Where are all the FLAT PITCH accusers today?
Finally NZ have figured out what needs to be done instead of just putting the ball at random positions on the pitch and expecting it to do everything.
Not really.
Australia have just been having a happy-go-lucky slog today, in the knowledge that they already have a huge slog.
I learned two lessons yesterday.
1. Whether your quick enough or tall enough, in Australia you need to bowl the right line and length.
2. McCullum is an even crappier captain that I already thought. What kind of moron doesn't have any slips at all at the WACA before the end of Day 1? His stupid "funky" fields meant that his quicks couldn't even just bowl a defensive line outside off-stump. McCullum is like Afridi - an idiot who doesn't respect the history of the game and is so ignorant that he makes the wrong decisions as a result.