The Topicless Thread

[Afridi96]

Alright, as long as you meet your targets

3 days, including today. It's gonna be hard.

In'Sha'Allah

Wow time flies.

 

[Mamoon]

I mentioned Santiago too, but you just had to bring my HOME into it.

Yep, I didn't notice.

 

[Afridi96]

Oh thanks , But why would you thank me for this ?

Because normally har weekend i'd wake up at 8 read a few posts and fall asleep again wake at 12 start revision at 2/3ish but today i woke up and your posts woke me up properly (so i'm already about to have nashta).

 

[Ikball]

Happens all the time.

What???

 

[Haroon786]

In'Sha'Allah

Wow time flies.

You can ask me if you want, after all this is my domain.

 

[Ikball]

Baray Taiz Bantay Ho

Kiya matlab bhai?? 2 bachon k baap ka kisi mein kiya interst hoga?

 

[Zohaib Shah]

I need to learn Japanese one day.

 

[Mamoon]

What???

I get phone calls and that why did you call this number and who are you.

 

[Ikball]

I get phone calls and that why did you call this number and who are you.

hmmm.....!!!!11

 

[blinding light]

bachelor

Its the same

Receieved a call from someone, Asking me dont call on our female family member mobile no. Told them I have not called, but they insist that she is getting calls from my no since morning.

Aapkay raulay

In'Sha'Allah

Wow time flies.

I know.. IA will return soon

I get phone calls and that why did you call this number and who are you.

I received a call like that from a woman.. That I was teasing her etc.

Aunty: Tum kyu phone ker rai ho baar, baar? tumehin masla kya hay?
Me: Aunty aap ne phone kiya hay, mein to psychology par rai thi - wth

 

[Ikball]

I need to learn Japanese one day.

I need to learn Pashto one day.

 

[Azzurri]

Guys what about french toast ?

 

[blinding light]

pashto, here too.

 

[DHONI183]

Topic-less thread

Mamoon ist ein Madchen weil er kann Freundin nicht sprachen

(If you're gonna troll me im gonna troll you with my rusty german skills )

God damnit. My strategy has failed.

Ich brauche Deutsch fur die Uni. Ich lerne Deutsch fur 5 jahren. (Havent done German for a year though. When i got to college im hoping to become fluent at it)

Wir can argeren 96no mit Deutsch

"Son, I am proud of you" - Google Translator. I would make an attempt at trying to make sense:

" [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] is a girl because he can´t talk to his girlfriend."

"I need German for the university. I have been learning German since five years."

"We can annoy [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] with German."

 

[Mamoon]

What's so special about Pashto? You won't need it much.

 

[Azzurri]

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] I dont like the word undergraduate . it is way too childish imo

 

[Mamoon]

Thank you Dhoni.

 

[Mamoon]

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] I dont like the word undergraduate . it is way too childish imo

You must not like your brain either, then.

 

[Afridi96]

You can ask me if you want, after all this is my domain.

Ask you what?

 

[96NotOut]

I want to learn Pushto tooooo.

 

[96NotOut]

Thanks Rawal! My guess was pretty close.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

I need to learn Pashto one day.

I need to meet you one day and learn pashto one day.

 

[blinding light]

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] I dont like the word undergraduate . it is way too childish imo

What difference does it make?

 

[Mamoon]

Its Pashto, not Pushto.

 

[Mamoon]

I can teach for 20 rupees per lesson.

 

[Ikball]

Its the same



Aapkay raulay



I know.. IA will return soon



I received a call like that from a woman.. That I was teasing her etc.

Aunty: Tum kyu phone ker rai ho baar, baar? tumehin masla kya hay?
Me: Aunty aap ne phone kiya hay, mein to psychology par rai thi - wth

To be very true, I have bad days since a month. ALLAH khair karay. Dua ki darkhawast.

 

[Haroon786]

Ask you what?

Well you're revising econ today and you have the exam tomorrow.

 

[blinding light]

I can teach for 20 rupees per lesson.

Urdu aati hay nai..

 

[Zohaib Shah]

I can teach for 20 rupees per lesson.

How much is a dollar worth in Pakistan?

 

[blinding light]

To be very true, I have bad days since a month. ALLAH khair karay. Dua ki darkhawast.

Allah asaan karay, ameen

 

[Afridi96]

Well you're revising econ today and you have the exam tomorrow.

Ohhh na I got Maths exam on Monday and Economics on Wednesday, but thanks bro if I need any help i'll ask you (Y)

 

[Mamoon]

Urdu aati hay nai..

Kyun nahi aati?

and ab aur bhi behtar hogai hai thanks to your help.

 

[96NotOut]

I can teach for 20 rupees per lesson.

I'll pay 50. But I'm not coming to Peshawar.

 

[Ikball]

What's so special about Pashto? You won't need it much.

I dont know but Whenever I listen someone speaking in Pashto, I feel desire of learning it.

 

[Mamoon]

how much is a dollar worth in pakistan?

1 usd = 98.5 pkr

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION]:- You got trolled, mate. Find another language.

 

[Ikball]

I need to meet you one day and learn pashto one day.

hahaha, first let me learn it, then u r welcome.

 

[Mamoon]

I'll pay 50. But I'm not coming to Peshawar.

Why? is it so bad?

 

[Ikball]

I can teach for 20 rupees per lesson.

Ok done..!

 

[Azzurri]

What difference does it make?

Self satisfaction aapa gee

 

[Mamoon]

I dont know but Whenever I listen someone speaking in Pashto, I feel desire of learning it.

Pashto excites you?

Its a seductive language for sure.

 

[Ikball]

How much is a dollar worth in Pakistan?

98 I think

 

[Mamoon]

Zo ba taso tolo sara Pashto ke khabaray kom us na. Tinga kai.

 

[Ikball]

Allah asaan karay, ameen

Ameen

 

[Ikball]

Pashto excites you?

Its a seductive language for sure.

yes

 

[blinding light]

Kyun nahi aati?

and ab aur bhi behtar hogai hai thanks to your help.

Pathan-Urdu

I'll pay 50. But I'm not coming to Peshawar.

Same

 

[Mamoon]

96 not out, zo asay lagyam em kho ta ba us tapos ke che se way lagya ay.

 

[Ikball]

Zo ba taso tolo sara Pashto ke khabaray kom us na. Tinga kai.

Let Donal use google translator for this :UmarAkmal

 

[cricket083]

Astagfirulah .. [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] No more discussion about italian girls

It's good to see that it made an impact but tbh it had nothing to do with any previous posts,why do I say anything to anyone else when I myself is such a sinful person.

 

[Mamoon]

Pathan-Urdu



Same

No, proper Urdu.

 

[blinding light]

Self satisfaction aapa gee

Acha.

Pashto excites you?

Its a seductive language for sure.

I've a Persian friend. She thinks Pashto is an unsophisticated, caveman language.

I hope to learn both Persian and Pashto, iA

 

[Afridi96]

In Pakistan they even tax on your balance right… I'm pretty sure the government must have a budget surplus ?

 

[blinding light]

Hi 083

Mamoon, your pashto monologue is useless without the translation

Unless its "the good guy gets good" )

 

[96NotOut]

96 not out, zo asay lagyam em kho ta ba us tapos ke che se way lagya ay.

Translate, please.

 

[Mamoon]

Depends on how you use a language. You can talk like a caveman or be a smooth talker like me.

 

[cricket083]

Hi 083

Mamoon, your pashto monologue is useless without the translation

Unless its "the good guy gets good" )

Hello and Asalm o alikum

 

[Mamoon]

I won't use Pashto anymore. Its very rude to talk to a person in a language he doesn't understand.

 

[Justcrazy]

Sare gaye Haar
Aab ki Baar Modi Sarkar ..........


Congress ko padi zordar Maar
Aab ki Baar Modi Sarkar !!!

 

[96NotOut]

I won't use Pashto anymore. Its very rude to talk to a person in a language he doesn't understand.

Okay, but please translate!

 

[Mamoon]

Translate, please.

"96 not out, I am just blabbering but out of curiosity you'll ask me to explain what I'm talking about."

 

[Zohaib Shah]

1 usd = 98.5 pkr

98 I think

Oh alright thanks guys

hahaha, first let me learn it, then u r welcome.

Well learn quickly. You don't wanna be slow as Inzi in running.

 

[blinding light]

Hello and Asalm o alikum

Walaikum assalam - kya hal hay behna?

I won't use Pashto anymore. Its very rude to talk to a person in a language he doesn't understand.

Then translate! Kaisay tutor ho, shukar PB nahi parh rahi aap se

Sare gaye Haar
Aab ki Baar Modi Sarkar ..........


Congress ko padi zordar Maar
Aab ki Baar Modi Sarkar !!!

No offense, but your slogans are too simplistic

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

"96 not out, I am just blabbering but out of curiosity you'll ask me to explain what I'm talking about."

Trolled!

 

[Haroon786]

I'm thinking about doing GCSE tutoring in the summer, around about £15-20 pounds an hour for English, Economics and Physics.

 

[Mamoon]

PB can speak Pashto even though technically she is not a Pathan.

 

[cricket083]

Walaikum assalam - kya hal hay behna?

I am good Alhamdulillah,what about you?

 

[Mamoon]

I'm thinking about doing GCSE tutoring in the summer, around about £15-20 pounds an hour for English, Economics and Physics.

Shakal dekho.

 

[Mamoon]

Trolled!

Smoothly done.

 

[cricket083]

PB can speak Pashto even though technically she is not a Pathan.

What technically?

 

[Mamoon]

I have done the translation!

 

[Ikball]

Aik din meri bhabhi jan farsi ko ratta mar rahi theen, meri daadi jan room mein ain aur kaha Gaalian kion dey rahi hu

late 80s

 

[Mamoon]

What technically?

Her Dad isn't a Pathan and Mum is.

I'm the opposite. Dad is but Mum isn't.

 

[Mamoon]

Aik din meri bhabhi jan farsi ko ratta mar rahi theen, meri daadi jan room mein ain aur kaha Gaalian kion dey rahi hu

late 80s

Hahaha. )

 

[Ikball]

Oh alright thanks guys



Well learn quickly. You don't wanna be slow as Inzi in running.

Dont Worry I am a quick learner

 

[96NotOut]

"96 not out, I am just blabbering but out of curiosity you'll ask me to explain what I'm talking about."

I anticipated that.

 

[cricket083]

Her Dad isn't a Pathan and Mum is.

I'm the opposite. Dad is but Mum isn't.

Therein you are either not pathan technically

 

[Zohaib Shah]

I need to learn punjabi one day. It is also a fun language to hear. Plus nearly everyone speaks it in my family. Although urdu is allot common here.

 

[96NotOut]

Her Dad isn't a Pathan and Mum is.

I'm the opposite. Dad is but Mum isn't.

So your kids will technically be half-Pathan.

 

[cricket083]

Aik din meri bhabhi jan farsi ko ratta mar rahi theen, meri daadi jan room mein ain aur kaha Gaalian kion dey rahi hu

late 80s

lol

 

[Ikball]

Her Dad isn't a Pathan and Mum is.

I'm the opposite. Dad is but Mum isn't.

Like I am saraiki and my wife in Punjabi. So tehnically I am not punjabi. But people call me punjabi when I am visiting other provinces.