The Topicless Thread

[Zohaib Shah]

Yeah man but I'm not a girl

Too bad, your not cool enough.

 

[battler]

battler, lagtay to ho larkiyon ki tarha.

look who is talking, har post ke baad blush karne wala

 

[Zohaib Shah]

look who is talking, har post ke baad blush karne wala

Lol brilliant.

 

[Mamoon]

Blushing has nothing to do with girls.

 

[battler]

Too bad, your not cool enough.

U are taking me way too seriously man, I just told him to remember as it would be awkward to correct him everytime.
I'm not a male chauvinist

 

[battler]

Blushing has nothing to do with girls.

Guys generally do not blush except on rare ocassions

 

[Zohaib Shah]

U are taking me way too seriously man, I just told him to remember as it would be awkward to correct him everytime.
I'm not a male chauvinist

Dude you are taking me too seriously. I was just messing with you.

And thanks for making me search up "male chauvinist" on google dude. It really helped me learn a new word.

 

[Mamoon]

Guys generally do not blush except on rare ocassions

I do anyway.

 

[battler]

Dude you are taking me too seriously. I was just messing with you.

And thanks for making me search up "male chauvinist" on google dude. It really helped me learn a new word.

Haha no problem, Agle baar smiley use karle na when u are being sarcastic, I will understand

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Guys generally do not blush except on rare ocassions

Mamoon is another type of guy. He is half female.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Haha no problem, Agle baar smiley use karle na when u are being sarcastic, I will understand

I am using tapatalk. So there is no smiley option here. But I am sorry if I ever come off as being offensive here.

 

[battler]

I do anyway.

Btw cut ur hair or else u will really start looking like a girl

 

[battler]

I am using tapatalk. So there is no smiley option here. But I am sorry if I ever come off as being offensive here.

Nah bro chalta hai sab

 

[Mamoon]

Mamoon is another type of guy. He is half female.

I am an alpha male.

 

[Mamoon]

Btw cut ur hair or else u will really start looking like a girl

Will cut soon.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Nah bro chalta hai sab

Your exams are coming up and yet I am giving you a beating. You are indeed a true battler.

On a serious note, how was your username discovered? What made you name yourself a battler? Were you playing some Pokemon game?

 

[Zohaib Shah]

I am an alpha male.

Aren't alphamen ment to be seen in a zoo?

 

[blinding light]

My God what did this escalate into!

 

[battler]

Your exams are coming up and yet I am giving you a beating. You are indeed a true battler.

On a serious note, how was your username discovered? What made you name yourself a battler? Were you playing some Pokemon game?

Nah I wasn't playing an pokemon game at all, I was thinking about some random name to keep as my username as I did not want to give out my original name, this word then suddenly came to mind and I liked it and kept it

 

[blinding light]

I want to go to jail, but only for a night.

Shabaash, baray zabardast life goals hain aapkay

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Nah I wasn't playing an pokemon game at all, I was thinking about some random name to keep as my username as I did not want to give out my original name, this word then suddenly came to mind and I liked it and kept it

Yeah I like it to. Sounds like something you would use in a war. Which by the way this thread was turning into few minutes ago.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

My God what did this escalate into!

Problem?

 

[battler]

Shabaash, baray zabardast life goals hain aapkay

Agar aapne zindagi mein jail nahi dekha to phir kya dekha
Even Gandhi ji went to jail

 

[blinding light]

Problem?

Not really. I wanted to post what I just ate, and it turns out everyone's talking about jails!

 

[blinding light]

Agar aapne zindagi mein jail nahi dekha to phir kya dekha
Even Gandhi ji went to jail

Err.. I'm sure woh bhi shaukiya jail nahi gaye thay.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Not really. I wanted to post what I just ate, and it turns out everyone's talking about jails!

Oh feel free to share with us. I never knew you liked sharing food.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

I think the Zoo is the animal jail.

 

[blinding light]

Half a bounty

 

[Haroon786]

I want to get high on drugs just once in my life.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

I want to get high on drugs just once in my life.

No please, don't lose your innoscence yet.

 

[blinding light]

^ Even better

 

[Nostalgic]

I want to get high on drugs just once in my life.

Keep it herbal. None of that synthetic stuff.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Keep it herbal. None of that synthetic stuff.

This may be a stupid question. But are you a mod or a bodyguard?

 

[battler]

^ Even better

BL u are on a forum where people want to go to jail and take drugs for no reason

 

[Nostalgic]

This may be a stupid question. But are you a mod or a bodyguard?

Just a jaded old man with an empathetic interest in the young man's well-being.

 

[blinding light]

BL u are on a forum where people want to go to jail and take drugs for no reason

I was thinking the same

 

[Zohaib Shah]

In the Usa the sight of a police freightens me.

 

[Mamoon]

Shabaash, baray zabardast life goals hain aapkay

I want "gone to jail" on my CV as well!

 

[Mamoon]

Dropped my phone, its dented now.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Just a jaded old man with an empathetic interest in the young man's well-being.

Naw your not old, you are only 25.

 

[Haroon786]

Was only a wish not an intention.

 

[blinding light]

I want "gone to jail" on my CV as well!

Yeah, mention that feat in your cover letter too

Dropped my phone, its dented now.

iPhone, ha!

 

[battler]

okay guys I'm off to sleep, have to get up tomorrow to study as well as watch election results

 

[Nostalgic]

Naw your not old, you are only 25.

33

 

[Haroon786]

Dropped my phone, its dented now.

Bacha tou nahi hou na ?

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Alright battler, nice posting with ya. Take care fallen soldier.

 

[Mamoon]

Yeah, mention that feat in your cover letter too



iPhone, ha!

That'd be too much.

Yes, its quite fragile.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

33

Oh wow I thought you were younger.

 

[Mamoon]

Bacha tou nahi hou na ?

Um what?

 

[Mamoon]

Goodnight battler.

 

[battler]

Alright battler, nice posting with ya. Take care fallen soldier.

ciao

 

[battler]

Goodnight battler.

Goodnight

 

[blinding light]

That'd be too much.

Yes, its quite fragile.

Nokia is the best in that regard. iphones are not sturdy at all..

 

[Mamoon]

Sleeping in my Grandmother's room tonight because my room's AC is not working.

What epic khuratay.

good thing is, I don't have to go to college tomorrow so I will be up till late.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

I use Galaxy Note 3. It has a nice wide screen. I love it!

 

[Mamoon]

but iPhones are amazing.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Thank god im part of an education system that isnt completely retarded. I mean 30 exams?? Thats just nuts. Anything over 15 is complete overkill

 

[Mamoon]

Notes are impossible for me to handle. Way too big.

 

[Haroon786]

Um what?

You're not a kid are you ?

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Sleeping in my Grandmother's room tonight because my room's AC is not working.

What epic khuratay.

good thing is, I don't have to go to college tomorrow so I will be up till late.

When do you sleep Mamoon? You are always on when I am awake.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Thank god im part of an education system that isnt completely retarded. I mean 30 exams?? Thats just nuts. Anything over 15 is complete overkill

Tottally agree, All Hail Ireland and America.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Notes are impossible for me to handle. Way too big.

You must have tiny hands. I am typing this with one hand.

 

[Mamoon]

You're not a kid are you ?

What has dropping your phone got to do with that?

 

[Mamoon]

When do you sleep Mamoon? You are always on when I am awake.

3 to 8 on college days, 5 to 12 on holidays.

 

[Mamoon]

You must have tiny hands. I am typing this with one hand.

I have normal hands, but the Note is simply not feasible for me.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

This thread feels like college at times. With all the exam topics.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

I have normal hands, but the Note is simply not feasible for me.

Each to there own. I love bigger phones to play games on em.

 

[blinding light]

Sleeping in my Grandmother's room tonight because my room's AC is not working.

What epic khuratay.

good thing is, I don't have to go to college tomorrow so I will be up till late.

)

That made me LOL so hard - for 2 reasons:

1) My grandma does that too
2) Its kharatay - you speak Pathan-Urdu , why don't you admit it already!

but iPhones are amazing.

Windows phones are better :ahmed

 

[Haroon786]

What has dropping your phone got to do with that?

Tend to drop a lot like the Pakistani fielders.

 

[Haroon786]

Samsung galaxy S5> Any iphone.

 

[Mamoon]

)

That made me LOL so hard - for 2 reasons:

1) My grandma does that too
2) Its kharatay - you speak Pathan-Urdu , why don't you admit it already!



Windows phones are better :ahmed

There is no right/wrong spelling of Urdu in English.

Secondly, Windows phones are heavy and doesn't have half as many apps as iPhones.

 

[Mamoon]

Android sucks.

 

[blinding light]

There is no right/wrong spelling of Urdu in English.

Secondly, Windows phones are heavy and it doesn't have half as many apps as iPhones.

Now you're making excuses (again!)

Khuratay is pronounced way differently than the actual word kharatay, and you know it!

They are heavy, but you get used to it eventually.. The App Store is a disappointment tho, but then again, it has all the essential apps, and its better for easily-distracted people like moi

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Khuratay means snoring right??

 

[Mamoon]

Not everyone can pronounce every word correctly.

 

[blinding light]

^ Excuses, excuses. You disappoint me, bro

KHARATAY - and yes, snoring.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

^ Excuses, excuses. You disappoint me, bro

KHARATAY - and yes, snoring.

Did i get it right??!!

My urdu vocabulary is now perfect.

 

[blinding light]

^ Your pronounciation was off, tho.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

I thought you guys were saying karate.

 

[blinding light]

^ )