The Topicless Thread

[Mamoon]

Wrong? So you can judge a batsman by 1 shot he plays? What about in nets if you see a batsman play just 1 good shot you can't assume that he plays every shot well.

I never said anything about having off days but different people have different taste buds.

Agree with the last part though alot of people come just because it's his restaurant so the food doesn't have to fulfil consumer satisfaction to attract customers.

Maybe you didn't like it because the restaurant is associated with a Pakistani Cricketer

No that is not the reason, but your analogy was not appropriate. A world of difference between the performance of an athlete and the performance of a restaurant.

I perfectly understand that different people have different taste buds, but I don't appreciate inconsistent performance of a restaurant. That's the key element in my opinion.

Peace.

 

[96NotOut]

Hey! We missed you today, hope everything's alright? - 96*

J/K I don't think you need to be too concerned - just write out that its been so long since they've talked, and wish him happy bday, and say you'll maintain contact now

) Great, but you're not getting the point, how do I get the message to him? I don't use Facebook, I don't have his number, and I'm pretty darned sure he's not on Twitter.

Forget it, it's a lost cause.

 

[Mamoon]

Wow, that happens? I thought all the people got jumbled up or something.

Oh.. yeah..

Thanks for the heads up, bro. I didn't follow him yet waisay, tbh!

Okay, no problem.

Yes that happens.

 

[96NotOut]

Eeeee, creepy. Social media isn't safe.

 

[blinding light]

) Great, but you're not getting the point, how do I get the message to him? I don't use Facebook, I don't have his number, and I'm pretty darned sure he's not on Twitter.

Forget it, it's a lost cause.

Email, maybe?

 

[96NotOut]

Email, maybe?

Nope. :/

Forget it.

 

[Mamoon]

A friend with whom you have no contact.

 

[blinding light]

That's sad :/ But chalo, jaisay tumhari marzi..

 

[96NotOut]

A friend with whom you have no contact.

That's sad :/ But chalo, jaisay tumhari marzi..

Yeah, I know. Sad, isn't it?

Oh well, life moves on. I'll go visit him one day.

 

[96NotOut]

Maybe Nostalgic knows him...

 

[Mamoon]

He only knows aunties.

 

[96NotOut]

Maybe he knows his mom.

 

[Mamoon]

Well, okay.

 

[96NotOut]

No honestly, there is a possibility.

This is cool, what if he does know him?

 

[blinding light]

How do you write a cover letter?

 

[Mamoon]

If he does, he will convey your message to him.

 

[QazzarFan]

) Great, but you're not getting the point, how do I get the message to him? I don't use Facebook, I don't have his number, and I'm pretty darned sure he's not on Twitter.

Forget it, it's a lost cause.

Try 1800s' social networking: Message in a bottle. Gently place it in the water and let the nature take your message across.

 

[Mamoon]

Looking for a job? :adnan

 

[96NotOut]

Try 1800s' social networking: Message in a bottle. Gently place it in the water and let the nature take your message across.

The place is landlocked.

 

[Mamoon]

Try 1800s' social networking: Message in a bottle. Gently place it in the water and let the nature take your message across.

I'd love to try that.

 

[96NotOut]

A cover letter is the thing that accompanies your résumé, right?

 

[96NotOut]

I'd love to try that.

Maybe she'll get it.

 

[Mamoon]

I have her phone number anyway.

 

[96NotOut]

I have her phone number anyway.

That wasn't much help.

 

[blinding light]

I'm applying at a position in my college that is affiliated with Amnesty Intl.

Hope I get it. Would look good on my CV.

 

[Mamoon]

Umm yeah.

 

[Mamoon]

Never written one.

 

[96NotOut]

I'm applying at a position in my college that is affiliated with Amnesty Intl.

Hope I get it. Would look good on my CV.

So a cover letter is the thing that goes with your résumé?

 

[96NotOut]

Umm yeah.

Koi baat nahi, hota hai. Good things come to those who wait.

 

[Mamoon]

Thank you for the support.

 

[blinding light]

Yup - its a small statement accompanying the CV on why you want the said position

 

[QazzarFan]

The place is landlocked.

Carrier pigeon

I'd love to try that.

U can always sneak in her house and place the bottle in her bathtub

 

[96NotOut]

Carrier pigeon

Now if only you could arrange one for me.

 

[Mamoon]

That's too much.

I am a very shareef insaan.

 

[96NotOut]

Thank you for the support.

Like you need it.

 

[96NotOut]

Yup - its a small statement accompanying the CV on why you want the said position

So just write why you want the position and you're good to go.

 

[Mamoon]

Actually I need people to push me on. I wouldn't have dared to send that text to her in a million years otherwise.

 

[96NotOut]

Yet you were planning on sending her the long one... )

 

[QazzarFan]

Now if only you could arrange one for me.

Just googled. Wow, apparently there is an active pigeon-gram service in Pakistan...

 

[Mamoon]

Yet you were planning on sending her the long one... )

That would have worked out brilliantly.

 

[blinding light]

Hazaro khwaishein aisi... Mamoon (on wishing your org text would have worked)

 

[96NotOut]

That would have worked out brilliantly.

"If I had my way, I would marry you."

That would have been the end of you and your ways. )

 

[Mamoon]

I thought it was cute.

 

[blinding light]

It's demeaning

 

[Mamoon]

I will show her that text after we start dating.

 

[blinding light]

 

[96NotOut]

"Once we start dating...", "after we start dating...", dating, dating, everywhere.

Start dating her first, phir sub hota rahega.

 

[Mamoon]

She'll love it!

 

[blinding light]

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother..

But then I think, hey its free entertainment

 

[Mamoon]

"Once we start dating...", "after we start dating...", dating, dating, everywhere.

Start dating her first, phir sub hota rahega.

We will after I woo her in Ramzan.

 

[Mamoon]

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother..

But then I think, hey its free entertainment

That's offending.

 

[blinding light]

Mujhay lagta hay tab bhi nahi hoga, 96*. He's embarrassed easily, he need 20 pages to send a text. Not a good track record

 

[blinding light]

That's offending.

Sorry bro, I do give a sincere opinion, but it's still entertaining

 

[96NotOut]

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother..

But then I think, hey its free entertainment

Haha, same here.

Everyone's in it for the laughs, face it Mamoon.

Still hope you get her though, that'd be cute.

 

[96NotOut]

She'll love it!

Then again, a lot depends on what she's like.

It might have even worked the first time, but we don't really know her.

 

[Mamoon]

Fine.

I will do it on my own from now.

 

[Mamoon]

She's a bit like you. Can be rude.

 

[blinding light]

96*'s rude, I'm bossy.

Bro, now you're just making excuses

 

[96NotOut]

Fine.

I will do it on my own from now.

Just because its entertaining doesn't mean we're not actually trying to help you.

 

[Afridi96]

No that is not the reason, but your analogy was not appropriate. A world of difference between the performance of an athlete and the performance of a restaurant.

I perfectly understand that different people have different taste buds, but I don't appreciate inconsistent performance of a restaurant. That's the key element in my opinion.

Peace.

Okay fair enough, maybe I could of worded it a little better. Yh I get that the food should be the same for everyone and rightly so but it was only an assumption that I made that the food 'may' have been different on 14th August. (Y)

 

[96NotOut]

She's a bit like you. Can be rude.

Okay. Thanks.

If she is like me, then she would have kept the text a secret and would've let you have it the next time you two met.

Who the hell tells you they might marry you the first time you interact, and not face to face at that?!

 

[blinding light]

Okay. Thanks.

If she is like me, then she would have kept the text a secret and would've let you have it the next time you two met.

Who the hell tells you they might marry you the first time you interact, and not face to face at that?!

Apparently, Mamoon

 

[Mamoon]

Just because its entertaining doesn't mean we're not actually trying to help you.

Don't make fun of my sincere efforts.

I am not an experienced player.

 

[Afridi96]

When you're 20mins late to your last Maths/FM lesson before your first exam

 

[Mamoon]

Okay. Thanks.

If she is like me, then she would have kept the text a secret and would've let you have it the next time you two met.

Who the hell tells you they might marry you the first time you interact, and not face to face at that?!

Apparently, Mamoon

There is no value of honesty? I was being straightforward. Letting my feelings know.

 

[Mamoon]

Okay fair enough, maybe I could of worded it a little better. Yh I get that the food should be the same for everyone and rightly so but it was only an assumption that I made that the food 'may' have been different on 14th August. (Y)

Never mind.

 

[Afridi96]

Okay. Thanks.

If she is like me, then she would have kept the text a secret and would've let you have it the next time you two met.

Who the hell tells you they might marry you the first time you interact, and not face to face at that?!

Ted Mosby (but he said it face to face)

 

[blinding light]

There is no value of honesty? I was being straightforward. Letting my feelings know.

At a highly inappropriate time.

Girls are wired differently. I'm sure PB values honesty, but such bluntness makes you look like a stalker.

 

[Mamoon]

Okay okay fine.

I haven't sent her that text anyway so it doesn't matter now. Waiting for Ramzan now. Bring it on!

 

[Mamoon]

Tonight, we are young.

 

[96NotOut]

Don't make fun of my sincere efforts.

I am not an experienced player.

Who's making fun of you? If it wasn't for us, you'd have no efforts.

Problem is, you're too sincere.

 

[blinding light]

You're not a very good debater, Mamoon. You give up too easily

The baby in the Oreo ad is shoo cute MA!

 

[96NotOut]

Ted Mosby (but he said it face to face)

In real life?

 

[Mamoon]

Who's making fun of you? If it wasn't for us, you'd have no efforts.

Problem is, you're too sincere.

You laughed at my original text and marriage proposal.

 

[Mamoon]

You're not a very good debater, Mamoon. You give up too easily

The baby in the Oreo ad is shoo cute MA!

Aww yes she's lovely.

This debate is embarrassing for me.

 

[blinding light]

You laughed at my original text and marriage proposal.

Do YOU value honesty?

 

[Afridi96]

In real life?

How I Met Your Mother

 

[Mamoon]

Yes, but there is a polite way of saying that it wouldn't have worked out.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

Darn I can't sleep, my darn allergies woke me up. I need to go see a doctor now. -_-

 

[96NotOut]

You laughed at my original text and marriage proposal.

Ain't no-one laughing here. I'm just telling you the truth.

You've got a good month and a half till Ramadan, plan something.