The Topicless Thread

[blinding light]

Broken-hearted, broken-backed, broken record Mamoon apparently still hasn't prayed.

Astaghfirullah, its almost 3pm!

 

[96NotOut]

Gotta go peeps, bye!

 

[cricket083]

I can't bend. Hopefully God will excuse me.

Do you offer your other prayers?

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Baata or Service kay chappal for you.

It is Bata.

 

[cricket083]

Your first low blow against Mamoon. Keep it up!

Thanks for encouraging

 

[Mamoon]

And what about Gul Ahmed Lawn?

 

[blinding light]

Same here, have to go to a high-tea today

Khuda-hafiz, logo!

 

[Mamoon]

Do you offer your other prayers?

Yes. I miss Fajr but do so with Isha.

 

[cricket083]

It's good too.It's also quite auntish though.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

I can't bend. Hopefully God will excuse me.

Lay down and pray. It is not an excuse.

 

[Mamoon]

High tea is always mediocre.

Anyways, happy eating.

 

[cricket083]

Gotta go peeps, bye!

Same here, have to go to a high-tea today

Khuda-hafiz, logo!

Allah hafiz

Have fun BL,btw where?

 

[Mamoon]

It is Bata.

First to Bata then to school.

This lame was one liner was everywhere a few years ago.

 

[battler]

Gotta go peeps, bye!

Awww leaving coz mamoon won't talk to u?

 

[Mamoon]

Lay down and pray. It is not an excuse.

That is awkward.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

And what about Gul Ahmed Lawn?

All these are rubbish. Firdous ki lawn is the best. #AmirLiaquat

 

[Marshland]

I don't know where else to ask this, but here goes.

There used to be a fun South African poster from a while back called Keith. Anybody in touch with him? Where did he go and why isn't he posting anymore?

 

[cricket083]

Yes. I miss Fajr but do so with Isha.

I miss fajr too quite often,but offer it with duhur.I have to become regular now

Allah hum sub ko panch waqt ka namaazi banae.

 

[cricket083]

All these are rubbish. Firdous ki lawn is the best. #AmirLiaquat

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[Mamoon]

I don't know where else to ask this, but here goes.

There used to be a fun South African poster from a while back called Keith. Anybody in touch with him? Where did he go and why isn't he posting anymore?

Pakpassion is one of those things from which you have to move on eventually I guess.

 

[Mamoon]

I miss fajr too quite often,but offer it with duhur.I have to become regular now

Allah hum sub ko panch waqt ka namaazi banae.

InshAllah.

 

[Mamoon]

All these are rubbish. Firdous ki lawn is the best. #AmirLiaquat

)

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

I miss fajr too quite often,but offer it with duhur.I have to become regular now

Allah hum sub ko panch waqt ka namaazi banae.

Amen/Ameen.

I made sure that no one finds a mistake in my spelling.

 

[cricket083]

2nd one is right.

 

[Mamoon]

Ameen is correct.

 

[cricket083]

I am getting so bore..

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

I am getting so bore..

Yeah. I need to study now.

 

[cricket083]

Yeah. I need to study now.

Go then.

 

[Afridi96]

Topic-less thread

When you're 20 minutes late for a 20 minute lesson (and it's your only lesson for the day)

 

[96NotOut]

When you're 20 minutes late for a 20 minute lesson (and it's your only lesson for the day)

That must rock.

 

[96NotOut]

Awww leaving coz mamoon won't talk to u?

I'm back. I don't care about Mamoon.

 

[waqar goraya]

Yep, 7 up. 250 ml in 500 ml pure milk. Don't need to add sugar.

And by pure i mean very original.

They claim 7up does not contain caffeine. It it really so?

 

[96NotOut]

Gul Ahmed's okay, I feel it's for aunties, but JJ is good. Partly because of the name.

 

[96NotOut]

Yep, 7 up. 250 ml in 500 ml pure milk. Don't need to add sugar.

And by pure i mean very original.

They claim 7up does not contain caffeine. It it really so?

No paani in the milk?

You measure the stuff?

 

[waqar goraya]

No paani in the milk?

You measure the stuff?

We own buffaloes, just for personal consumption.

 

[Afridi96]

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That must rock.

No now i have to stay in College until 4 coz i have Cricket after

 

[96NotOut]

Does everyone here play cricket? I only watch, rarely play. I can hit sixes though.

 

[96NotOut]

We own buffaloes, just for personal consumption.

No kidding? In your house?

 

[Mamoon]

Used to, 10 years back.

Golf is where my loyalty lies now.

 

[waqar goraya]

No kidding? In your house?

Our village is not far from the city, have agricultural land there.

 

[96NotOut]

Golf doesn't like you though. Like PB.

 

[96NotOut]

Our village is not far from the city, have agricultural land there.

Oh, that's cool.

 

[Mamoon]

Actually it does. I am really good.

Stop hating me.

 

[Mamoon]

Chaudry Waqar, khaalis doodh to de do yaar.

 

[96NotOut]

It broke your back. She broke your heart.

 

[96NotOut]

I should get an IPL contract. I will play for the Sunrisers.

 

[Mamoon]

It was my fault I got injured.

 

[Afridi96]

Topic-less thread

Does everyone here play cricket? I only watch, rarely play. I can hit sixes though.

Hard ball?

 

[96NotOut]

Why golf though? Unusual.

 

[waqar goraya]

Funny thing is that this milk costs us more than the market price.

No wonder why you don't get it in the market.

 

[waqar goraya]

Mamoon is loyal to a royal game.

 

[Mamoon]

Golf isn't unusual. Its fantastic.

A family sport though.

 

[96NotOut]

Hard ball?

No dude, tape ball. I'm a girl.

 

[Mamoon]

Why Sunrisers?

 

[Mamoon]

Funny thing is that this milk costs us more than the market price.

No wonder why you don't get it in the market.

Its impossible to get pure milk in the market.

 

[96NotOut]

No, I mean, not a lot of people I know in Pakistan play.

 

[96NotOut]

Why Sunrisers?

I get to play alongside Steyn and Bhuvi. I've answered this before.

 

[Ikball]

used to be a good all rounder, 20 years back. But not Now. Although I watch club/domestic cricket live here in Lahore, but never tried.

Now a days, thinking to start again with Mohallay dars, to reduce weight and get into shape.

 

[Ikball]

Golf is an expensive game. Only elite can play??

 

[Mamoon]

I get to play alongside Steyn and Bhuvi. I've answered this before.

Okay, sorry for asking.

 

[Afridi96]

Topic-less thread

No dude, tape ball. I'm a girl.

Lool yh i was thinking, i've never hit a six with hardball.

 

[Mamoon]

Yes extremely expensive.

 

[Mamoon]

I hate the word dude. Never used it.

 

[96NotOut]

Lool yh i was thinking, i've never hit a six with hardball.

Then you're bad. I play with guys so I think they go easy on me.

But I'm an Afridi sort of player, hit a six or get out.

 

[96NotOut]

Okay, sorry for asking.

Just reminding you. I won't have to face them when I bat.

 

[Afridi96]

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Then you're bad. I play with guys so I think they go easy on me.



But I'm an Afridi sort of player, hit a six or get out.

Bad? I only played for four years and hardly got to bat lool. I remember in year 10 in p.e a girl almost got our best batsman out first ball (tennis ball) but it fell just short

Hmmm

 

[Mamoon]

Just reminding you. I won't have to face them when I bat.

You are rude.

 

[Hawkeye]

Then you're bad. I play with guys so I think they go easy on me.

But I'm an Afridi sort of player, hit a six or get out.

Are you a righty or classy left handed?

 

[Ikball]

My mother gifted me a box of chocolates, and 32GB USB.

 

[96NotOut]

Bad? I only played for four years and hardly got to bat lool. I remember in year 10 in p.e a girl almost got our best batsman out first ball (tennis ball) but it fell just short

Hmmm

4 years is only?

Don't underestimate girls, we're good.

 

[Mamoon]

My mother gifted me a box of chocolates, and 32GB USB.

What are you gonna do with the USB?

 

[Afridi96]

Topic-less thread

4 years is only?



Don't underestimate girls, we're good.

It was for my school team, the top order never used to get out…

 

[Ikball]

.

 

[96NotOut]

You are rude.

A reminder makes me rude?

Are you a righty or classy left handed?

Right handed. Like Junaid.

 

[Afridi96]

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You mean "Right handed. Like Afridi."

 

[96NotOut]

It was for my school team, the top order never used to get out…

Tell them they're needed in Pakistan.

 

[Mamoon]

A reminder makes me rude?

Never mind.

 

[Afridi96]

Topic-less thread

Tell them they're needed in Pakistan.

Lool yh i was about to say it's very un-Pakistani like

 

[Mamoon]

I still like Ding Dong bubble.

 

[Aman]

You people make me sick.