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96NotOut said:
Nope. If Chelsea (God Forbid) don't make it, then yeah, Real Madrid better win it, but if Chelsea get to the finals, they're winning it, In Shaa Allah. :P



Uh, no. What does it mean?
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Oh, it means something along the lines of, you haven't lived (your life) if you haven't seen Lahore :uakmal
 
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blinding light said:
That is wonderful - one always needs someone like that in their lives.. I have a friend, and though we've been besties for almost 7-8 years now, we just don't have enough time to catch up and talk to one another.. She's been studying courses on Rumi extensively, and I'm pretty much still trying to get over Plato.. I feel this deep intellectual bond with her that I've never, ever experienced with anyone.. Almost like a feeling of some internal conquest or something, when you talk certain things out..

It's a beautiful feeling, but one that I feel should be a part of everyone's life :)
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Good to know that. Such friendships are an important part of our lives I personally haven't had too many of those.

You can always give these little short video clips a go if you like:

www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?p=6684906#post6684906

Words full of wisdom:)!
 
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Munich had that coming they have not been playing well recently and their defence was a mess. But i really cant decide between chelsea or athletico, they both have amazing defences but if eto and hazard play todays game i think they might win it.
 
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96NotOut said:
I wasn't telling you to get a life, I was talking to someone else.



I was wondering why you said I'm frustrated.



2 weeks? That's a lifetime! I have exams in 5 days, beat that. :P





You think Pakistani examiners are better? They take away points for not having good handwriting. :facepalm:
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I kno u werent telling me but u said it to someone else. Lol allow it now.
And lol on English papers if they cant read then you'll lose marks too.


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"Jaddo`n raat nu saarey sondey ney,
Dou neyn nimaney rondey ney,
Koi milda rah nayi niklan nu,
Gham chaar chaferey hondey ney" - Warish Shah.

:bow::14:!
 
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^^^^
She too is missing me:53:.
 
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Got my badge for the company that bought us. At least I won't be mistaken for a trash collector now.


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It's really awkward when you can't approach someone who you have a crush on.
 
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Haroon786 said:
Why, this doesn't have a place on the awkward moments thread.

This can't be the wrong thread because it has no specific topic.
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I was thinking more of the epic Mamoon-PB thread. But I suppose you're right: this thread is a free-for-all.

Spill the beans. We can't help you if we don't know the details.


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Nostalgic said:
I was thinking more of the epic Mamoon-PB thread. But I suppose you're right: this thread is a free-for-all.

Spill the beans. We can't help you if we don't know the details.


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Female working in a school that I do A levels in.
 
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Hurry up. I'm bored, and anxious to help.

Are we talking about a Mila Kunis-Persian kitten hybrid, or something more exotic, like a Sarah Jessica Parker-Llama mix?


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Nostalgic said:
Hurry up. I'm bored, and anxious to help.

Are we talking about a Mila Kunis-Persian kitten hybrid, or something more exotic, like a Sarah Jessica Parker-Llama mix?


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I am offended.
 
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Haroon786 said:
Female working in a school that I do A levels in.
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"Works" being the operative word? She works there as opposed to study there with you?

If so, you're a young man of discerning taste. Does the age difference bother you? Is race/religion a factor? Are you concerned about her not taking you seriously because you're still a student?


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Mamoon said:
I am offended.
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The joke was on Sarah Jessica Parker.

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?""

Usually that joke is about a horse.


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Nostalgic said:
"Works" being the operative word? She works there as opposed to study there with you?

If so, you're a young man of discerning taste. Does the age difference bother you? Is race/religion a factor? Are you concerned about her not taking you seriously because you're still a student?


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No, because someone below the age of 26 isn't old.

Also this is nothing more than a crush atm.
 
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If she tutors you, there's a potential opening there.

You need to study hard, do well, and kill two birds with one stone: prove that you're a promising student with a bright future and therefore a viable prospect, and also subliminally hint at the fact that you're working hard in the subject she tutors you in because you want to impress her.

There's also the technique where you stare at someone for a fraction of a second longer than necessary. You don't want to overdo this and come across as a creep. Just enough to sow the seeds.

When she tutors you, is it in a nice cozy secluded setting with just you and her, or is it a noisy classroom with others around?


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Sometimes the classroom is secluded, sometimes it's prone to eyes.

But there's also one other student in the tutoring too.
 
Nostalgic said:
If she tutors you, there's a potential opening there.

You need to study hard, do well, and kill two birds with one stone: prove that you're a promising student with a bright future and therefore a viable prospect, and also subliminally hint at the fact that you're working hard in the subject she tutors you in because you want to impress her.

There's also the technique where you stare at someone for a fraction of a second longer than necessary. You don't want to overdo this and come across as a creep. Just enough to sow the seeds.

When she tutors you, is it in a nice cozy secluded setting with just you and her, or is it a noisy classroom with others around?


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Elaborate about the staring thing.
 
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Haroon786 said:
Elaborate about the staring thing.
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Pleasure. It's like this. Say she's explaining something. You're listening intently, looking at her. There comes a time when you would generally look away from her face to look at the board, or your notebook to jot something down.

This is the moment. Look at the board, or the notebook, but be ever so late. So as to suggest that you'd rather keep looking at her. Let your eyes linger at her face for just that little bit longer. There's a fine line between this and staring for too long. Don't cross that line. A variant of this technique is when she is pointing to something and expecting you to be looking at it. Instead she finds you looking at her. And when you abruptly look at what you're supposed to be looking at, it gets the point across.

A hint of a smile at the corner of your lips doesn't hurt. But don't overdo it, or she'll think you're mocking her.

Girls generally have a sixth sense for this sort of thing. Use this technique judiciously. Report back, and I'll give you the next set of instructions.


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Nostalgic said:
Pleasure. It's like this. Say she's explaining something. You're listening intently, looking at her. There comes a time when you would generally look away from her face to look at the board, or your notebook to jot something down.

This is the moment. Look at the board, or the notebook, but be ever so late. So as to suggest that you'd rather keep looking at her. Let your eyes linger at her face for just that little bit longer. There's a fine line between this and staring for too long. Don't cross that line. A variant of this technique is when she is pointing to something and expecting you to be looking at it. Instead she finds you looking at her. And when you abruptly look at what you're supposed to be looking at, it gets the point across.

A hint of a smile at the corner of your lips doesn't hurt. But don't overdo it, or she'll think you're mocking her.

Girls generally have a sixth sense for this sort of thing. Use this technique judiciously. Report back, and I'll give you the next set of instructions.


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Dhoni won't be happy about you becoming PP's loveguru.

You seem like you've had plenty of experience.
 
had a feeling athletico would win, feels like they will win the title aswell.
 
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Haroon786 said:
Dhoni won't be happy about you becoming PP's loveguru.

You seem like you've had plenty of experience.
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Knowing Rawal, he will defer to my experience ;)

I have to go to that other thread now. See what Mamoon is up to.


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Saqs said:
Yeah I didn't mean the entire paradigm shift of forgetting the roots and your home country.

But in the sense that it is quite easy to fall into a routine and really just make a living no matter where you are.

One need not be anchored to one place.

After all, we're all travelers right?
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You are absolutely correct, on all accounts.

DHONI183 said:
Good to know that. Such friendships are an important part of our lives I personally haven't had too many of those.

You can always give these little short video clips a go if you like:

www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?p=6684906#post6684906

Words full of wisdom:)!
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I dont think you can have many either.. Just 1 or 2 should suffice, I think.. But thanks for sharing that link, I'll check it out soon :)
 
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blinding light said:
:)))

I'm pretty sure he didn't say salam, bro :))

But that looking thing sounds serious - good advice there, yep. Females take note of such things..

But crushing on your teacher :facepalm:
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If he had wanted to say "Wailee Qaum," he would've spelt it correctly ;)

Humans of the feminine persuasion do have this innate ability to gauge the intentions of a man. I was once told by a lady that the way one looks at her tells her all she needs to know. I wonder sometimes how women ever get duped if that is the case, and I truly believe it is.

A crush on one's teacher is an early symptom of an auntie fetish. I have high hopes for Haroon. Baccha taraqqi karey ga.


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Topic less thread is fast becoming my favorite thread on TP. Some really neat observations by Nostalgic that can only be gained through experience. Btw, got into a little "staring" episode myself today. :22:
 
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saadibaba said:
Topic less thread is fast becoming my favorite thread on TP. Some really neat observations by Nostalgic that can only be gained through experience. Btw, got into a little "staring" episode myself today. :22:
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With the bountifully endowed co-worker who suspects all Pakistani ladies are enveloped in burqas and therefore tolerates your staring?


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Nostalgic said:
Pleasure. It's like this. Say she's explaining something. You're listening intently, looking at her. There comes a time when you would generally look away from her face to look at the board, or your notebook to jot something down.

This is the moment. Look at the board, or the notebook, but be ever so late. So as to suggest that you'd rather keep looking at her. Let your eyes linger at her face for just that little bit longer. There's a fine line between this and staring for too long. Don't cross that line. A variant of this technique is when she is pointing to something and expecting you to be looking at it. Instead she finds you looking at her. And when you abruptly look at what you're supposed to be looking at, it gets the point across.

A hint of a smile at the corner of your lips doesn't hurt. But don't overdo it, or she'll think you're mocking her.

Girls generally have a sixth sense for this sort of thing. Use this technique judiciously. Report back, and I'll give you the next set of instructions.


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Reminds me of the crush that I had on my forensic professor. He is not that handsome but his voice,attitude and views on the controversial topics are something just out of this world.

He is a chronic alcoholic, smoker and jerk of the highest order (during his college days). Climbed on to the roof of the girl's hostel after failing a bet,went on to fight with hockey sticks during arts festival,married his ladylove,who was a christian defying all odds from her family (he himself was born in a Hindu family but turned agnostic) and still says that he want to die in a swimming pool of whiskey! (don't forget that he himself is a doctor and taking class to his students while saying this :facepalm: )

Even then, he is a very good teacher and respected Police Surgeon. His class was full of crime stories,double entendres and very subtle adult rated jokes. It was fun and I don't think that I have ever laughed so hard in any other classes lol. He even took class on sex education (while teaching us 'sexual offences') which no one ever dared to take because of our 'notorious history'. I must say,he did a very good job..:D
 
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kaayal said:
Reminds me of the crush that I had on my forensic professor. He is not that handsome but his voice,attitude and views on the controversial topics are something just out of this world.

He is a chronic alcoholic, smoker and jerk of the highest order (during his college days). Climbed on to the roof of the girl's hostel after failing a bet,went on to fight with hockey sticks during arts festival,married his ladylove,who was a christian defying all odds from her family (he himself was born in a Hindu family but turned agnostic) and still says that he want to die in a swimming pool of whiskey! (don't forget that he himself is a doctor and taking class to his students while saying this :facepalm: )

Even then, he is a very good teacher and respected Police Surgeon. His class was full of crime stories and very subtle adult rated jokes. It was fun and I don't think that I have ever laughed so hard in any class lol. He even took classes on sex education (while teaching us 'sexual offences') which no one ever dared to take because of our notorious histor. I must say he did a very good job..:D
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Did you try the staring technique on him? He would've seen through it though.


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Nostalgic said:
Did you try the staring technique on him? He would've seen through it though.


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I did stare at him,hell! even the whole 150 students in my class (including boys) were fan of him. But he ignored everyone and continued doing his work..:22:

It was a crush born out of respect..:)
 
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With the bountifully endowed co-worker who suspects all Pakistani ladies are enveloped in burqas and therefore tolerates your staring?


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Well not really staring but like you said looking at someone's face a second longer than one should. I don't think that's such a bad thing.

In any case, I was going home from work and as I made way through a hallway I saw this girl who I know of but never been properly introduced. In any case, tired from work with a heavy head and aching back, her face was suddenly a sight for sore eyes. Beautiful, fresh almost angelic. I looked at her as she was talking to another person but she caught me looking and while I was suddenly thinking of pretending like I'm looking at something beyond her she smiled and waved at me. I waved back, surprised and guilty. I smiled all the way back to my car. Sometimes it pays to be a tharki.
 
Saadibaba and Nostalgic, why don't you guys marry...(girls, not each other). God willing I will be married within a year.
 
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saadibaba said:
Well not really staring but like you said looking at someone's face a second longer than one should. I don't think that's such a bad thing.

In any case, I was going home from work and as I made way through a hallway I saw this girl who I know of but never been properly introduced. In any case, tired from work with a heavy head and aching back, her face was suddenly a sight for sore eyes. Beautiful, fresh almost angelic. I looked at her as she was talking to another person but she caught me looking and while I was suddenly thinking of pretending like I'm looking at something beyond her she smiled and waved at me. I waved back, surprised and guilty. I smiled all the way back to my car. Sometimes it pays to be a tharki.
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Promising. The pretending to look at something else works. Now she knows you were looking at her, and had the decency to pretend otherwise.

Funny isn't it, no matter how jaded you get, the heady euphoria of an encounter such as this never fails to put a smile on your face.


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CricketCartoons said:
Saadibaba and Nostalgic, why don't you guys marry...(girls, not each other). God willing I will be married within a year.
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I am married. And yes, she is several years my senior. I don't pursue aunties anymore. All my stories are from the past.


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CricketCartoons said:
Saadibaba and Nostalgic, why don't you guys marry...(girls, not each other). God willing I will be married within a year.
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Nostalgic is married and has 3 rambunctious kids. Don't know about Saadibaba.:asif

(Edit:I remember this because he replied to me when I mentioned him about the side effects of taking finasteride.;-) )
 
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12 hours till my flight back home..

I'm contemplating staying awake all night .. Have a helluva headache at the moment, but my resolve is unshakeable.

Any suggestions on how to entertain myself these 12 hours? (Everything else is done)
 
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The weather is relentlessly romantic:53: which is further added by my brother playing very romantic instrumental themes on his PC.

Nostalgic said:
Knowing Rawal, he will defer to my experience ;)
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I led the way, others followed as we now have three well-equipped, capable love gurus, Mahsa´Allah! All have different methods and suggestions though:

Sensible-Indian-fan - over complicated. Gives the impression as if the Kashmir dispute is being settled. I fall asleep half way through his posts.

Nostalgic - perverted! One word suffices! He is into brainwashing the young generation.

Myself - too filmy. Ideas not to be tried at home (unless of course you are our Mamoon bhai who is visited by his cousin).
 
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blinding light said:
I dont think you can have many either.. Just 1 or 2 should suffice, I think.. But thanks for sharing that link, I'll check it out soon :)
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Yeah, you are right. I however in general have led a different life and haven´t had too many friends in life. The last time I met a friend in real life was three years ago exactly!

"A life so secluded,
Only a few are included."

But not complaining though, since the ones I have as friends are very true and stand by me. Add to this is my family, an army of angels I call them.

"For me has He made the earth a yielding abode,
Thankful I am for the favours bestowed."

Ah´ forget about me, I am glad to know that your exams are now over. Enjoy the time in Pakistan, sister. May God bless all your family. Amen!
 
Also, my favorite love guru is SIF by far, he's very realistic and gives good advice.

Nostalgic is too funny to take seriously and Rawal makes it sound like nothing can go wrong in the world. :P
 
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Yeah, you are right. I however in general have led a different life and haven´t had too many friends in life. The last time I met a friend in real life was three years ago exactly!

"A life so secluded,
Only a few are included."

But not complaining though, since the ones I have as friends are very true and stand by me. Add to this is my family, an army of angels I call them.

"For me has He made the earth a yielding abode,
Thankful I am for the favours bestowed."

Ah´ forget about me, I am glad to know that your exams are now over. Enjoy the time in Pakistan, sister. May God bless all your family. Amen!
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Ameen! Thank you for your prayers, brother! I wish you and your family the same :)

You're right. Family is family, no matter what anyone says. I give preference to my family over my friends too, but then again - man is a social animal... I have to stay in touch with them - channel my inner craziness knowing it will never be misjudged :)

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Now what the heck is a waylee koom?
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96NO, are you for real? :80:
 
96NotOut said:
I know what qoum means, but not waylee. Thanks. :)

For the next 12 hours, you can teach me Urdu. :P
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Well.. I guess technically wailee is Punjabi..

But its one of those words that have totally submerged with Urdu, and appear more Urdu than Punjabi..

It's still a colloquial term, so I guess you'll learn it over time anyhow..

PS - are you as bad as JK in Urdu? :junaid :msd
 
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Blinding Light behn, Pakistan jaa ke hum sabko bhool matt jaa´yega:(.
 
blinding light said:
Well.. I guess technically wailee is Punjabi..

But its one of those words that have totally submerged with Urdu, and appear more Urdu than Punjabi..

It's still a colloquial term, so I guess you'll learn it over time anyhow..

PS - are you as bad as JK in Urdu? :junaid :msd
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Thanks again.

My answer, in the form of an earlier post:
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I used to [be bad at Urdu], consider myself a pro now. I'm pretty good at spoken Urdu, if I say so myself. Just get the ka/ki and other masculine-feminine variation thingamajigs messed up sometimes. And I can read and write it good too. :D
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I'm working in my Urdu and I hope he is too, otherwise we'll have communication problems. I can't speak Pushto and its safe to assume he doesn't know English. :P

I hope you got your answer. :)
 
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Blinding Light behn, Pakistan jaa ke hum sabko bhool matt jaa´yega:(.
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Bilkul nahi, bhai-jaan :)

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Thanks again.

My answer, in the form of an earlier post:


I'm working in my Urdu and I hope he is too, otherwise we'll have communication problems. I can't speak Pushto and its safe to assume he doesn't know English. :P

I hope you got your answer. :)
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Hey don't mention it :)

That's pretty cool that you can read and write Urdu too! Most foreign-born/bred Pakistanis hardly ever focus on teaching their kids how to read/write Urdu (which I feel is such a shame!)
 
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Hey don't mention it :)

That's pretty cool that you can read and write Urdu too! Most foreign-born/bred Pakistanis hardly ever focus on teaching their kids how to read/write Urdu (which I feel is such a shame!)
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I will pass that on to my parents, even though they probably didn't think it was such a big deal till we moved here. :)

Forget about reading/writing, in all my time in the US, I have only come across one family where the kids could even speak Urdu. :facepalm:

I hate to admit this, but even I couldn't.
 
It was a spelling mistake in Quom,;-)

And Junaid Khan doesn't make any mistake in Urdu,mind you:P
 
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