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UP said:
I would like to say that it takes a lot of courage to dump your girlfriend for whatever reason, in your case it was religion. You are the best Muslim ever, my friend.

You did the right thing to sleep with a slut to overcome your sadness. I would recommend you keep sleeping with women until you get married. It will keep you busy and won't let you miss your ex and it will also assist you to stay religious because you will not be with any girlfriend.
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Thanks brah!

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Love how i rustled your jimmies
 
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so you dumped your girlfriend who loved you because of religion BS but decided to sleep with a slut cause you couldnt control yourself .. haha
 
TM Riddle said:
so you dumped your girlfriend who loved you because of religion BS but decided to sleep with a slut cause you couldnt control yourself .. haha
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I did it because there wasnt going to be a future there. even if my parents were like go for it, the relos would create a storm about it and give my parents a lot of **** for it.. and i wouldnt let that happen to my parents. And so whats the point of being with someone.. only to tell them theres no future there.

My life is such a mess :/

Hold me. Tell me im going to make it
 
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Relax bro I can understand . I have been in similar situation before only problem was that no one was willing to sleep with me , not even a slut
still a virgin :/
looks like you are from typical desi conservative family . my dad is like this only . He says I can't marry anyone unless she s from a rajput family :'(
 
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TM Riddle said:
Relax bro I can understand . I have been in similar situation before only problem was that no one was willing to sleep with me , not even a slut
still a virgin :/
looks like you are from typical desi conservative family . my dad is like this only . He says I can't marry anyone unless she s from a rajput family :'(
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Youll make it. Trust me man you dont want to sleep with girls for fun.. some of them go crazy and so so attached its a huge problem.

My mum is fine with muslim, any nationality. and the rest of the khandan want me to marry a pakistani muslim. My dad says yolo do whatever. I myself want to marry a muslim but couldnt care less about nationality

our culture is pretty rubbish when it comes to girls
 
Your parents are quite liberal compared to mine bro , they don't want me to marry outside my caste esp my dad .........
 
why would anyone take paracetomol when you can get codeine?

plus i think my tennis elbow is coming back which is super annoying, have felt it three or four times in the last month or two. :(

this thread is dangerous, the comfort of being non restricted by a topic means one is more compelled to divulge silly information......
 
TM Riddle said:
Relax bro I can understand . I have been in similar situation before only problem was that no one was willing to sleep with me , not even a slut
still a virgin :/
looks like you are from typical desi conservative family . my dad is like this only . He says I can't marry anyone unless she s from a rajput family :'(
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Are you a Rajput?
I am.:rana
 
my hair is turning grey . Is premature greying a common problem these days? I see a lot of guys in their late teens and early twenties with this problem these days?
 
Im 25 and have a bit of grey hair. Nothing too noticeable though but its been slowly increasing since I was about 18. What age are you?
 
DeadlyVenom said:
Im 25 and have a bit of grey hair. Nothing too noticeable though but its been slowly increasing since I was about 18. What age are you?
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i am 22. Its not an alarming problem for me right now , i can count the grey hair on my fingers. Is there a way to stop it though?
 
Madplayer said:
i am 22. Its not an alarming problem for me right now , i can count the grey hair on my fingers. Is there a way to stop it though?
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Hmm I dont think so. Mines are on my sides and I cut them short anyway. I found one in my beard though last week and I nearly cried.

Will need to make the decision between just for men or going George Clooney :junaid
 
DeadlyVenom said:
Hmm I dont think so. Mines are on my sides and I cut them short anyway. I found one in my beard though last week and I nearly cried.

Will need to make the decision between just for men or going George Clooney :junaid
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somebody told me to take biotin tablets to stop them from greying.
 
hamzie said:
das it mane :(
das it.


dhoni i did end it for religious reasons.. i felt it was wrong but i didnt want it to go long term.. and she expects a future out of it and im like nope sorry.. not happening

having said that to get over her.. i slept with another sloot... so.. yeahhhhhhh the religion thiing doesnt really work there :/

but i did want to stay friends because yeah shes a really nice person.

oh well such is life.
gotta get over it and keep on the straight path!
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You're pretty sweet to call someone a 'sloot' (which we all know what it means). Yeah, do all the crap then call the girl all sorts of names.

TM Riddle said:
so you dumped your girlfriend who loved you because of religion BS but decided to sleep with a slut cause you couldnt control yourself .. haha
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:))) :)))
 
So, what is better a bald guy with a 6 pack or a bald guy with big muscles?
 
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shaz619 said:
haha :)) girls hate bald guys, asked that question since my hair is bound to fall out soon. Enjoying it while it lasts though
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Aunties appreciate bald guys. They say it makes them look distinguished.


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Haroon786 said:
I'm also losing hair at an alarmingly steady rate.
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you are hench though and into body building etc ? you got a big look seen pics in the other thread so eventually a bald look will probably suit you. If my head was a bit bigger it would suit me but most have said hair suits me more then a bald look
 
shaz619 said:
how did it happen
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Just over two years ago, it was a day betore a January GCSE exam and I had to revise, because I didn't do any previously being the lazy douche I am, but I also had a strong fever after coming back from school.

Paracetamol tablets are typically consumed with a spacing of 4 hours and 8 tablets allowed a day, but from 3-9, I consumed 8 in 6 hours, suffice to say that counts as an overdose, however there were no ill effects and I did very well in the exam.
 
Nostalgic said:
Aunties appreciate bald guys. They say it makes them look distinguished.
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Even if they didn't like it, you could always sport one of these hats:

Karzai-usaid.PNG


You wouldn't be compensating for something else at all. :23:
 
TM Riddle said:
I m 18 and don't have facial hair , is it a serious problem?
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You don't have any facial hair at the age of 18!? Maybe you need to check what is down there... :afridi

Only kidding, I can't get rid of this annoying stubble which seems to begin growing again just after I have shaved.
 
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Supporter of Pak legends said:
Even if they didn't like it, you could always sport one of these hats:

Karzai-usaid.PNG


You wouldn't be compensating for something else at all. :23:
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I prefer a felt top hat. More my style: late 19th century English gentleman. Reminds me of my youth.

I could try Karzai's cloak though, for lounging around the fireplace with a cup of cocoa.


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Madplayer said:
my hair is turning grey . Is premature greying a common problem these days? I see a lot of guys in their late teens and early twenties with this problem these days?
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Not just late teens, I know a girl who's about 7, and she has a LOT of white hair. Not gray, WHITE.

And the friend of a friend had white-gray hair in 9th grade. No black.
 
Madplayer said:
my hair is turning grey . Is premature greying a common problem these days? I see a lot of guys in their late teens and early twenties with this problem these days?
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I've 6 or 7 white hair but I am afraid of having more beacause they are increasing with the passage of time..
Is there any particular reason behind that?
 
Does anyone have any tips for improving vocabulary? Mine has been pretty constant for the last 2-3 years. I pick up a few new words here and there, but I can't remember half of them. Help?
 
96NotOut said:
Does anyone have any tips for improving vocabulary? Mine has been pretty constant for the last 2-3 years. I pick up a few new words here and there, but I can't remember half of them. Help?
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Speak more english
Do you live in pakistan or abroad?
 
96NotOut said:
Does anyone have any tips for improving vocabulary? Mine has been pretty constant for the last 2-3 years. I pick up a few new words here and there, but I can't remember half of them. Help?
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I don't know will it be useful for you or not but I save the words in my phone whenever I come across any new word..
 
hamzie said:
Speak more english
Do you live in pakistan or abroad?
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Bro, I don't speak Urdu!

I'm a foreign born Pakistani, but am now living in Pakistan. I speak English at all times, but it's sort of hard when no-one around you seems to understand.
 
cricket083 said:
I don't know will it be useful for you or not but I save the words in my phone whenever I come across any new word..
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I tend to record new words too, but the thing is that I can't really remember them when I want to use them, so they never actually become part of my "vocabulary".
 
Why don't foreign born/settled Pakistanis speak their local language at home?
 
Mamoon said:
Why don't foreign born/settled Pakistanis speak their local language at home?
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Because we weren't raised in an environment where Urdu/Punjabi/Sindhi/Pashto and all those languages are spoken. We need to get by speaking English or whatever language is spoken, our parents speak those languages at work, our friends soeak it, our teachers do... I take it you get the message. :)
 
96NotOut said:
I tend to record new words too, but the thing is that I can't really remember them when I want to use them, so they never actually become part of my "vocabulary".
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Once you record them you are also supposed to revise them now and then so that you will not forget them..

I remember the words when I keep them learning and using,I love to write essays and I sometimes take a gamle in writing essays by my only knowledge in tests and I get good marks :P
 
96NotOut said:
Because we weren't raised in an environment where Urdu/Punjabi/Sindhi/Pashto and all those languages are spoken. We need to get by speaking English or whatever language is spoken, our parents speak those languages at work, our friends soeak it, our teachers do... I take it you get the message. :)
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Yes but you don't have to speak english or any other foreign language at home with your parents or between siblings.
 
Mamoon said:
Yes but you don't have to speak english or any other foreign language at home with your parents or between siblings.
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It's not my fault if I can express myself better in English. My siblings don't speak Urdu and if your parents work then you don't really have much time to talk a lot to them either.
 
HamzaSaeen said:
Absolutely.
No offence but I really don't like those Pakistanis who speak English at their own home.
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Even though I do, I agree. We should speak Urdu, but then again, the way I was brought up comes into play. I can't speak my mind.
 
HamzaSaeen said:
Absolutely.
No offence but I really don't like those Pakistanis who speak English at their own home.
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Yeah,there are very few those who speak English here,who try to become mummy daddy they think they are very advanced,you know burger culture...But 96NotOut has a different case.
 
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96NotOut said:
It's not my fault if I can express myself better in English. My siblings don't speak Urdu and if your parents work then you don't really have much time to talk a lot to them either.
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You were in Spain??

You used to speak English there or Spanish?
 
cricket083 said:
You were in Spain??

You used to speak English there or Spanish?
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No, I wasn't in Spain... Where did I say that? I'm from good ol' US of A, but my school taught Spanish and two of my closest friends were from Mexico, so I spoke Spanish too. :)

And thanks a lot for sticking up for me. :D
But 96NotOut has a different case.
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I hate those kids in school too who talk in English just cuz they think they're cool.
 
96NotOut said:
No, I wasn't in Spain... Where did I say that? I'm from good ol' US of A, but my school taught Spanish and two of my closest friends were from Mexico, so I spoke Spanish too. :)

And thanks a lot for sticking up for me. :D

I hate those kids in school too who talk in English just cuz they think they're cool.
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Oh! haha you have said that I've spent my childhood in speaking Spanish so I thought you have come from the very place,lol..Sorry it was a misconception..:))

And thank 'you'..:)

Yeah,they do that because they get the same environment in their homes of looking modern and all that..
 
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cricket083 said:
Oh! haha you have said that I've spent my childhood in speaking Spanish so I thought you have come from the very place,lol..Sorry it was a misconception..

And thank 'you'..:)

Yeah,they do that because they get the same environment in their homes of looking modern and all that..
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You're not the first one... I usually end up giving people that impression!

Thank me? For what? :/
 
96NotOut said:
Oh, no problem. :)

And PPers, I asked for some help before getting tangled in this why-don't-foreign-pakis-speak-Urdu debate... I beseech you once more, any tips?
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Your vocabuaury is prttey good..you don't need to worry about it IMO!
 
Haroon786 said:
Just over two years ago, it was a day betore a January GCSE exam and I had to revise, because I didn't do any previously being the lazy douche I am, but I also had a strong fever after coming back from school.

Paracetamol tablets are typically consumed with a spacing of 4 hours and 8 tablets allowed a day, but from 3-9, I consumed 8 in 6 hours, suffice to say that counts as an overdose, however there were no ill effects and I did very well in the exam.
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Glad it was nothing serious in the end and you done well in the exam, hopefully it does not happen again.
 
Amazing day...

1) Pakistan U19's held their nerve and won a thriller

2) Passed a coding paper I though I messed up

3) Clown didn't win the title
 
I had already passed in the sense of getting 50% for the course, but I messed up the first Test and I needed to get 50% in the Tests overall to pass the course as it was an additional requirement, so I needed to get 60 in the second Test to pass the course... I ended up with....

60. Boom :afridi
 
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Am glad he didn't win either, had a heart-attack when he kicked out the RKO thought he'd win after that.

Congrats with the test result bro.
 
shaz619 said:
Am glad he didn't win either, had a heart-attack when he kicked out the RKO thought he'd win after that.

Congrats with the test result bro.
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First time with coding, I suck. Everything was taught in a week as it was in summer school. Probably stupid on my part for taking it.

Oh wells, I'm done with it now :)

Did you catch the game, Zafar is a boss. Loved the way how he gave the English player some back lol
 
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Shaz you know whats bs, I only learnt of that requirement the night before through Facebook -.-

Tutor or lecturer didn't mention it once during the semester...
 
Aman said:
First time with coding, I suck. Everything was taught in a week as it was in summer school. Probably stupid on my part for taking it.

Oh wells, I'm done with it now :)

Did you catch the game, Zafar is a boss. Loved the way how he gave the English player some back lol
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Aman said:
Shaz you know whats bs, I only learnt of that requirement the night before through Facebook -.-

Tutor or lecturer didn't mention it once during the semester...
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I hate coding too bro tell me about it! i had a module for it, the software we used was python it was basic but i just hated it because its so boring. In my class there were guys who i was getting way higher marks in maths but they were getting higher then me in programming i thought that i might find it easier if i am compatible with the math.

Sometimes they do that on purpose so they can keep you in the uni for longer haha, its best to always double check everything just to stay on the safe side.

I was checking the score on cricinfo, the first thing i done when i woke up was watch the EC PPV :)) without reading spoilers or anything forgot about the semi-final was like even if these guys win will they be a force on the international stage? unlikely, just look at how the class of 06 have faired, ideally anwar ali should have been a clone of waqar younis by now. Am happy they made it to the final though, hopefully the talent is nurtured properly enroute to the international stage. They collapsed didn't they :)) so typical...
 
Aman said:
Kicking out of finishers, hmm.... #SuperBryan
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He has been protected for 8 months :)) wyatt the only guy to have beaten him clean who also btw pinned reigns clean :/ , big plans for him at mania
 
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