]

^^^
)) Great!

 

[Azzurri]

^^ )

 

[Afridi96]

Noooo you can't retire now based on 1 hater

 

[blinding light]

)

 

[HamzaSaeen]

Exactly , That is what girls love to see in a guy ..

You must be the dialogue writer of salman khan in his movie partner

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Dhoni thats )

But seriously guys. How the hell do you not realise that Haroon is being sarcastic!! Cant believe people on here take him seriously!! He laid out the bait and you all bit lmao

 

[Azzurri]

Dhoni thats )

But seriously guys. How the hell do you not realise that Haroon is being sarcastic!! Cant believe people on here take him seriously!! He laid out the bait and you all bit lmao

Aaao Na, Apki hi kami baqi thi

 

[blinding light]

^ )

 

[DHONI183]

Noooo you can't retire now based on 1 hater

I am too naïve and get frank with others too early!

 

[HamzaSaeen]

I am too naïve and get frank with others too early!

Brilliant! )

 

[Afridi96]

I am too naïve and get frank with others too early!

Excellent )

 

[96NotOut]

Keep me entertained guys. I'm going crazy studying physics.

 

[Mamoon]

That thread gone again?

 

[96NotOut]

That's why I'm here.

 

[blinding light]

96*, you should get some rest before the exam , I think!

 

[Afridi96]

Peak times... Anyways, what's the situation with PB

 

[blinding light]

It's easy to get carried away. I think we all should tone ourselves down a bit..

 

[Afridi96]

96*, you should get some rest before the exam , I think!

Yh, no need to stay up all night or wake up extra early, just relax.

 

[96NotOut]

96*, you should get some rest before the exam , I think!

It's 11. I'll eat in about 10 mins then go to bed.

 

[blinding light]

^ Eat sth light Dont freak out, you know everything.

There was paalak and white chawal at my place today, reminded me of the Walima

 

[96NotOut]

640 posts ahead of BL.

 

[96NotOut]

^ Eat sth light Dont freak out, you know everything.

There was paalak and white chawal at my place today, reminded me of the Walima

Of the Valima that is likely to never take place.

 

[Afridi96]

640 posts ahead of BL.

^642

 

[96NotOut]

^642

Now.

Going now. Bye.