The complexity of getting married

[waqar goraya]

Sherwani looks cheap.

If you know how to carry a dress then there are plenty of decent options besides sherwani. Sherwani is certainly a bit over if you are not a groom yourself.

You are not going to wear Sherwani on your wedding?

 

[Nostalgic]

Nostalgic has dedicated himself to Mamoon's cause.

I'm a team player. After all, we are all in this together.


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Say NO to Mullah Raj

 

[Mamoon]

I will wear a suit on my wedding.

 

[Haz95]

I will wear a suit on my wedding.

thats if you get married...

 

[Mamoon]

I will get married anyway, but I'd be really upset if it isn't her.

Or my best friend's sister.

 

[waqar goraya]

I will wear a suit on my wedding.

You can wear a suit on your walima.

Don't write off Sherwani just yet.

 

[Mamoon]

Suit on both Baraat and Walima.

 

[waqar goraya]

As you wish...

What if PB requests.

 

[Nostalgic]

Suit on both Baraat and Walima.

What about for mehndi?


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Say NO to Mullah Raj

 

[waqar goraya]

I'm a team player. After all, we are all in this together.


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Say NO to Mullah Raj

Too many cooks may be.

 

[Mamoon]

Shalwar kameez on Mehndi.

 

[waqar goraya]

There has not been a piece of poetry for many days here.

Is Kainaat.e.Mohabbat Mein,Hum Misl e Shams o Qamar Hain
Ek Raabta Musalsal Hai, Ek Faasla Musalsal Hai


Mai Khud Ko Baich Dun Phir Bhi Tujh Ko Paa Nahi Saktaa
Main Aam Sa Hamesha Hun, Tu Khas Sa Musalsal Hai


Waqt-e-WisaaL Ki Bhi Ek Aarzu Adhoori Hai
Ek Aas Si Hamesha Hai, Ek Khawaab Sa Musalsal Hai

 

[Nostalgic]

Too many cooks may be.

Nonsense. The more the merrier is what I always say.


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Say NO to Mullah Raj

 

[Nostalgic]

There has not been a piece of poetry for many days here.

Is Kainaat.e.Mohabbat Mein,Hum Misl e Shams o Qamar Hain
Ek Raabta Musalsal Hai, Ek Faasla Musalsal Hai


Mai Khud Ko Baich Dun Phir Bhi Tujh Ko Paa Nahi Saktaa
Main Aam Sa Hamesha Hun, Tu Khas Sa Musalsal Hai


Waqt-e-WisaaL Ki Bhi Ek Aarzu Adhoori Hai
Ek Aas Si Hamesha Hai, Ek Khawaab Sa Musalsal Hai

Who's the shair?


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Say NO to Mullah Raj

 

[waqar goraya]

Nonsense. The more the merrier is what I always say.


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Say NO to Mullah Raj

Like these two contradictory proverbs!

great minds think alike ----fools seldom differ

Who's the shair?

Don't know.

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Say NO to Mullah Raj

 

[Ikball]

Mamoon is my real name.

Very unique name. never heard.

 

[Ikball]

How did she reject me when I haven't even proposed her?

May be her phone is out of order, and is on shop for repair. And thats why your message could not reach her. Give her a miss call for check.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

I would love to see your reaction if she tweeted

Mamoon is about to become ma-man

(Geddit! Because ma man sounds like my man!!! ahahahahahaha. Ill leave now )

 

[Mamoon]

Very unique name. never heard.

Unique yes.

 

[Ikball]

Mamoon, If she turns out to be a big fan of Fawad or Amla. then?

 

[Mamoon]

I would love to see your reaction if she tweeted

Mamoon is about to become ma-man

(Geddit! Because ma man sounds like my man!!! ahahahahahaha. Ill leave now )

That would be nice.

 

[Haz95]

I will get married anyway, but I'd be really upset if it isn't her.

Or my best friend's sister.

good use of shakib, good luck honeymamoon

 

[Afridi96]

I will get married anyway, but I'd be really upset if it isn't her.

Or my best friend's sister.

Isn't that breaking the Bro Code?

 

[Zohaib Shah]

I would love to see your reaction if she tweeted

Mamoon is about to become ma-man

(Geddit! Because ma man sounds like my man!!! ahahahahahaha. Ill leave now )

Are you from Ireland or USA? Because you sound like a rapper in this post.

 

[Mamoon]

Isn't that breaking the Bro Code?

He is perfectly fine with it.

We would have married each other if we weren't the same sex.

Marrying sibling is the next best thing. Too bad I don't have a sister.

 

[Mamoon]

good use of shakib, good luck honeymamoon

Mamoon is a cool name. You can tinker a lot with it.

 

[Haroon786]

^ Well it has a similar structure to mine and I hate the fact that baboon can resonate with it.

PS- that Sachin smiley is awesome.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Are you from Ireland or USA? Because you sound like a rapper in this post.

Dont be diggin on mah style bro!!

 

[Mamoon]

Haroon is a good name. I like it.

 

[Haroon786]

Haroon is a good name. I like it.

I know, that's why it's my name.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

I know, that's why it's my name.

Can I have it?

 

[kaayal]

Sherwani is too much..

 

[blinding light]

I think hanging around her and eye contacts are not going to do anything in this case. I would suggest that he should ignore her the next time after getting well dressed.

Not hang around, but give her an intense stare.

Who are we kidding, it took him a 1000 posts to text 10 words

Sherwani looks cheap.

Go away, you don't deserve any girl

 

[Haroon786]

If she's so endearing, then give her a stare.

 

[DHONI183]

 

[waqar goraya]

Not hang around, but give her an intense stare.

Who are we kidding, it took him a 1000 posts to text 10 words

He would loose his worth by doing this as it seems compulsive and mean. But if she gives him some response then he can talk or stare at her.

 

[Aman]

Mamoon, if she's not replying just go for broke.

 

[waqar goraya]

Youn bhi tou raaz khul hi jayega ek din hamari mohabbat ka,

Mehfil mein jo hum ko chhor kar sab ko salaam karte ho !

 

[Mamoon]

I will wait for another week before engineering my next move.

 

[DHONI183]

My first crush was Sonia Khan, a Pakistan TV serial actress, and the second was my aunt´s maid, Shahida, or "Sheidi" as I used to call her with affection.

Spitting on the floor, bringing mud from outside in pocket, just to get her to clean up my room, hence spend some time with her, or pretending to be hungry just to make her cook for me.

Youn bhi tou raaz khul hi jayega ek din hamari mohabbat ka,

Mehfil mein jo hum ko chhor kar sab ko salaam karte ho !

Wah, wah wah! Same with Sheidi, She used to give me one roti less, or kick me from under the dining table. "Teasing" you know.

 

[Mamoon]

Maybe she likes rough looking men, with beards etc.

 

[Aman]

Beards suck to manage, just go with a stubble

 

[Mamoon]

I like my clean shaven face.

 

[waqar goraya]

There has not been a word from any quarter including the mutual cousin?

 

[Mamoon]

I haven't talked to her about it yet. It's embarrassing.

 

[Aman]

Ask your mutual cousin to ask her without directly bringing you up.

 

[Mamoon]

Ask her what?

 

[waqar goraya]

I will wait for another week before engineering my next move.

Why the week ? 2 or 3 days have already past.
Send that "never heard back "text after couple of days. Strike while the iron is hot.

So did your iphone showed that message has been seen?

 

[Mamoon]

It only shows if the iMessage of the other person is on. Her's is off which is not surprising because it does not work for many people. Besides, it has an option of not revealing whether you have seen the message or not. I have turned it off myself.

 

[waqar goraya]

There is no need to call her for this specific purpose that why she did not reply.

 

[waqar goraya]

It only shows if the iMessage of the other person is on. Her's is off which is not surprising because it does not work for many people. Besides, it has an option of not revealing whether you have seen the message or not. I have turned it off myself.

Is she added in your tweeter account?

 

[DHONI183]

"Teri nazro´n ne kiya dil chori,
Phir judai ne ki aisi kamzori,
Eik seyhat-mannd bannda bann gya bhindi tori."

"Kitni zaalim thi wo jisney dil torr diya,
Raksha-Bandhan ke tohfey se bhi moonh morr liya."

"Agr wo nikli bewafaa tou na ro Rawal,
Chalo beyta, aankhei`n saaf karo, khao daal-chaawal."

 

[Mamoon]

I don't have a Twitter account. Just read her tweets.

 

[cricket083]

Is this your own Rawal bhai?

 

[DHONI183]

Is this your own Rawal bhai?

You doubt it?

"Kya sunaoo`n dastaan-e-anjaam-e-mulaqaat?
Moonh pe chhapp gya bhai ka mukka,
Sar pe parri tere Abbu ki laat."

 

[Aman]

Ask her what?

I don't know... Maybe tell her to make up a story about getting a random text from someone

 

[waqar goraya]

) @ Rawal

Her waqt khayal-e-yaar,
Ae dil tu mera kuch nhi lagta ?

 

[Aman]

Imagine if Mamoon's ocusin is a PP member and found out Mamoon was referring to her after receiving the text )

 

[cricket083]

You doubt it?

"Kya sunaoo`n dastaan-e-anjaam-e-mulaqaat?
Moonh pe chhapp gya bhai ka mukka,
Sar pe parri tere Abbu ki laat."

No I don't have any doubt

You do have a good sense of humour too

This one is also awesome)

 

[DHONI183]

) @ Rawal

Her waqt khayal-e-yaar,
Ae dil tu mera kuch nhi lagta ?

Wah, wah, wah! Mehfil lootli!

No I don't have any doubt

You do have a good sense of humour too

This one is also awesome)

"Kya waqt tha wo jab jawaan aur kunwara tha,
Shadeed bey-sharmi aur beyghairati ka nazara tha!"

"Laato`n ke bhoot baato`n se nahi`n maantey,
Tere Abbu ki bandook na hoti, hum kabhi na bhaagtey."

 

[cricket083]

Mamoon has showed his grief in his avatar..

 

[cricket083]

Wah, wah, wah! Mehfil lootli!



"Kya waqt tha wo jab jawaan aur kunwara tha,
Shadeed bey-sharmi aur beyghairati ka nazara tha!"

"Laato`n ke bhoot baato`n se nahi`n maantey,
Tere Abbu ki bandook na hoti, hum kabhi na bhaagtey."

Is this poetry has to do something with your personal life?

 

[DHONI183]

Is this poetry has to do something with your personal life?

You nailed it, my girl!

"Pehni thi Sherwani, lgayi hui thi tie,
Uff meri kismat! Wo phir bhi bolgayi bhai!"

"Jab bhi yaad aati ho, goli kha kar sota hoo`n,
Saara din teri rukhsati ki movie deykh kar rota hoo`n."

 

[cricket083]

You nailed it, my girl!

"Pehni thi Sherwani, lgayi hui thi tie,
Uff meri kismat! Wo phir bhi bolgayi bhai!"

"Jab bhi yaad aati ho, goli kha kar sota hoo`n,
Saara din teri rukhsati ki movie deykh kar rota hoo`n."

Tch tch tch,I can imagine it

And I am laughing so hard on these verses)

 

[DHONI183]

Tch tch tch,I can imagine it

And I am laughing so hard on these verses)

"Agr ye farq na hota tou mei`n bewafaa na hota,
Tum thi thorri pattli, mei`n tha thorra mota."

"Ishq-khumari hui teri payal ki jhankaar se,
Phir shifa mili tere bhai ki maar se."

"Qatl-o-ghaarat ke zamanay mey´n mohabbat karta hoo´n,
Tou kya hua agr usske bhai se darrta hoo´n?"

 

[waqar goraya]

The last one is just awesome

 

[cricket083]

I don't believe this all happened with you Rawal bhaiI am feeling so pity for you

 

[DHONI183]

The last one is just awesome

Advice for husbands:

"Doobtey ko tinnke ka sahara chahiye,
Biwi sahi ho ya ghalat, mnaana chahiye,
Appney bachcho`n ki Ammi ko nahi`n staana chahiye."

 

[cricket083]

Wesay sherwani pai tie pehnain ge to wo bhai hi bolaegi

 

[DHONI183]

I don't believe this all happened with you Rawal bhaiI am feeling so pity for you

"Thi shaadi mere dost ki,
Thaali pakri thi chicken roast ki,
Phir achchanak dikhi usski saali,
Jhatt se gir gayi haath se thaali."

 

[DHONI183]

Wesay sherwani pai tie pehnain ge to wo bhai hi bolaegi

Yeah, a lot of friends have advised me not to go for such a stupid dress again.

 

[cricket083]

"Thi shaadi mere dost ki,
Thaali pakri thi chicken roast ki,
Phir achchanak dikhi usski saali,
Jhatt se gir gayi haath se thaali."

No words!

 

[cricket083]

What was the thread's title and what the thread has become.

 

[cricket083]

Yeah, a lot of friends have advised me not to go for such a stupid dress again.

Did you really wear it?

 

[DHONI183]

What was the thread's title and what the thread has become.

A bit like an inconsistent film filled with funerals, weddings, birthday parties, accidents and everything!

 

[DHONI183]

Did you really wear it?

Nah´, joking. I always opt for a dhoti at weddings. Dancing in it is pure fun!

 

[cricket083]

Nah´, joking. I always opt for a dhoti at weddings. Dancing in it is pure fun!

Wow!dhoti and kurta with khussa,typical punjabi)

 

[cricket083]

I,sometimes,take you jokes serious and then I recall no,he's rawal bhai

 

[DHONI183]

Wow!dhoti and kurta with khussa,typical punjabi)

Kids once threw firecrackers in my direction. Dhoti flew away! Luckily, I was wearing a jeans underneath it.

 

[kaayal]

Wow Rawal, finally some really good ones..