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The complexity of getting married

Why would you have meat hanging outside where all sorts of stuff can touch it??

And I love that gigantic sheep/goat on the banner lol
 
[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]:- Did you visit the shop to get a picture so that you can show it to us? If so, you are a legend!:bow:
 
Peshawar se bohat doooooooooooor hai. I think around 9/10 hours drive. :facepalm:
 
and Lahore is 5 hours from Peshawar so that it means I should stay in Lahore for a few days and then proceed.
 
I miss Taangas, they are banned in major cities I think. Don't see them anymore. :/
 
I don't get why people in Pakistan call big fat fries chips. They should just call em fries.
 
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I want to visit almost every big city of pakistan except sindh and balochistan (too far) .. i will be having 3 months of holidays from july to sep .. i want you guys to suggest me every worth visiting place and most imporantly famous food of you city so that i can plan every thing and arrange my time table even before leaving for pakistan :)
 
I have visited islamabad(boring, quite place),faisalabad(dirty polluted city), lahore(many times) , gujranwala(studied there for 3 years and that too in hostel so quite familiar place for me ) ..
I want to visit peshawar,Kagan Nara , Maybe multan as well ( altough it will be very hot in aug-sep)
Any more suggession will be appriciated :)
 
I have decided the destination for honeymamoon,

Portugal it is. :ponting
 
But of course that is my choice. I will take her where she wants to go. :22:
 
[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION]

Well guys!
As all of you were so keen for my advice , i have another great and preety much trust worthy advice for Mamoon..
Mamoon ask your female cousin to provider you some of her pictues , Photoshop yourself into pictures with her. Then when she is asleep sneak into her house and leave them all over as if they are supposed to be there. Put them in frames, make them look nice. Print them out on photo paper. Then leave a heart-shaped cake and a dozen roses outside her door with the words "We are Destined to be together"written on the cake.
I'm pretty sure you'll get a 100% success rate on that one :)
And please dont say thanks or some thing like this , you are always welcome bro :moyo
 
Haroon Javed said:
[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION]

Well guys!
As all of you were so keen for my advice , i have another great and preety much trust worthy advice for Mamoon..
Mamoon ask your female cousin to provider you some of her pictues , Photoshop yourself into pictures with her. Then when she is asleep sneak into her house and leave them all over as if they are supposed to be there. Put them in frames, make them look nice. Print them out on photo paper. Then leave a heart-shaped cake and a dozen roses outside her door with the words "We are Destined to be together"written on the cake.
I'm pretty sure you'll get a 100% success rate on that one :)
And please dont say thanks or some thing like this , you are always welcome bro :moyo
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:))) You sir are a legend! Mamoon was talking about taking 5 years but this plan will get him married much much sooner.

Only 1 problem though, it's a solid plan but does Mamoon have the courage to do it :)) . I guess we'll have to wait and see.
 
Afridi96 said:
:))) You sir are a legend! Mamoon was talking about taking 5 years but this plan will get him married much much sooner.

Only 1 problem though, it's a solid plan but does Mamoon have the courage to do it :)) . I guess we'll have to wait and see.
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And [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] If you are really good at photoshop you might be able to convince her that you were in all of those pictures and PB just woke up with amnesia and doesn't remember.
"Sweet Heart we have been together for years!" 100% success rate
 
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Haroon Javed said:
And [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] If you are really good at photoshop you might be able to convince her that you were in all of those pictures and PB just woke up with amnesia and doesn't remember.
"Sweet Heart we have been together for years!" 100% success rate
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I can see this working :)) He claims he's the Lala of PP so i'm sure he'll give this his very best try. (After all - 100% success rate)
 
Afridi96 said:
I can see this working :)) He claims he's the Lala of PP so i'm sure he'll give this his very best try. (After all - 100% success rate)
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Yeah , Now this is the right time to prove whether he is the lala of PP or Just a Batooni(talkative) Guy :in
 
Like i said earlier no need to be thankful .. its my pleasure to help out [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]
 
Haroon Javed said:
[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION]

Well guys!
As all of you were so keen for my advice , i have another great and preety much trust worthy advice for Mamoon..
Mamoon ask your female cousin to provider you some of her pictues , Photoshop yourself into pictures with her. Then when she is asleep sneak into her house and leave them all over as if they are supposed to be there. Put them in frames, make them look nice. Print them out on photo paper. Then leave a heart-shaped cake and a dozen roses outside her door with the words "We are Destined to be together"written on the cake.
I'm pretty sure you'll get a 100% success rate on that one :)
And please dont say thanks or some thing like this , you are always welcome bro :moyo
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This might actually work, only if she was living alone, and if she was abroad, and if Mamoon had the guts, and if she KNEW him, and plenty of other ifs.

I veto this one. ;-)
 
So many advices in this thread but nothing about what if she already in a relationship which i would be pretty surprised if she wouldnt have. In that scenario what OP is doing is pretty poor.
 
Haroon Javed said:
[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION]

Well guys!
As all of you were so keen for my advice , i have another great and preety much trust worthy advice for Mamoon..
Mamoon ask your female cousin to provider you some of her pictues , Photoshop yourself into pictures with her. Then when she is asleep sneak into her house and leave them all over as if they are supposed to be there. Put them in frames, make them look nice. Print them out on photo paper. Then leave a heart-shaped cake and a dozen roses outside her door with the words "We are Destined to be together"written on the cake.
I'm pretty sure you'll get a 100% success rate on that one :)
And please dont say thanks or some thing like this , you are always welcome bro :moyo
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:))) :))) :))) :ibutt :facepalm: :)))

Stop it, please.
 
Mrhandsome said:
So many advices in this thread but nothing about what if she already in a relationship which i would be pretty surprised if she wouldnt have. In that scenario what OP is doing is pretty poor.
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I'm confident she isn't but even if she is, it doesn't mean that relationship is meant to last forever.
 
How can I sneak into her house and do all that without getting caught?
Most ridiculous idea on this thread. Ever.

:moyo
 
Haroon Javed said:
She wont send it but Mamoon can ask that cousin who gave him her number
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And appear more stalkerish? Involve a cousin for no reason? When he could get the pics off her twitter? :facepalm:

How will he plant them? How will he plant them without waking her up (wadda aya Mamoon, ninja-turtle)? How would he pull it off without getting caught? What are the contingency plan? What if she hates it? What if she freaks out and tells everything to her dad - and ruin M's good image in their eyes?

This is pathetic, bro.
 
Mamoon said:
How can I sneak into her house and do all that without getting caught?
Most ridiculous idea on this thread. Ever.

:moyo
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You just need to make sure that she is sleeping .. After all they are your relatives and they would love to see you ther
 
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