The Topicless Thread

[Ikball]

Must be using ineffective methods.

Modern methods.

Yes, ALL modern effective methods. I knew one family atleast, who tried every method available, but still have baby boy within a year.

I know one lady doctor, she did all methods of birth control, but still she got a kid.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

No, I am not gher damad. He simply did some work for us.

btw why you have any problem with gher damad thing.

It is sort of shameless.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

What if you have triplets?

It would be a great performance.

 

[Ikball]

What if you have triplets?

One lady in Bannu has recently gave birth to 4 kids at at time.

 

[Mamoon]

What if you have triplets?

So cute.

That'd be it then.

 

[Mamoon]

One lady in Bannu has recently gave birth to 4 kids at at time.

Beast.

 

[blinding light]

Tootiyan )

 

[Mamoon]

Ghar damaad is definitely shameful.

 

[Ikball]

It is sort of shameless.

Lolz, Why shameless??

 

[blinding light]

What if PB wants you to be a ghar damaad? Then?

 

[Ikball]

It is sort of shameless.

Lolz, Why shameless??

 

[Mamoon]

What if PB wants you to be a ghar damaad? Then?

She won't for sure.

 

[Ikball]

What if PB wants you to be a ghar damaad? Then?

 

[Watsupdoc]

Being a ghar damaad is not shameless, it's a myth, that is seen in the culture as being shameless.

 

[Ikball]

Tootiyan )

My English is ver weak. I dont know the word for it.

 

[Mamoon]

Being a ghar damaad is not shameless, it's a myth, that is seen in the culture as being shameless.

Since when you have been stalking this thread?

 

[96NotOut]

So cute.

That'd be it then.

One kid and then triplets? Or even quadruplets?

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Lolz, Why shameless??

The husband needs to take the bride to his home, not vice versa.

 

[96NotOut]

What's tootiyan?

 

[blinding light]

She won't for sure.

Hypothetical situation (you dont have her now, do you?)

If she does, then... ?

 

[blinding light]

What's tootiyan?

taps/pipes

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

My English is ver weak. I dont know the word for it.

Taps.

 

[Mamoon]

One kid and then triplets? Or even quadruplets?

I'm not a dog.

If that happens then so be it. :/

 

[Mamoon]

Hypothetical situation (you dont have her now, do you?)

If she does, then... ?

If my parents don't mind, I will.

My Dad is a super chill man who wouldn't be bothered for sure but I can't say the same about my Mother.

 

[Ikball]

The husband needs to take the bride to his home, not vice versa.

fun logic

 

[96NotOut]

) Okay...

 

[Watsupdoc]

Since when you have been stalking this thread?

Since forever

Seriously though, there is nothing wrong in being a ghar dammad.

 

[Ikball]

taps/pipes

Taps.

Thanks

 

[96NotOut]

I'd better be off now - study. See you.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

fun logic

Why is it funny? It is shameless. Majority of the people would testify to this.

 

[blinding light]

If my parents don't mind, I will.

My Dad is a super chill man who wouldn't be bothered for sure but I can't say the same about my Mother.

)

 

[Mamoon]

Its awkward in our culture.

 

[Ikball]

Since forever

Seriously though, there is nothing wrong in being a ghar dammad.

I agree with you. When a bride can live , why cant a groom??

Dont see anything bad in it untill bride's family itself asks them happily.

 

[Mamoon]

I'd better be off now - study. See you.

Which means you'll be off after 20 minutes.

 

[Mamoon]

)

What's funny?

 

[96NotOut]

Its awkward in our culture.

Because we live in a patriarchal society.

 

[cricket083]

I'd better be off now - study. See you.

Best of luck..Bye I have joined just now though.

 

[Ikball]

Why is it funny? It is shameless. Majority of the people would testify to this.

Majority of people wont love many others things.

 

[Mamoon]

Because we live in a patriarchal society.

Zyada angrezi na maaro.

 

[cricket083]

Which means you'll be off after 20 minutes.

I was about to write that

 

[96NotOut]

Which means you'll be off after 20 minutes.

This time, I'm going. Really.

Bye.

 

[Ikball]

I'd better be off now - study. See you.

Goodluck

 

[96NotOut]

Zyada angrezi na maaro.

Maaf kardein.

You people need to stop quoting me when I say I'm going to study.

 

[Mamoon]

Alright, bye.

 

[Mamoon]

Maaf kardein.

You people need to stop quoting me when I say I'm going to study.

Was kidding.

Okay.

 

[blinding light]

What's funny?

You can try out HJ's advice once you're a ghar damaad )

 

[blinding light]

Have fun studying 96*

 

[cricket083]

Alright, bye.

Mamoon feels lonely without 96*..

 

[Mamoon]

It won't be needed.

 

[Ikball]

My neighbour aunty, had only 2 boys. Both got married recently. One is settled abroad. Other has his own flat living independently. Soem days ago She was telling my mother in law in a sad tone, Ahhhh!!! We were wrong in having 2 kids only. Agar ziada huty tu aj koi na koi gher per tu huta, sari ronak khatam hu gae hai.

 

[Mamoon]

Mamoon feels lonely without 96*..

I'm still here.

 

[Mamoon]

My neighbour aunty, had only 2 boys. Both got married recently. One is settled abroad. Other has his own flat living independently. Soem days ago She was telling my mother in law in a sad tone, Ahhhh!!! We were wrong in having 2 kids only. Agar ziada huty tu aj koi na koi gher per tu huta, sari ronak khatam hu gae hai.

Breeding like rabbits is surely not a good idea. I am against having more than 3 kids.

 

[blinding light]

It won't be needed.

Given your pessimism, who knows

 

[Ikball]

Fun while studying?

 

[blinding light]

Breeding like rabbits is surely not a good idea. I am against having more than 3 kids.

Says the guy who has 4 planned for himself

 

[cricket083]

I'm still here.

But 96* isn't

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Majority of people wont love many others things.

It is awkward.

 

[Ikball]

Breeding like rabbits is surely not a good idea. I am against having more than 3 kids.

Your choice.

Our neighbour aunty in village, when I was a kid, telling my grand mama, I prayed to ALLAH, give me 10 kids. And was granted.

 

[cricket083]

Fun while studying?

haha,good catch)

 

[Ikball]

It is awkward.

I dont feel anything bad with it, untill its forced.

 

[Mamoon]

Your choice.

Our neighbour aunty in village, when I was a kid, telling my grand mama, I prayed to ALLAH, give me 10 kids. And was granted.

Its jahaalat.

 

[Mamoon]

Says the guy who has 4 planned for himself

I have shortlisted four names, not four kids.

 

[blinding light]

Ahh.. makes sense now.

I think.

 

[Mamoon]

What make sense?

 

[cricket083]

I have shortlisted four names, not four kids.

You've already thought of your babies' names,won't your wife mind?she also would have the right to name her kid off her own accord.

 

[Ikball]

Its jahaalat.

Why jahalat? they brought them up without any problem, now they all have their own families.

 

[cricket083]

Why jahalat? they brought them up without any problem, now they all have their own families.

But it's a burden on community.

 

[blinding light]

What make sense?

Nothing does.

 

[Ikball]

But it's a burden on community.

How? Can you Please explain? I cant understand this??

 

[Mamoon]

Why jahalat? they brought them up without any problem, now they all have their own families.

A village family can raise 2 kids much better than 10.

 

[Mamoon]

You've already thought of your babies' names,won't your wife mind?she also would have the right to name her kid off her own accord.

Its just a suggestion. Of course she has the right to decide too.

We will come to a mutual agreement.

 

[blinding light]

Not enough resources to feed so many.

 

[Haz95]

Having 1 litre of Red Bull to help stay focused and revise

 

[Mamoon]

Avoid Red Bull.

 

[Ikball]

Not enough resources to feed so many.

As I replied earlier, they raised them without any problem.

 

[Mamoon]

Bananas = best instant energy source.

 

[Mamoon]

As I replied earlier, they raised them without any problem.

But if they had half the number of kids, they could have provided them with superior standard of living and education.

 

[blinding light]

As I replied earlier, they raised them without any problem.

Expand your vision - think outside the confines of the family.

Suppose there's enough food for 10 children. There are 5 families, each fam has 2 each. Food will be distributed and no one will sleep hungry.

With the same resources (food for 10 kids) and same no. of families (5), imagine if there were 10 kids per fam - 50 in total, with only enough resources to feed 10 of them.

Kids will starve somewhere in the country.

 

[Haz95]

Bananas = best instant energy source.

banana's are nasty

 

[Nostalgic]

Having 1 litre of Red Bull to help stay focused and revise

Bananas = best instant energy source.

And if you need to concentrate during your all-nighters, Sativa. Not Indica. Sativa.

All the "toppers" at all the universities used it, at least back in my day.