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The complexity of getting married

kaayal said:
Wow Rawal, finally some really good ones..:P
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I was going to post a very romantic couplet for you, but the search forum suggests that you too have I called "sister", and not only once.
 
^ It's okay Rawal, I will demote you from the brother status for a few hours..;-)

Lets hear those romantic couplets..:msd
 
kaayal said:
^ It's okay Rawal, I will demote you from the brother status for a few hours..;-)

Lets hear those romantic couplets..:msd
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"Roses are red, violets are blue,
I love many, none of them are you."

"I rest on my couch, sleep on my bed,
Will your slap turn my cheek red?"
 
Merge this thread with the topic-less one. It has ran its course. :dav
 
I was trying to motivate him to make one last effort instead of meekly giving up.
 
Well whatever, I guess Mamoon never really liked this girl. If she was really the 'one' like he said she was, he wouldn't be giving up so easily.
 
kaayal said:
^Lol hey cheater cock Rawal, that's how you love your girl??? :asif
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Haha!

This reminds me, I should put an end to this punishment of ours for a day and talk to 'her', finally.

Sunday afternoon sounds good for that:).
 
DHONI183 said:
Haha!

This reminds me, I should put an end to this punishment of ours for a day and talk to 'her', finally.

Sunday afternoon sounds good for that:).
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Is love not the most unbelievably connecting force?! I typed the above post at 16: 46 GMT, she messages me exactly 55 minutes ago to say that she is missing me a lot! The main points are:

1. I am the biggest "chawal".

2. It seems as if bent on not getting off her mind.

3. It is as if she has nothing else in the whole world.

4. I shouldn´t take it to be that she is missing me; she is rather only feeling angered at me.

5. What the hell do I think of myself?!

6. In addition to the first one, I am "paagal" as well as "gannda".

And I am in to smile for weeks:)!
 
You should have sent that text at around midnight, "Nothing good ever happens after 2am" - Ted Mosby
 
Afridi96 said:
You should have sent that text at around midnight, "Nothing good ever happens after 2am" - Ted Mosby
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"He who hesitates is lost."

I learnt that in school.


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Afridi96 said:
Yh, I think i've heard that as well before.
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There are plenty of good ones that aren't en vogue anymore.

"Barking dogs seldom bite," for instance. Used for wannabe bullies.

The Urdu version is "Jo garajtay hein woh barastay nahein," which doesn't have quite the impact of the English version.


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Nostalgic said:
There are plenty of good ones that aren't en vogue anymore.

"Barking dogs seldom bite," for instance. Used for wannabe bullies.

The Urdu version is "Jo garajtay hein woh barastay nahein," which doesn't have quite the impact of the English version.


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Just saw this now
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That Lebanese beauty queen has now been followed by most of Shahzad's followers.

First he was in the news because of Sharapova, now this Nathaly Farraj lady.
 
96NotOut said:
That Lebanese beauty queen has now been followed by most of Shahzad's followers.

First he was in the news because of Sharapova, now this Nathaly Farraj lady.
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The Sharapova thing was such an over-reaction by our media. He just wished her luck for the tournament, and said she was his favourite player....

But this Lebanese beauty-queen thing seems.... off. Do they watch cricket in Lebanon? I don't think so..
 
Shahzad is 22, Mamoon. Same age as you.

Are you married? Are you anywhere near it? No. That text just sent you 4 years into the past.
 
blinding light said:
The Sharapova thing was such an over-reaction by our media. He just wished her luck for the tournament, and said she was his favourite player....

But this Lebanese beauty-queen thing seems.... off. Do they watch cricket in Lebanon? I don't think so..
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I don't know. Yeah, the Sharapova thing wasn't really anything worthy of headlines. Well, this wasn't either, but...

Yeah, I was wondering that too.
 
Mamoon should become a ninja, break into her house, kidnap her and check into a swiss hotel before revealing his true identity to her.

Guaranteed winner
 
96NotOut said:
You were the one who gave me the idea of kidnapping Junaid, right? :))
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Lets be realistic here. Kidnapping him is your only chance. Unless you get a job as a cheerleader at Pak games and catch his eye with your exotic moves ;-)
 
The biggest issue in my case here is that the girl is a supporter of PML-N, and my father hates the party to the extremes.
 
DHONI183 said:
The biggest issue in my case here is that the girl is a supporter of PML-N, and my father hates the party to the extremes.
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Sounds like a story of love,deceit,political scandals, corruption and a couple who must overcome it all to share their love......

Coming soon to a theatre near you!!
 
Donal Cozzie said:
Sounds like a story of love,deceit,political scandals, corruption and a couple who must overcome it all to share their love......

Coming soon to a theatre near you!!
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I asked you if you would please kidnap JK for me. I'll pay you.
 
Careful, Junaid Khan may have a "family cannon" like Umar Gul does.


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96NotOut said:
I don't care about the angraiz, I care about the Pathan.
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But without the "angraiz" (the hell is that?) you wont have a pathan. I demand respect for my professional services. I dont take this stuff lightly. I mean just look at my normal outfit

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I knew someone was bound to point that out. :P

Well, Juni won't beat you to death, he's too shweet to do that.

And angraiz technically means and Englishman. It's used for white people, don't worry, it's not derogatory.
 
96NotOut said:
I knew someone was bound to point that out. :P

Well, Juni won't beat you to death, he's too shweet to do that.

And angraiz technically means and Englishman. It's used for white people, don't worry, it's not derogatory.
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If you ever come to Ireland and call someone an englishman id fear for your life. Thats like me calling you an indian :facepalm:

And yes i am white. Not too many around these parts. So lonely :(
 
Angraiz is used for anyone white. From Americans to the British to the Irish to the Aussies. Everyone.

I know you're white, you're Irish, aren't you?
 
kaayal said:
Why do you like her?? What's in her that attracted you (apart from looks,'office,game of thrones etc etc)?
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I like her personality and how she carries herself.

She is mature and decent.
 
And yes there will be at least 5/6 mutual family iftar parties. :akhtar
 
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