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Lol TM.

I was once suspended for sporting the Travis Bickle mohawk.
Although, admittedly I did do the whole point at my head with a finger gun to mess with this chick.

I also got suspended for growing a beard which was considered too messy.

Good times.
 
The Dark Corner said:
Lol TM.

I was once suspended for sporting the Travis Bickle mohawk.
Although, admittedly I did do the whole point at my head with a finger gun to mess with this chick.

I also got suspended for growing a beard which was considered too messy.

Good times.
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who the hell makes these rules? now men can't even grow beards?
 
Posting on forums is a futile exercise, Who agrees? :vicky
 
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Glad I stayed up till early morning just to see Umar bat :) #talent
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Laleuo8NGtE

Such a beautiful creature. It pains me that, after the Asian Cheetah went completely extinct due to being hunted and being used for hunting (Akbar is said to have owned hundreds of them despite the fact that cheetahs don't breed in captivity) and that the Tiger was hunted out of Punjab, there are only a few hundreds snow leopards left in the country and that they will soon go extinct.
 
Snow leopards are indeed really cute, but I prefer the African leopard. :ajmal
 
Goong to pak from canada... Flight in few hours :)

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I have been doing an experiment,which has been going on since the creation of mankind-converting oxygen into carbon dioxide,that is breathing. ;-) :yk
 
Anybody interested in Hong Kong Supr sixes tournament in PP Cricket league?? My Team India needs some talent. :)
 
Mamoon_ said:
How can I start a convo with her? :sohail
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come on , get a haircut ,show her your paintings & ask in your most passionate voice : Will i ever be fortunate enough to capture you on canvas ? i just need a few hours from you & this will make a huge difference to my life.If you say no,i might not paint ever again :)
 
Ims1 said:
come on , get a haircut ,show her your paintings & ask in your most passionate voice : Will i ever be fortunate enough to capture you on canvas ? i just need a few hours from you & this will make a huge difference to my life.If you say no,i might not paint ever again :)
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Will work in a Bollywood flick, in real life too?

What is wrong with my hair? :afridi
 
Ims1 said:
come on , get a haircut ,show her your paintings & ask in your most passionate voice : Will i ever be fortunate enough to capture you on canvas ? i just need a few hours from you & this will make a huge difference to my life.If you say no,i might not paint ever again :)
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Love Guru ..eh??
 
Ims1 said:
come on , get a haircut ,show her your paintings & ask in your most passionate voice : Will i ever be fortunate enough to capture you on canvas ? i just need a few hours from you & this will make a huge difference to my life.If you say no,i might not paint ever again :)
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...And then the paint was on his face. :afridi
 
Mamoon_ said:
Will work in a Bollywood flick, in real life too?

What is wrong with my hair? :afridi
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damn,this aint about your hair -dont be a narcissist .just dont look unhygienic . Ok ,tell her , i am a medical student & surprisingly my pulse rate goes up when ever you are near by &&&&&&&& i am certain,IA,you are NOT injurious to my health :asif:
 
ims1 said:
damn,this aint about your hair -dont be a narcissist .just dont look unhygienic . Ok ,tell her , i am a medical student & surprisingly my pulse rate goes up when ever you are near by &&&&&&&& i am certain,ia,you are not injurious to my health :asif:
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omg :)))
 
She is a modern type girl and these corny proposals won't floor her :|
 
Mamoon_ said:
She is my cousin from my dad's side and I don't live with my dad and can't bring her to my Mum's house.

All the painting's are at Mum's.
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think . Link her up to the PP post. Show them on your cell,tell her in a small boy apologetic voice that they look much better in real life .Would she like to visit some time with her mum ?

be decent,do not behave like crime master GOGO :butt:
 
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Django deleted that other thread, which is a crying shame. It had a veritable blueprint, composed by yours truly, on how to succeed with girls.
 
can you look at her intently ,smile sporadically & not say any thing . wait for her to ask what is happening ,when she does ask,say : I am awestruck by your intelligence & persona :)
 
Mamoon, friendly advice, don't show her your paintings. If you show her the paintings, it means you actually value your skill and think it is the most impressive thing about yourself

If she comes to discover that you are a good painter without your intervention, it will give mystery to your personality and she will want to know other facets of it.

My advice would be to be subtle and uninterested.
 
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endymion248 said:
Mamoon, friendly advice, don't show her your paintings. If you show her the paintings, it means you actually value your skill and think it is the most impressive thing about yourself

If she comes to discover that you are a good painter without your intervention, it will give mystery to your personality and she will want to know other facets of it.

My advice would be to be subtle and uninterested.
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You are right. She should like me. not what I do. :batman:
 
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endymion248 said:
Mamoon, friendly advice, don't show her your paintings. If you show her the paintings, it means you actually value your skill and think it is the most impressive thing about yourself

If she comes to discover that you are a good painter without your intervention, it will give mystery to your personality and she will want to know other facets of it.

My advice would be to be subtle and uninterested.
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Have her "discover" them. Plant them somewhere she conveniently finds them.
 
endymion248 said:
Mamoon, friendly advice, don't show her your paintings. If you show her the paintings, it means you actually value your skill and think it is the most impressive thing about yourself

If she comes to discover that you are a good painter without your intervention, it will give mystery to your personality and she will want to know other facets of it.

My advice would be to be subtle and uninterested.
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he is 22 . he might sitll be acting uninterested at 42 when she has her grown up kids dating :facepalm:
 
Ims1 said:
can you look at her intently ,smile sporadically & not say any thing . wait for her to ask what is happening ,when she does ask,say : I am awestruck by your intelligence & persona :)
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Another cheesy Bollywood inspired suggestion :facepalm:

I am not gonna dance with her in the rain afterwards, catching her dupatta.
 
Mamoon_ said:
Another cheesy Bollywood inspired suggestion :facepalm:

I am not gonna dance with her in the rain afterwards, catching her dupatta.
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try Mamoo. you never know ,at best she her mum & your dad might throw you of house . i would not like to back down without trying .
 
Nostalgic said:
Have her "discover" them. Plant them somewhere she conveniently finds them.
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Exactly. Or have someone else talk about it while Mamoon says ''It's nothing, I am ashamed of them because they are not that good''.

Also, it is all about creating a sense of communication and privacy. It depends on you and on her what the subject of it (ideas, private jokes, fake secrets from your part,...). An example would be, to come back on the painting topic, to show her a painting and say things like ''Nobody has ever seen it before'' or maybe even say that nobody knows you paint. It creates a sense of exclusivity that is paramount before sharing your feelings.
 
endymion248 said:
Exactly. Or have someone else talk about it while Mamoon says ''It's nothing, I am ashamed of them because they are not that good''.

Also, it is all about creating a sense of communication and privacy. It depends on you and on her what the subject of it (ideas, private jokes, fake secrets from your part,...). An example would be, to come back on the painting topic, to show her a painting and say things like ''Nobody has ever seen it before'' or maybe even say that nobody knows you paint. It creates a sense of exclusivity that is paramount before sharing your feelings.
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jooth bolna sikha rahe ho :asif:asif
 
Now this is complicated :facepalm:

Will texting her work?

I might manage to find her number through mutual cousins.
 
"Maria, is that your new number?''

''Maria who? My name is ''Mamoon's cousin''''

''Sorry, wrong number''.

''Who is this Maria girl''

Establishes you as a datable guy since you have a girlfriend.

(These evil plan are not meant to be followed, I decline all responsibility from any harm they may cause to those who follow them')
 
Mamoon_ said:
I blush easily :afridi


BTW, first words and first topic?
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Haha aww.
Topic? You just have to grab the opportunity based on your surroundings tbh. Talk about the party/dinner etc. Or ask her about what she is studying or where she is working waghera. Make that a starting convo and hopefully the conversation will flow.
Also, try to avoid talking about anything you found out about her from Facebook (status updates or photos) .

But don't try to rigidly follow the do's and do nots tbh. It's nothing if it's not natural and you're just manufacturing a conversation and not really making one. Do you see what I mean? If you see the convo going nowhere don't force it. Come back to it later. Just be yourself :)
 
Radiance Of Australis said:
Haha aww.
Topic? You just have to grab the opportunity based on your surroundings tbh. Talk about the party/dinner etc. Or ask her about what she is studying or where she is working waghera. Make that a starting convo and hopefully the conversation will flow.
Also, try to avoid talking about anything you found out about her from Facebook (status updates or photos) .

But don't try to rigidly follow the do's and do nots tbh. It's nothing if it's not natural and you're just manufacturing a conversation and not really making one. Do you see what I mean? If you see the convo going nowhere don't force it. Come back to it later. Just be yourself :)
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Hmmm. Now this makes sense.

But firs words will be nervous and uncomfortable :facepalm:
 
endymion248 said:
"Maria, is that your new number?''

''Maria who? My name is ''Mamoon's cousin''''

''Sorry, wrong number''.

''Who is this Maria girl''

Establishes you as a datable guy since you have a girlfriend.

(These evil plan are not meant to be followed, I decline all responsibility from any harm they may cause to those who follow them')
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Won't she find this stupid if by some chance we get along later?
 
Mamoon_ said:
Won't she find this stupid if by some chance we get along later?
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It was meant as a joke :)

I don't know if your situation exactly but what I said in my previous posts is always a good advice. You should really try to establish a connection first before letting your feelings out, especially because she is your cousin and you will have to see her regularly even if it doesn't work out. Similarly, she may say yes to you if you were not her cousin but, since you are, she wouldn't want a short-term relationship because nobody likes to have exes around.
 
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So Mamoon Whats the point asking for advice if u dont have the guts to face her?? :))
 
endymion248 said:
It was meant as a joke :)

I don't know if your situation exactly but what I said in my previous posts is always a good advice. You should really try to establish a connection first before letting your feelings out, especially because she is your cousin and you will have to see her regularly even if it doesn't work out. Similarly, she may say yes to you if you were not her cousin but, since you are, she wouldn't want a short-term relationship because nobody likes to have exes around.
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Points noted. Pray for me :msd
 
have a kabaddi match tomorrow and m nervous as hell. the opponents are arch rivals and quite big . think they are gonna beat the crap outta me:kami
 
TM Riddle said:
have a kabaddi match tomorrow and m nervous as hell. the opponents are arch rivals and quite big . think they are gonna beat the crap outta me:kami
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Play rugby with some islanders then you'll really know what big is.
 
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