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The complexity of getting married

Haroon Javed said:
Mamoon i have an advice for your and i am sure it will work .. it is a bit awkward but it is worthy bro
Try to take the upper hand.Text her and say her that i want to talk to you and i cant see you in this situation. Make sure you are sharing your concerns and feelings with "I statements". For example: "I really need to talk to you.I am worried that you are really aggressive with others and I would like to help you or suggest that you seek some help.I care about you and am worried that your relationships are suffering or being strained because.
try some thing like this and she will be surprised :kohli
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She will probably report him to the nearby mental hospital :ibutt
 
Donal Cozzie said:
:facepalm:

Either this is the best joke ever or a terrible idea to get a girl.
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Mamoon said:
You are putting me back into the slogging mode which others have tried so hard to get me out of. :afridi
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blinding light said:
That is a classic look you are downplaying right there, bro :46:



:110:
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Donal Cozzie said:
^^^^^

How to catch a girl

Make it all about you, treat her like an idiot who cant handle her life and accuse her of being aggressive.

:))
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You guys are exaggerating .. :irfan

Believe me bro i tried and and it worked for me .. it seems a bit awkward but it its efficiency is 100 % :ponting
 
I can help her with the Medical Entrance exam, if that counts as a start. :22:
 
Mamoon go to PPCL - the Cats final has started and you are at the crease.

You need to impress Mrs. Mamoon - so you better score at least a 50 :))
 
I really think we have got a break-through here, mamoon can help her for her medical entrance.
BTW when is her medical entrance test?
 
Calm down, lets not get carried away.

I can merely help her; I am no expert to give her tuition. :kohli
 
Its going to be in July probably. A levels walay flunk it anyway mostly so its likely going to be a lost cause.
 
:)) :))

Imagine how awkward it would be if, while mamoon was helping her study, the reproductive cycle came up!!
 
Man-up and ask her parents for the tutions, even if u ain't very good at tutoring it doesn't matter, I'm sure u can help her in some way or the other.
 
Mamoon, bro, listen - if you have an iota worth of feelings for her, man up and teach her. You dont have to be an expert, but you need to take the initiative.

Next time you meet her parents, talk to them about this (very, very discreetly). Compel them to make the offer of having you in as a consultant/tutor or sth.

I think it could not be more apt!
 
blinding light said:
The first move failed horrendously. This could be the final nail in the coffin for this one-sided affair.

I think he needs to do something face-to-face to capture her attention..

#WearASherwani
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If she would freak out by a harmless message then she would probably die because of his direct approaches.

And who would dare face to face? the one who took so long to send her a text?

Text can be handled more easily, that's what i have learned from my little experience.:butt
 
Watsupdoc said:
Mamoon go to PPCL - the Cats final has started and you are at the crease.

You need to impress Mrs. Mamoon - so you better score at least a 50 :))
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blinding light said:
Mamoon, bro, listen - if you have an iota worth of feelings for her, man up and teach her. You dont have to be an expert, but you need to take the initiative.

Next time you meet her parents, talk to them about this (very, very discreetly). Compel them to make the offer of having you in as a consultant/tutor or sth.

I think it could not be more apt!
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Isn't this too efficient and over?
 
waqar goraya said:
If she would freak out by a harmless message then she would probably die because of his direct approaches.

And who would dare face to face? the one who took so long to send her a text?

Text can be handled more easily, that's what i have learned from my little experience.:butt
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She most probably didn't freak out at that message. She probably found it weird and out of line, which led to her ignoring it entirely.

Sometimes, a more direct confrontation might be more useful..

But I've no experience so.... :zaka
 
Send her that text and before entrance test she would herself ask for your help.

Just become dormant after that text, Only that whenever you meet her make sure that you dress well.




I am so bad at her/him, yourself/herself. Have to edit it every time i write these words here :facepalm:
 
blinding light said:
She most probably didn't freak out at that message. She probably found it weird and out of line, which led to her ignoring it entirely.

Sometimes, a more direct confrontation might be more useful..

But I've no experience so.... :zaka
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aamna saamna aur chez hai and confrontation another.
 
Bro what if she's just interested in, you know, girls?

Actually that would be perfect cuz you'd have something in common to discuss.
 
There is a time to think, understand and even absorb anger or emotions in the case of a message.

There is only one disadvantage of a message and that is "badnaami ka darr" :)))

And i am sure that she is not going to badnaam him, because there is nothing outrageous in the content plus she does not look so novice about this world.
There is no harm to wait either.
 
waqar goraya said:
Send her that text and before entrance test she would herself ask for your help.

Just become dormant after that text, Only that whenever you meet her make sure that you dress well.


I am so bad at her/him, yourself/herself. Have to edit it every time i write these words here :facepalm:
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He means sherwani, jbtw.

waqar goraya said:
aamna saamna aur chez hai and confrontation another.
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Aap mera matlab samajh gaye na .. ? :)
 
Haroon Javed said:
As old as my tongue :msd
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The full phrase is, "as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth."

In my case, much older than the heart valve and artificial hip too.

Wait, no, I've given up the decrepit old man shtick.
 
Nostalgic said:
The full phrase is, "as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth."

In my case, much older than the heart valve and artificial hip too.

Wait, no, I've given up the decrepit old man shtick.
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:D even the half phrase worked :uakmal
 
Sigh.

You need to make her want you brah. But you gotta start talking to her in person atleast..

I wouldn't have texted her if I were you but oh wells..
 
The obvious step would have been to follow on twitter and see where it take you but this awkward way is much more fun to read. :misbah
 
Greenshadow said:
Sigh.

You need to make her want you brah. But you gotta start talking to her in person atleast..

I wouldn't have texted her if I were you but oh wells..
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Zohaib Shah said:
How would you make her want you? What would you have done?
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DrSchultz said:
The obvious step would have been to follow on twitter and see where it take you but this awkward way is much more fun to read. :misbah
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Thank you for your comments. While your concerns are legitimate and have been noted, please rest assured that we are working on an alternate plan that we will deploy after field trials.
 
Mamoon, this tutions thing is the best opportunity u can get.
I repeat DO NOT TEXT HER, talk to her parents directly about this.
 
Yeah, Mamoon, why won't you call me a sister? Please, pretty please with sugar on top? For the sake of PB?
 
Nostalgic said:
Thank you for your comments. While your concerns are legitimate and have been noted, please rest assured that we are working on an alternate plan that we will deploy after field trials.
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Wait what? Are you his agent or something?
 
96NotOut said:
But I'm not thanking a man, I'm thanking you. :P



How dare you use that :junaid smiley with the word worthless? :97:
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But if you are thanking a man your thanking me. That Junaid Smiley looks similar to that BURN meme when someone gets owned. You in this case :))


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Haz95 said:
But if you are thanking a man your thanking me. That Junaid Smiley looks similar to that BURN meme when someone gets owned. You in this case :))


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Yes, but I'm not thanking a man. So that's the end of that.

How have I been owned? Listen, it really doesn't matter whether Cricket083+JK would be better because everyone here knows that's not happening. She and I have no chance. :6: But do explain how I've been owned and who owned me. It can't be you. :P
 
96NotOut said:
Yes, but I'm not thanking a man. So that's the end of that.



How have I been owned? Listen, it really doesn't matter whether Cricket083+JK would be better because everyone here knows that's not happening. She and I have no chance. :6: But do explain how I've been owned and who owned me. It can't be you. :P
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I believe you have been owned. My jokes made you resort into calling my opinions worthless. The language here suggests that you are annoyed and out of any comebacks.

This makes you resort to personal attacks. See how I'm practicing for my english exams too :D

I'm sorry for snapping you our of your wild improbable dreams 96, both you and 083 have no chance but 083 is like 99.9% whilst you're bang on 100% :)
 
Twice. I've lost twice. Soccer, and JK. :P

Actually, I have a little chance. Me and Cricket083 have more of a chance of getting who we want than most of the girls in the world. Don't ask me how I worked that out, I don't have time to explain.
 
Well I can admit that when I troll, I'm pretty damn good at it lol.
And you should replace the 'I don't have time to explain' sentence with 'I don't have the argument to explain'...Time here isn't the issue.
 
Good for you, it's probably the only thing you're good at. Take up trolling as your full time profession when you're older. ;)

Time is an issue, I'm supposed to be studying, and besides, why would I need an argument to explain a calculation? That's dumb. :P
 
96NotOut said:
Good for you, it's probably the only thing you're good at. Take up trolling as your full time profession when you're older. ;)

Time is an issue, I'm supposed to be studying, and besides, why would I need an argument to explain a calculation? That's dumb. :P
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I'd say I'm pretty good at Maths, Physics, Games and Cricket too.
 
Mamoon, how did you get her Twitter?

And girls have cat fights... Further proof Haz isn't a man. :P
 
Mamoon if this is your idea of a 'catfight', well son you've never seen a typical English city pub on a saturday night :))
And my gender is Male 96...Sorry to correct you....again.
 
TM Riddle said:
Abe o majnoo ,padhai Kar le in faltu baato me kuch nahin rakha:afridi
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Riddle bro i gave him a very prescious advice but all these people made fun of my advice (including mamoon)..they dont know how much time it took me to create this :moyo
 
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