The Topicless Thread

[Pakistani_Legend]

Karachiiii

Am I the only one from KHI here?

No.

 

[96NotOut]

Great, me neither.

 

[Mamoon]

Because I might be a 45 year old tharki with 3 wives and you won't know. It's very easy to lie over the internet. PP is way too anonymous for people to be trusted.

 

[96NotOut]

No.

You are too?

 

[Mamoon]

Great, me neither.

But I do fancy decent relationships.

 

[96NotOut]

God, you're scaring me.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Today one budha uncle stopped me and my fellow colony mates from playing cricket in the park

It happened to me 5 months earlier. He is a massive grouch and is always griping.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

You are too?

Yes.

 

[96NotOut]

But I do fancy decent relationships.

Your cousin's waaaaitiiiing.

 

[Mamoon]

Every street/colony has a villain who can't digest street cricket.

Wandering Molvis are kabab me hadi as well when they start on the road tabligh.

 

[Mamoon]

Your cousin's waaaaitiiiing.

I need backup plans too.

 

[96NotOut]

You're supposed to respect people who are older than you, not call them a budha or grouch.

 

[96NotOut]

Or a villain.

 

[Mamoon]

I don't like cranky buddhas. Unko izzat raas nahi hoti.

You must earn respect.

 

[Afridi96]

Not Afridi... I'm not some blinded fan.

So i'm some blinded fan?

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

You're supposed to respect people who are older than you, not call them a budha or grouch.

OK, geek.:adnan

 

[96NotOut]

I need backup plans too.

Best friend's sister. If that doesn't work out, best friend.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

I don't like cranky buddhas. Unko izzat raas nahi hoti.

You must earn respect.

I agree.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

My face when I call a friend and his sister picks up the phone -

 

[Mamoon]

Best friend's sister. If that doesn't work out, best friend.

After his sister, you.

 

[Mamoon]

My face when I call a friend and his sister picks up the phone -

My face.

 

[96NotOut]

So i'm some blinded fan?

Now that you've changed your avatar, I wouldn't say blind, but brainless.

No offense bro.

OK, geek.:adnan

My pleasure, nerd.

 

[96NotOut]

After his sister, you.

I know some pretty girls in school.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Mamoon has taken his time and is flourishing now. #BoundariesEverywhere

 

[Mamoon]

Aren't you pretty?

 

[Mamoon]

Mamoon has taken his time and his flourishing now. #BoundariesEverywhere

I'm becoming a playa!

 

[96NotOut]

Aren't you pretty?

I'm taken.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Now that you've changed your avatar, I wouldn't say blind, but brainless.

No offense bro.

My pleasure, nerd.

You are just clutching at straws now.

 

[Mamoon]

I'm taken.

By your imaginary Junaid?

 

[Afridi96]

Now that you've changed your avatar, I wouldn't say blind, but brainless.

No offense bro.

No offense taken, i am pretty brainless, i mean it's not like i helped you with your hw or anything

 

[blinding light]

Why isn't it?

Because I might be a 45 year old tharki with 3 wives and you won't know. It's very easy to lie over the internet. PP is way too anonymous for people to be trusted.

I agree.

I immensely enjoy the anonymity here. I want to be nameless. I don't want to lose that. I see no reason to confound my information/ID on the internet over those whom I don't know in real life. I'm no celebrity.

What if some random female DJ wants to follow you? (this is absurd. How do they get my account handle?) :adnan

 

[Mamoon]

She might have fallen for your profile picture.

 

[blinding light]

She might have fallen for your profile picture.

My face is not visible in my profile pic.

 

[96NotOut]

No offense taken, i am pretty brainless, i mean it's not like i helped you with your hw or anything

)

How long are you going to hold on to that? It was just one question.

By your imaginary Junaid?

He's not the only guy I know.

I wish it was him though.

 

[Mamoon]

You broke my heart. That's it for me I guess.

 

[Mamoon]

My face is not visible in my profile pic.

I don't like it when girls hide their faces on social media. C'mon!

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

No offense taken, i am pretty brainless, i mean it's not like i helped you with your hw or anything

)

How long are you going to hold on to that? It was just one question.

You are so ungrateful.

We should learn a lesson here: Naiki kar, darya mein daal.

 

[96NotOut]

I thought I did that the day before yesterday, Mamoon bhai.

 

[blinding light]

I don't like it when girls hide their faces on social media. C'mon!

I've got to protect myself from stalkers like you

 

[96NotOut]

You are so ungrateful.

We should learn a lesson here: Neeki kar, darya mein daal.

Explain. Why don't you guys explain?!

 

[Afridi96]

)

How long are you going to hold on to that? It was just one question.


He's not the only guy I know.

I wish it was him though.

Dw, i'll only bring it up when you say someone has a low IQ coz they're an Afridi fan

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

I've got to protect myself from stalkers like you

Yeah. The whole 'sister' thing might go into the bin and he might start fancying you.

 

[Mamoon]

Okay, 96.

 

[Mamoon]

I'm not a stalker and those whom I call sisters remain so for life.

 

[Mamoon]

With 96 gone (for now ) I just have one backup for my cousin.

 

[blinding light]

Yeah. The whole 'sister' thing might go into the bin and he might start fancying you.

I'm not a stalker and those whom I call sisters remain so for life.

^ Okay, bro

 

[96NotOut]

Dw, i'll only bring it up when you say someone has a low IQ coz they're an Afridi & Umar Akmal fan

Fixed.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Explain. Why don't you guys explain?!

In a nutshell, it means that do a good deed and forget about it.

 

[Mamoon]

Kha mako bad nishta.

 

[Aman]

I'm a UA fan, what you say about my boy

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Fixed.

He is one of the best players in our LOI squads. He is one of the very few to be born in the right era.

 

[96NotOut]

Are you an Afridi fan too?

 

[Aman]

Flirting with underage girls online... Mamoon has really hit rock bottom

 

[Mamoon]

Umar Akmal is a modern day cricketer.

 

[Aman]

Don't worry Mamoo I won't call the feds

 

[Mamoon]

Flirting with girls online... Mamoon has really hit rock bottom :facepam:

Time-pass hai bhai. Mazak kar raha hun you paindu.

 

[96NotOut]

He is one of the best players in our LOI squads. He is one of the very few to be born in right era.

Never said he was bad. He needs to work on thinking though.

 

[blinding light]

Umar Akmal is bhola badshah

 

[Aman]

Here comes the urdu, sigh...

 

[Haz95]

never thought id see mamoon and 96 ) ) )

 

[blinding light]

Time-pass hai bhai. Mazak kar raha hun you paindu.

)

Haven't used that word in a while.. XD

 

[Mamoon]

I so wish I had a sister.

 

[Aman]

Paindu - your sisters?

 

[96NotOut]

Aman and Donal should start an anti-Urdu club.

 

[Mamoon]

Aman aap bohat chawwal insaan ho.

 

[hamzie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw
10/10 song srs

 

[96NotOut]

Okay guys, drop it now.

 

[Aman]

I understand most of it, I just find it annoying. A lot like Indian actors who win awards for hindi shows and follow up by doing their speeches in English.

 

[blinding light]

I so wish I had a sister.

I think you'd have made a cool brother

Paindu - your sisters?

)

You wish, bro.

 

[Aman]

Chaawal? I understood the rest except the key word

 

[Mamoon]

Paindu - your sisters?

Indeed.

 

[blinding light]

Aman aur Donal ka naam is post mein sirf is liye shaamil hay taakey unko lagay unkay baray mein koi chughli ker raha hay..

 

[Aman]

No I was asking if I interpreted that correctly.

 

[Mamoon]

Okay guys, drop it now.

I'm sorry.

 

[Mamoon]

Chughli

 

[Aman]

Something about us participating and gossip.

 

[Mamoon]

Yep, would have been but now I want to be a good Daddy to my little girl.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Chaawal? I understood the rest except the key word

It means rice. He meant to say that you are a very 'rice' person.

 

[Mamoon]

Aman aap bhaarthi ho lekin apni asliyat or pehchaan bilkul hi bhool gai ho. Sona dhaarti bhi koi cheez hoti hai. Aap jitna bhi koshish karo angraiz nai bansaktay

 

[Azzurri]

Chaawal? I understood the rest except the key word

Dont worry bro .. its a complement onting