Your favourite one liners from Movies and TV shows

[Namak_Halaal]

Classic one-liners from movies

Doesn't matter, Hollywood, Bollywood, or Lollywood.

I'll start:

RAMBO 3

Zaysen: "Is he [Rambo] a God?"
Trautman: "God is merciful"

 

[Looney]

aray , sharma gai pagli :kami

 

[SwingNSeam]

Piece Bara Tait Hai- Bol (The perv truck driver)

I'll Be back- The Terminator

I see dead people- The 6th sense

 

[GOAT]

"I'll be back"

"You talking' to me"

"Luke, I am your father"

 

[in_cutter]

"you're gona need a bigger boat" - Jaws

"here's Johnny!" - The Shining

 

[Theo_14]

Ekbaar jo maine commitment kardi to phir main khud ki bi nahi sunta - Wanted.

"...Bond. James Bond." - James Bond.

"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'" - Forrest Gump.

 

[SwingNSeam]

Say hello to my little friend- Scarface

First rule of the fight club is, never talk about the fight club- Fight Club

Smokin!- The Mask

Who you gonna call?- Ghost Busters

 

[Namak_Halaal]

"...Bond. James Bond." - James Bond.

Ultimate classic! So simple!

 

[SwingNSeam]

That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?- Dumb and Dumber

Yippee Ki Yay Mother******- Die Hard

 

[Namak_Halaal]

'I'll make him an offer he can't refuse'. - Godfather

 

[Free Hit]

main teray ishq kay liyye apni jaan bhi daooo par laga dhooo'n gha. bollywoodies.

 

[GOAT]

Why so serious?

 

[SwingNSeam]

Why so serious?

How did we all miss that one?

 

[AbdulrazzaqFan]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone with the wind.

 

[AbdulrazzaqFan]

"Hasta la vista, baby."

 

[UP]

In ko dowa ki nahi dua ki zaroorat hai.

Meh tumhare bache ki maa bane wali hu.

 

[dps2009]

mere paas ma hai

tumhara naam kya hai basanti

 

[SempreSami]

[utube]pDxn0Xfqkgw[/utube]

</topic >

 

[spinDoc]

go ahead ,make my day! dirty harry

 

[spinDoc]

may the force be with you!

 

[spinDoc]

houstan we have a problem!

 

[spinDoc]

its a man its a plane its superman!

 

[spinDoc]

maa ka duad piya hai to samney ha ( come in front if u had your mother milk. lol my favorite dialoge from darmendra)

ya shaadi nahi ho sakti (this marriage cant happen)

 

[spinDoc]

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. scarface

 

[spinDoc]

Ab tera kya hooga kaliya -sholey

 

[dps2009]

prem naam hai mera- prem chopra

"mai ek chota sa , pyaara sa, nanha sa, baccha hoon"

i am a very bad man

 

[Looney]

why so serious ?

 

[spinDoc]

In ko dowa ki nahi dua ki zaroorat hai.

Meh tumhare bache ki maa bane wali hu.

hahahahahhaahhaha

and
yee meray hooney wali bache ki maa hai.

 

[Looney]

don ko pakarna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai

 

[spinDoc]

in one movie a girl ask feroz khan

aap kya kertey hai( what do you do for living)

he replies

Ash

 

[spinDoc]

Mogambo khush hua!!

 

[farhan]

I love you K k k k kiran

 

[spinDoc]

kitne aadhmi the - sholey

Kuttey main tera khoon pi jaunga- dermendra

hum angreez ke zamane kai jailor hain ...haa aha

papi pet ka sawaal hai

Rishtey mein to hum tumhaare baap lagte hain par naam hai Shehanshah...

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

kya tum meri time pass banogi?

 

[spinDoc]

kya tum meri time pass banogi?

hahaahahaha

wheres that from?

 

[Wised up]

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."

"Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. "

Shawshank Redemption.

 

[farhan]

" But why is the Rum gone ? " ------- pirates of the caribbean

" Take me to bed or lose me forever " ---------- Top Gun

" Tumhara naam kya hai basanti ? " ---------- Sholey

" Yeh Vasco de Gama ki gun hai,,,, kiske mama ki gun hai ? " ------------ Andaz apna apna

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

hahaahahaha

wheres that from?

not sure, i hate love stories maybe but this has been around for quite a while.


Hume sirf ek take milta hai ek take - Akshay Kuman's Main Anadi tu Khiladi

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

bata kiske saath mooh kaala karwa ke aa rahi hai, kulta...

 

[octavian]

"We'll always have paris". Casablanca

"Rosebud". citizen kane

" Louis. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship" casabalanca

" Greed is good". Wall Street

" I am going to make him an offer he can't refuse". Godfather.

" You can't handle the truth." A few good men

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

maa mjuhe naukri mil gyi,ab main teri aankhon ka ilaaj karwaaoonga,tu dekh sakegi maa

 

[pakistanalltheway]

Shaken not stirred

 

[pakistanalltheway]

Keep your friends close but your enemy closer

 

[pakistanalltheway]

Yo Adrian from rocky

 

[pakistanalltheway]

You talkin to me

 

[pakistanalltheway]

E.T phone home

 

[pakistanalltheway]

Stupid is as stupid does

 

[kkmix]

This is spartaa.

 

[Sjaloha]

There are some really good ones from you guys. Keep up the good work!!

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

Main tumhare bachey ki maa bun nay waali hun - *with an emotional tinge*

 

[Cricketismylife]

“You can’t handle the truth”, Colonel Jessup

 

[PakPrince]

its elementary, my dear watson

 

[Cricketismylife]

Let off some steam Bennett- Arnie

“Wax on, wax off”, Mr. Miyagi

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

Kuch kuch hota hai Rahul.. Tum nahi samjhoge

 

[UP]

Driver gaari nikalo.

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

^^ Yaaad hai woh tooofaani raaat...

 

[SwingNSeam]

Palat- Dilwale Dulhaniya Lay Jaingay

 

[Law]

Maaa, Mein pass ho gaya Maa!

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

Thappad se darr nahin lagta sahab, pyaar se lagta hai...

 

[chaiwala]

"My precioussss" -LOTR

"Yeh Vasco Da Gama ki gun hai.......Kiske mama ki gun hai??" -AAA

 

[Law]

"Nahi lagta naranggggggggggggg nahi lagta"

 

[octavian]

"Every time i think i am out, they pull me back in". Godfather III.

 

[b0wld]

'I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something' - Crash

'Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange' - Inception

'And now after all this time, I've finally figured out a way to trap him......I will become him.' - Face Off

 

[Law]

One of my all time favorites

In matters of intelligence, Edward, you are speaking to the king.

Character Hani Salaam from Body of Lies

 

[DW44]

If it was raining $100 bills, you'd be out looking for a dime you lost some place - Ann Mitchell(Meet John Doe)

 

[DW44]

But what do you need a financial advisor for? Twenty years ago you had the highest Gross National Product in the world, now you're tied with Albania. Your second largest export is secondhand goods, closely followed by dates which you're losing five cents a pound on... You know what the business community thinks of you? They think that a hundred years ago you were living in tents out here in the desert chopping each other's heads off and that's where you'll be in another hundred years, so on behalf of my firm I accept your offer. - Brian Woodman(Syriana)

PS. Not a one liner but still one of the more memorable movie quotes.

 

[DW44]

My client, the honorable Henry T Fleming should go right to ****ing jail, the son of a b***h is guilty - Kirkland(...And Justice for All)

 

[DW44]

They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?

There's only two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want; the other is getting it.

Yuri Orlov(Lord of War)

 

[SwingNSeam]

"Jab teri chamiya naachti hai us waqt hamara babu rao bhi naachta hai"- Kaante njaydutt

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

Hum jahan khade hote hain, line wahin se shroo hojati hai

 

[Zaz]

houston we have a problem!

 

[Zaz]

not a one liner but a memorable quote:

Ek awaaz hai jo mere kaano me goonjti rehti hai, ek chehra hai jo meri aankhon ke saamne baar baar aa jata hai… Mera dil ka sukoon thi woh. Usi ne kaha tha ki panchiyon ko azaad karo, Allah ki rehmat hogi, Allah ke mukhlo ko azaad karo… Usne kaha tha ek mazloom ko azaad karne ka matlab hai saari insaniyat ko azaad karna; Aaj mouka mila hai uski baat per amal karne ka or me wohi kar raha hu…

 

[Looney]

dhichkiyaaoN ......

Tumhe chaaroN taraf se police ne ghair liya hai . Chup Chaap apne aap ko qanoon ke hawale kar do .

 

[saeedhk]

Aray o Samba , kitnay aadmi thai-sholay

 

[Saqs]

No retreat...no surrender!

 

[Isolation]

kitnay admi tay?

ab tera kiya hoga kaliya

 

[Saqs]

How about a magic trick?

Madness is like gravity...all it takes is a little...push!

What doesn't kill you only makes you...stranger.

You want to know how I got these scars?

You...complete...me.

 

[Desi_Joker]

are re re re... main to kaala ho gaya re...

 

[in_cutter]

"Rishte mei tum tumhara baap, naam hei...Shahenshah"

"it's alive!" - Frankenstein

 

[Desi_Joker]

"A dream within a dream... I call it... Inception."