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my friend says he feels like killing his ex. man how can ppl hold hard feelings for women?

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going to visit delhi for the first time in my life as a part of study tour.will also be visiting Taj Mahal,other historical places in delhi,chandigarh,amritsar and Manali.hope nothing bad happens and will come back home safely.Inshallah.
 
kaayal said:
going to visit delhi for the first time in my life as a part of study tour.will also be visiting Taj Mahal,other historical places in delhi,chandigarh,amritsar and Manali.hope nothing bad happens and will come back home safely.Inshallah.
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Nice. Stay safe and take care:). Say "hello" to Taj Mahal on my behalf:D.
 
i m badly addicted to pp. need to work on this addiction. any ideas how ?
 
April fool's day provides me the GREAT opportunity to propose girls & put it down to this day if they answer with a sandal.

thanx to who ever came up with this idea
 
i`ve many dreams & ambitions in life that i would like to share here on TP forum but i fear ppl wont respect them.

what do you all think ? should i add a thread ?
 
Ranjha said:
i`ve many dreams & ambitions in life that i would like to share here on TP forum but i fear ppl wont respect them.

what do you all think ? should i add a thread ?
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If I say, "Yes go ahead and do it", you will not do it.
And if I say, "No don't do it", you will go ahead and do it.


So, No don't do it.
 
Khaleefa said:
apnay blood sugar level pey bhi nazar rakho... warna ye mango lassi mehngi parr sakti hai.
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Hmm,about to reach that stage of life where precautions should be taken....:(

Lassi namkeen hi achi hoti hai....aur mango jitna metha ho!!
 
House of Lies is pretty good....


but i have a test in 3 hours.....and i haven't even done my HW or started studying :facepalm:
 
met a pakistani in the bus, who asked me if i am from pakistan..i asked him why, because of my leather jacket?..he laughed. after exchanging pleasantries i asked him if he is on PP (i just thought that he might be a member, so we could reveal our usernames.).. i was amazed that he had not heard about this forum. what are the odds that a cricket loving Pakistani who has daily access to internet has never heard of PP?
 
GentleMan said:
met a pakistani in the bus, who asked me if i am from pakistan..i asked him why, because of my leather jacket?..he laughed. after exchanging pleasantries i asked him if he is on PP (i just thought that he might be a member, so we could reveal our usernames.).. i was amazed that he had not heard about this forum. what are the odds that a cricket loving Pakistani who has daily access to internet has never heard of PP?
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Nice story:). Maybe he is not much of an Internet-ist. I know people who get so busy in life because of their studies, work family etc. that all they manage to do on the Internet is occasionally checking their emails, or answering them.
 
Today, around at 16:00 PM CEST, I am going to cut my nails. Stay tuned......

:yk
 
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I m listening to tum hi ho song from upcoming bwd movie aashiki , amazing track!! highly recommended
 
coming back from wagah border after the gate closing ceremony.people from bothsides were present and obviously indians outnumbered pakistanis.i don't know why but i didn't felt good except while reciting vante mataram and other patriotic songs.Today morning we went to golden temple to see what the sikhs are praying to.they were nice to everyone and allowed me, a muslim to enter into it.anyway it was a nice experience & i would love to visit punjab again if Allah allows.
 
kaayal said:
coming back from wagah border after the gate closing ceremony.people from bothsides were present and obviously indians outnumbered pakistanis.i don't know why but i didn't felt good except while reciting vante mataram and other patriotic songs.Today morning we went to golden temple to see what the sikhs are praying to.they were nice to everyone and allowed me, a muslim to enter into it.anyway it was a nice experience & i would love to visit punjab again if Allah allows.
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Thanks for sharing your experience, Kaayal:).
 
thanks rawal for remembering me.i was really tired after the manali trip so couldn't update it .went for paragliding and river rafting.my thigh muscles are still aching after the trecking.its one of the beautiful place that i have ever visited.
 
^no riddle,my trip is limited to kullu,manali,amritsar,chandigarh,delhi and agra.now i am on my way to chandigarh.will be back to kerala on 15th.
 
I am currently writing a poem on my first love story ever;-). Wasn't too confident about it till a friend encouraged me to go for it.
 
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waqar goraya said:
But you look like a hardcore lover to me..:P
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waqar goraya said:
What did you understand?

I believe you are as loving and gentle in real life as you are here in your postings....

Think positively...:)
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Ah´ now I understand that you had highlighted the "first" in my post:)).

Thanks brother:). If our kind behaviour is all that we can offer to our fellow human-beings, why then the kanjoosi:)? Still, I too have a lot of room left for improvement.....
 
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Anyone know of any Pakistani or Indian artists similar to Edward Maya, I'm looking to expand my music taste to back home, I only know about Atif Aslam... :waqar
 
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Daniyal99 said:
Anyone know of any Pakistani or Indian artists similar to Edward Maya, I'm looking to expand my music taste to back home, I only know about Atif Aslam... :waqar
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People who bought Atif Aslam music...

Also bought:

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feel weird that because of the boston bombing i realized that it was tax day, and filed my tax returns in time.
 
kaayal said:
coming back from wagah border after the gate closing ceremony.people from bothsides were present and obviously indians outnumbered pakistanis.i don't know why but i didn't felt good except while reciting vante mataram and other patriotic songs.Today morning we went to golden temple to see what the sikhs are praying to.they were nice to everyone and allowed me, a muslim to enter into it.anyway it was a nice experience & i would love to visit punjab again if Allah allows.
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I visited Golden Temple after my grade 10 exams. I was nauseous due to so much traveling I had done. I felt very nauseated but didn't wanted to puke inside temple area, since it was so clean and holy! I puked in my hand and wiped it with handkerchief.

I had a sweet prassad that they give! Forgot what's it's called. I felt better afterwards.

Wow this was at least 12+ years ago! Still remember it pretty well.
 
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that is ok, internet has given middle aged men a way to live out their lost youth by pretending to be young. no issues.
 
after 40 you become naughty.. 30 is the middle age when men have mid life crisis. god, i dont know how i will deal with it.
 
Actually I think 30-40 is the working age for a man. Mid-life crisis is after 40, when men psychologically sees that his retirement is near, that's why you will see many over 40 suddenly rejuvenate their interest and starts doing something different in their life. Many starts looking for a new career. Many try to find extra spice in their life etc.

30-40 are donkey years for man. Work hard to get promoted. Raise young family. etc. etc. Extreme times for men mentally and physically.
 
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cricketworm said:
I visited Golden Temple after my grade 10 exams....

.... Wow this was at least 12+ years ago!
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GentleMan said:
that means you are more than 32 years old..this forum is full of oldies.
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cricketworm said:
lol I am not 32 years old. Try again.
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cricketworm said:
Actually it's my fault. It should be 12 years ago not 16.
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GentleMan said:
that is ok, internet has given middle aged men a way to live out their lost youth by pretending to be young. no issues.
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cricketworm said:
True! but technically middle age starts after 40 no?
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GentleMan said:
after 40 you become naughty.. 30 is the middle age when men have mid life crisis. god, i dont know how i will deal with it.
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cricketworm said:
Actually I think 30-40 is the working age for a man. Mid-life crisis is after 40, when men psychologically sees that his retirement is near, that's why you will see many over 40 suddenly rejuvenate their interest and starts doing something different in their life. Many starts looking for a new career. Many try to find extra spice in their life etc.

30-40 are donkey years for man. Work hard to get promoted. Raise young family. etc. etc. Extreme times for men mentally and physically.
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A very interesting discussion going on:13:.....
 
Today was the Birthday of a female friend of mine. Sent her an email to wish her which also contained the following......

DHONI183 said:
...... Haven´t seen you since ages. I wonder how you look now. More pretty than you did I guess! .....
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I hope she won't mind this. Was just for the sake of some light-hearted fun:).

:P
 
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Met a crazily good looking girl yesterday night .We just spoke for 5-7 minutes & i am still smiling :)
 
Veekay said:
Met a crazily good looking girl yesterday night .We just spoke for 5-7 minutes & i am still smiling :)
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I seriously hope you haven't fallen in love with her:).

*From the DHONI183 School of Brainwashing.*
 
DHONI183 said:
I seriously hope you haven't fallen in love with her:).

*From the DHONI183 School of Brainwashing.*
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nah but she was so nice - when she smiled ,i was like zapped :)



ps- i casually asked her where she lives .... sounds a bit creepy but she gave me the general direction .
 
Veekay said:
nah but she was so nice - when she smiled ,i was like zapped :)



ps- i casually asked her where she lives .... sounds a bit creepy but she gave me the general direction .
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What does "general direction" mean:20:?

Admit it man, you have fallen for the smile:D.

*From the DHONI183 School of Brainwashing.*
 
DHONI183 said:
What does "general direction" mean:20:?

Admit it man, you have fallen for the smile:D.

*From the DHONI183 School of Brainwashing.*
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general direction means she said her house is bang opposite a hotel which she named .... since i know her name & the hotel, end of this week i will drive by in that lane couple of times - lets see how things unfold,i am a optimistic guy :)
 
Veekay said:
general direction means she said her house is bang opposite a hotel which she named .... since i know her name & the hotel, end of this week i will drive by in that lane couple of times - lets see how things unfold,i am a optimistic guy :)
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What if you find a police station opposite to that hotel?
 
Veekay said:
general direction means she said her house is bang opposite a hotel which she named .... since i know her name & the hotel, end of this week i will drive by in that lane couple of times - lets see how things unfold,i am a optimistic guy :)
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I like it how you avoided my "fallen for the smile" assertion:msd. My friend,....

"If what you have fallen for is a smile,
In the war of love, it´s the first missile."

Smile etc. are of the things which are a sign of what (only) I can (fore)see right now.

Keep going:19:! With this, I have a (love) story to follow and be entertained by at least something on PP:).

My first advice would be to ignore discouraging, doubts-creating people like our Khaleefa bhai. In your mind, add them to the 'ignore list'. To love, they are what the Devil is to sprituality.

What you are going through is what I call the second stage, the one that comes immediately after the first meeting etc., and lasts for a week or so (or in some rare cases, maybe longer than that. I know someone who saw 'someone' on the 7th of October 2012 and he thinks or feels that he felt it on the 16th of October). During this,.....

1. You keep talking about her with your friends etc.

2. You want to know and discover more about her which mostly includes things like her hobbies, interests, date of birth to wish her, or sometimes even the meaning behind her name.

3. You keep asking yourself what you are up to.

4. Her smile is the only thing stuck on your mind.

5. You keeping finding strange similiarities between you and her even if they don´t exist at all. Here´s what I am talking about: You are born on the 1st of January and she on the 31st of December, which others see it as a difference of 365 (or 364) days, but you will end up seeing it as a difference of a day, and maybe even hours if you know the exact timing of yours and her birth.

6. Find everything to be "nice" and "sweet" about her. See below.....

Veekay said:
lol. I think that is unlikely because she did talk very sweetly .Did not look like that type of person :)
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7. And yet keep on denying during this phase that you are in love, in spite of doing all that that has been mentioned above:msd.
 
lol. ok Dr Dhoni . btw, the colony in which she lives, i know 2 sisters [ just friends] who live there & have already decided to ask the younger 1 if she knows this girl .Older sis is kind of conservative & nosy so i am going to avoid asking her :)


[reference : your point 2 above ^ ]
 
Veekay said:
come on friend,its nothing .just bumped into her casually & spoke for like under 10 minutes . too pre-mature to indulge in badey badey khayali pulao :)
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if you need more advice on these matters than dhoni183 is always there , he s unofficial love guru of pp:amir
 
Veekay said:
lol. ok Dr Dhoni . btw, the colony in which she lives, i know 2 sisters [ just friends] who live there & have already decided to ask the younger 1 if she knows this girl .Older sis is kind of conservative & nosy so i am going to avoid asking her :)


[reference : your point 2 above ^ ]
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You see:msd.....

Yeah, don´t ask the elder sister. Always keep in mind what I said about people like our poster Khaleefa bhai in my earlier/above post. Seek help and assistance from only those who are ready to do so. I just think that the elder sister has either never fallen in love, or has a very, very bad experience of things:boom:.

Amidst all this, you must make sure that the younger sister, your "just friend", has no untold, unrevealed, hidden, held-closer-to-the-heart crush on you. I only say this because she may just end up spoiling things in jealousy if you ask for her help in such a situation.

Veekay said:
come on friend,its nothing .just bumped into her casually & spoke for like under 10 minutes . too pre-mature to indulge in badey badey khayali pulao :)
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*Ohem!*

DHONI183 said:
..... 7. And yet keep on denying during this phase that you are in love, in spite of doing all that that has been mentioned above:msd.
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A wise man once said....

"People are never ready to fall in love, yet fall for it. Double standards!" - DHONI183.

TM Riddle said:
if you need more advice on these matters than dhoni183 is always there , he s unofficial love guru of pp
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Thanks:)). But, as you yourself acknowledge, I am the "unofficial" one:danish. My guru and the ultimate healer of such people is our poster GentleMan:sachin:don.

So, Veekay, my friend, keep us updated:19:.....
 
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if you need more advice on these matters than dhoni183 is always there , he s unofficial love guru of pp:amir
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lol. he does seem a pundit at it but in my case ,i just met her once .nothing big..... not till we meet again inshaallah :))
 
Veekay said:
lol. he does seem a pundit at it but in my case ,i just met her once .nothing big..... not till we meet again inshaallah :))
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The use of "Insha´Allah" just further weakens your case and the continuous denial. I am sorry:dav....
 
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The use of "Insha´Allah" just further weakens your case and the continuous denial. I am sorry:dav....
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why does it weaken my case ?i do wish to know her better but she is so gorgeous,i need all the help i can get :)
 
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why does it weaken my case ?i do wish to know her better but she is so gorgeous,i need all the help i can get :)
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No, by that I was only referring to the part about yourself having fallen for it. Anyways, I won't force you to accept it just yet. After all, who admits his 'mistake';-)?

Okay, one of the first things you want to ask her is whether she is single or not, am I right? If she is, I will be very happy for you. However, in true love this shouldn't quite matter too much.

The true test comes if she says "no", God forbid. I don't want you to go through all that, but it will be interesting to see whether you then move on in life or are ready for "temporary celibacy" (a term maybe found only in my dictionary) to live with her love being your only companion.

Exciting times ahead on PP, and I am looking forward to all of it:13:.....
 
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No, by that I was only referring to the part about yourself having fallen for it. Anyways, I won't force you to accept it just yet. After all, who admits his 'mistake';-)?

Okay, one of the first things you want to ask her is whether she is single or not, am I right? If she is, I will be very happy for you. However, in true love this shouldn't quite matter too much.

The true test comes if she says "no", God forbid. I don't want you to go through all that, but it will be interesting to see whether you then move on in life or are ready for "temporary celibacy" (a term maybe found only in my dictionary) to live with her love being your only companion.

Exciting times ahead on PP, and I am looking forward to all of it:13:.....
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i am 22+,she is probably younger by a year or 2 ... agar woh naa keh de touh no problem,it is a free world bro :)

ps- fallen 4 her is like behud jaldi to say,i really dont know her .... beshaque,woh behud khoobsoorat hai & i would like to see this go further :))
 
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Okay, I am going to start writing my next poem in a short while:)......

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i am 22+,she is probably younger by a year or 2 ... agar woh naa keh de touh no problem,it is a free world bro :)
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Easier said than done. Let's see:13:...
 
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Okay, I am going to start writing my next poem in a short while:)......



Easier said than done. Let's see:13:...
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come on , i am a decent guy ....mein kabhi kisi ladki ko tung nahi kar sakta-i like them .


ok, i have a bit of background info on her already,all i did today was make calls from factory office. i have to go to factory because my dad is no more ,i got jawabdari [thats responsibility in Angrezi btw ].
 
Veekay said:
come on , i am a decent guy ....mein kabhi kisi ladki ko tung nahi kar sakta-i like them .


ok, i have a bit of background info on her already,all i did today was make calls from factory office. i have to go to factory because my dad is no more ,i got jawabdari [thats responsibility in Angrezi btw ].
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Being new to it, you have obviously misunderstood the concept of what I was talking about. Mera matlab tanng karna nahi tha.

Nice. Keep collecting all the informations about her before you meet her again. I can now foresee where it's heading to.

Who were you making the phone calls to, if I may know:13:?

Sorry to hear about your father, by the way:(.....
 
DHONI183 said:
Being new to it, you have obviously misunderstood the concept of what I was talking about. Mera matlab tanng karna nahi tha.

Nice. Keep collecting all the informations about her before you meet her again. I can now foresee where it's heading to.

Who were you making the phone calls to, if I may know:13:?

Sorry to hear about your father, by the way:(.....
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people i know & i know a lot of them .... i could be a very good secret service agent because i am logical & have contacts :)



[she has not misled me about where she lives & that is a huge positive ]
 
Veekay said:
people i know & i know a lot of them .... i could be a very good secret service agent because i am logical & have contacts :)



[she has not misled me about where she lives & that is a huge positive ]
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Will hire your services in the future if needed. Thanks for letting me know:).

Yeah, that's one huge positive indeed. I have a strange feeling that she too liked you in a way or the other. Maybe she liked your gentle, nice behaviour with her? Or the fact that you didn't flirt with her or anything, because that can be very uncomfortable for the girls. Just highlighting the possibilities. I mean, who knows?.....
 
'love guru' Dhoni183.you forgot your 1st rule while falling in love;
Check whether she have any big brothers or uncles.otherwise our poor veekay might get a pasting if they find it.
 
kaayal said:
'love guru' Dhoni183.you forgot your 1st rule while falling in love;
Check whether she have any big brothers or uncles.otherwise our poor veekay might get a pasting if they find it.
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Dear Kaayal, you too have misunderstood me and my teachings badly:(.

This should hardly matter. In fact, if at all, it will only add to the further tests one's love goes through. Just imagine the priceless beating you will get from her brothers, and you won't even raise your hand at them, despite being stronger and powerful than them, only for her sake. You will tolerate all that thinking that they are her brothers after all.
 
Veekay bro girls like confident guys so don't get nervous .keep praising her beauty, hairs etc cos they like it ,..you may have to listen her long bakwas on how her day was, how her friend's boyfriend ditched her, how a guy was staring at her all day but remember always pretend to listen cos if she finds you weren't than you might have to suffer her wrath and comments like you have changed a lot and bla bla and one more thing a girl is never wrong
 
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Veekay bro girls like confident guys so don't get nervous .keep praising her beauty, hairs etc cos they like it ,..you may have to listen her long bakwas on how her day was, how her friend's boyfriend ditched her, how a guy was staring at her all day but remember always pretend to listen cos if she finds you weren't than you might have to suffer her wrath and comments like you have changed a lot and bla bla and one more thing a girl is never wrong
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Alert! Wrong advice!

Please don't pretend with her. Yes, I too advise you to listen to whatever she says, but with all your heart and concentrations. Don't think in your mind that it is "bakwaas" or anything.
 
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