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I have got her number.![]()
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Thought you werent coming back till 2 May??![]()
Like when the commentator says Steyn has Hafeez's number?
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Say NO to Mullah Raj
the bigger question is, what are you gonna do with it?![]()
Facepalm because I have no idea what to do with it. I mentioned my first cousin (our mutual second cousin) who is really close with me and lives in the UK.
In a splendid display of courage, I sent her a text on Whatsapp regarding all this. What made it easier is the fact that she knows that I quite fancy our cousin. Since 2010.
She said I will give you her number which she did but didn't give many idea how to go about it. Also, she added to my dilemma by telling me not to tell the girl that she gave me her number and hence I face an unfortunate complication.
She doesn't use facebook and neither do.
I feel giddy just looking at her number.
Have memorized it.![]()
Send her ufone to ufone credit. Better than any sms anybody could send.
Ok. Then try something with twitter.
And by the way, you need to calm the down. You are getting too excited and though its great (in general), it can also make you feel very very anxious when you do decide to talk to her. Figure out a way to work on it.
Usually I have seen my friends go this route:
Mobile sms --> Slow and steady --> Constant flirting --> Phone calls --> Game on
Facepalm because I have no idea what to do with it. I mentioned my first cousin (our mutual second cousin) who is really close with me and lives in the UK.
In a splendid display of courage, I sent her a text on Whatsapp regarding all this. What made it easier is the fact that she knows that I quite fancy our cousin. Since 2010.
She said I will give you her number which she did but didn't give many idea how to go about it. Also, she added to my dilemma by telling me not to tell the girl that she gave me her number and hence I face an unfortunate complication.
I have a bad history with sharing balance.
When I was in 8th, I got my first phone. randomly hooked up with a girl in my brother's college 5 years my senior via a wrong message. She wasn't faking it.
We went along well and I told her I love you.She said you are a cute kid.
Then one day, she asked me to send her credit. I refused and that was it. She ditched me.
Will be married now probably.
I have got her number.![]()
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She said I will give you her number which she did but didn't give many idea how to go about it.
Also, she added to my dilemma by telling me not to tell the girl that she gave me her number and hence I face an unfortunate complication.
This is not going anywhere! Our guy is too awestruck by her beauty, charisma and all that to even talk to her, but,.... it´s all understandable.
My advice:
Twitter! Yes, hide your identity, conduct random conversations with her and get to know about her likes and dislikes, hobbies, habits, personality in general. Firstly, this will help you getting rid of the "Open mouth" reaction at anything even remotely related to her. This will make you realise that she is a pretty normal human-being like the rest of the world, just that your heart and blood pressure sees her differently.
Lastly, such threads are awesome, mainly seeing how we completely sideline the differences in our views and opinions and let past debates stay in other threads to behave like class fellows suddenly. For a while I ended up thinking that we, the PP forum brigade, are the "Larkey waaley" of this baraat.
I completely agree, Dhoni-bhai!
What was the walima menu, again?
But on a more serious note, that is good advice there ^ . Begin with Twitter. I think texting first would come across as too stalker-ish.
Maybe you could even ask your mutual cousin (the one who gave you the number) to put in maybe a word or 2 in for you.. To ease her up a bit..
My elder brother´s advice:
Given that you won´t use it at all, get the number framed, hang to a wall in your room, stare it all day.
I keep it simple at wedding, fearing reactions. Hence, naan, biryani, kebaab, nihaari, roast, tikkey, chaawal (sweet as well as the other ones) custard, kheer would suffice. To top it, hakeem ki phakki or Hajmola to be able to digest this tiny little stuff! Phew! Life is not a bed of roses.
Sadly, my advice will never quite be taken seriously, mainly because of the image I have build of myself by joking about myself all the time. People dismiss me as an idiot.
I mean, there´s a reason why girls love me so much - now what if they call me "bhai"?! That´s irrelevant!
Bro, I think:
a) you underestimate yourself too much
Sister, it´s not about underestimating myself. It´s about not setting hopes too high given that only disappointments come my way.
I lost trust in this world after dating (online) a Mumtaaz, who turned out to be a guy! I dislike gender neutral names as well! Couldn´t he have told me 48 hours earlier? Hopes, then sad songs - pointless however, given that he was a guy!
Blinding light is a girl ?!!
You didn't know?
And thanks for including a wedding cake!![]()
Blinding light is a girl ?!!
You didn't know?
And thanks for including a wedding cake!![]()
Blimey, no.
I am a man of taste and class. Don't expect paindu halwa puri and kheer etc at my wedding.
The Baraat dinner is likely to found lacking because my father in law is pretty kanjoos.![]()
What made you turn to online dating in the first place?!
But ouch.. that has to hurt![]()
That made me chuckle!
Too shy to approach them in real life. Met one once, she asked my why I was behaving as if put on the vibration mode. I left the place in embarrassment. She had to pay the bill!
A laugh, revealing pearls,
A face beautiful as the moon,
Time is too narrow to contain them,
But my heart does so.
Wow.Blimey, no.
I am a man of taste and class. Don't expect paindu halwa puri and kheer etc at my wedding.
Totally.
This never gets old.
There's nothing paindu about halwa/puri and kheer, bro.
Having them weddings is a little iffy, but halwa/puri as Sunday brunch is heaven. With meethi lassi. I'm tearing up here..
That made me chuckle!
Too shy to approach them in real life. Met one once, she asked my why I was behaving as if put on the vibration mode. I left the place in embarrassment. She had to pay the bill!
How old are you and what do you do?
Btw I am sorry if I was ever rude to you. I don't like to be disrespectful to anyone but women in particular, well it's a shame.
I find it paindu nonetheless. It's not artistic and elegant.
Wow.
With her detailed posts that actually had something to do with the OP, a blind man could have guessed she's a girl.
Totally.
I'm glad Mamoon won't have halwa puri, I don't like that. I don't like lassi either, or beef pulau.
Kheer isn't that bad, but I only eat Kheer my mother makes.
Surely, Mamoon bhai is either joking or is suffering from a memory loss. I mean, it´s too obvious from her posts, especially in this thread, that Blinding Light is a girl!
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ITS FOOD! Not a wedding dress!![]()
How in the world is palak gosht aesthetically superior to halwa-puri??
Was that an intentional pun? That was very smooth, 96NO - good job!![]()
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Out of nowhere, we are into discussing foods and what not! Mamoon bhai is the ultimate debater in the history of mankind. Seriously addicted to it, he is!
Palak Gosht is amazing. I won't hear a word against it and looks great too.
Let me re-read her posts. Seriously I had no idea.
Please, no. It tastes good, yes but it is not aesthetically superior to Halwa/puri....
I think I mentioned it a few times as well in my posts..![]()
Palak gosht is like a million times better than halwa puri. Palak gosht with boiled white rice is just mouthwatering.
Aesthetically superior? The only aesthetically pleasing thing should be the bride. And I believe she is.
Anyway, I have offered my serious advice above. It´s now up to him to get started on things, finally!
My advice doesn´t even require any great deal of bravery on his part since the identity will be kept hidden. Besides, you can always deactivate your account there if she ever calls you "bhai".
Bye, my boy!
Please, no. It tastes good, yes but it is not aesthetically superior to Halwa/puri....
I think I mentioned it a few times as well in my posts..![]()
Kidhar ja rahay ho?![]()
I have had halwa puri in Lahore and yes it tastes amazing but I am not a fan.
Meiney apne liye bhi tou koi dhoondni hai, bhai!
My Walima dinner.
Beef pulao
Roast chicken
Mutton qorma
Safaid gosht (not sure if people in Punjab or Sindh know about it)
Seekh kebab
Roast lamb
Palak gosht
Fried fish
Cold drinks obviously
Served with roghi naan
Chocolate pudding
Kashmiri tea
And a 3 tier wedding cake.
The Baraat dinner is likely to found lacking because my father in law is pretty kanjoos.![]()
That's the spirit!![]()
I won't touch chicken when i have roasted lamb and fried fish.
And i suggest never go for so many dishes because you are never sure of the right ratio of different items.
I always find one thing short in every wedding regardless how well managed it is. And that one thing is tissue paper.
If being serious is just allowed, I was just posting away some nonsense. Personally, I have never quite believed in the concept of dating or finding someone for a relationship. I just believe in the concept of love just happening by itself. That´s just me of course
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As it is anyway, it has been decreed by 'someone' that even merely looking at other girls would mean myself being slain by her.
You guys....
Mamoon's based in Peshawar, what about you NO96?
You know what I think - I think you haven't had good halwa puri. Quality halwa puri - the way it should be made.
Come to Lahore, be my guest - I will personally take you places/ feed you quality halwa-puri.
Also - Mamoon was the one who suggested Halwa/Puri isn't "elegant and artistic."
Mamoon, you won't seriously text her just like that will you?
Idea for the first text? Should I reveal my identity?