The Topicless Thread

[Aman]

I'm quite confident I'm a better bat than anyone here, especially Mamoon

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

96NotOut is a very serious poster. She doesn't get our jokes and sly remarks but she gets her father's jokes(DHONI183).

 

[96NotOut]

What jokes did I not get? :/

 

[Aman]

96 doesn't get western humor, well most people here don't.

 

[Mamoon]

I'm quite confident I'm a better bat than anyone here, especially Mamoon

I used to look good even while getting out.

 

[Aman]

My technique is 100% solid

A bit slow in terms of strike rate but I helped our team chase down 130 in 18 overs last week.

Spanked a leggie for 20 off an over

 

[96NotOut]

96 doesn't get western humor, well most people here don't.

What do you mean, "western humor"?

 

[Aman]

The crude, offensive pop culture jokes

 

[battler]

Many of the guys from villages in India do not understand that it is not ok to walk around holding ur male friend's hand in public places

 

[96NotOut]

I'm from the US, that's a start. Now what do I do to get them?

Technically, I'm far more western than any of you.

 

[Aman]

many of the guys from villages in india do not understand that it is not ok to walk around holding ur male friend's hand in public places

rofl )

 

[96NotOut]

Many of the guys from villages in India do not understand that it is not ok to walk around holding ur male friend's hand in public places

Too much PDA.

 

[Aman]

I'm from the US, that's a start. Now what do I do to get them?

Technically, I'm far more western than any of you.

I would have never guessed it.

 

[battler]

Too much PDA.

In reality they are just good friends but give a wrong opinion to the public

 

[96NotOut]

Why?

 

[96NotOut]

In reality they are just good friends but give a wrong opinion to the public

I know, battler. I'm kidding.

 

[Aman]

Whats up with people flying kites in India? Last time I visited India my cousin wanted to fly kites, I was a kid back then but I still thought it was girly.

 

[Mamoon]

Time for a hot dog with mustard and ketchup.

 

[Mamoon]

Whats up with people flying kites in India? Last time I visited my cousin wanted to fly kites, I was a kid back then but I still thought it was queer.

Kite flying is awesome.

 

[Aman]

Kite flying is awesome.

Thanks for proving my point

 

[Mamoon]

Just because you think its girly doesn't mean it is.

 

[Aman]

Dirt biking is awesome, going paintball is fun. Kite flying is for kids.

 

[battler]

Hey Aman do u know a guy called Rony? He is my cousin lives in Auckland and goes to college (don't know which one exactly) and playes cricket as well.

 

[Mamoon]

Paintball is sissy.

 

[Aman]

Nope.

 

[Aman]

Paintball is awesome, no other feeling like shooting your brother in the nuts when he has surrendered

 

[Mamoon]

Shooting someone in the nuts isn't funny.

 

[Aman]

I ran into a wall last time we played laser tag

 

[Mamoon]

Appointment with the doctor tomorrow at 11 am.

I wake up at 11.30 these days.

 

[battler]

Paintball is awesome, though I have just played it once!

 

[Aman]

Shooting someone in the nuts isn't funny.

Yeah, it's hysterical )

 

[Mamoon]

You are mediocre at everything.

 

[Aman]

Nothing quite like Paintball in the woods.

 

[Mamoon]

Its the worst feeling in the world, hysterically.

 

[Aman]

You are mediocre at everything.

By genetics I'm already a superior batsmen

 

[Mamoon]

Ain't I supposed to be an Indian troll?

 

[Aman]

To Pakistanis you are, to me you're just another jack-

 

[Mamoon]

Paintball's novelty will worn off eventually. Kite flying is a timeless activity.

 

[Aman]

I kid you not, our cricket side is just like Pakistan they collapse 99% of the time. I need to hold up an end most times

 

[Aman]

Most of them come from the Afridi school of thought

 

[Aman]

Kite flying is something you do when you have little alternatives.

 

[Mamoon]

I have little time for it these days, but I feel like flying one in the near future.

 

[Aman]

Kite flying is something you'd see little kids doing around here.

 

[Haz95]

Topic-less thread

And thats it... 5 years of school all over


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[Mamoon]

Its not a kid thing in the sub continent, stop whinging.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

And thats it... 5 years of school all over


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You went to school for only 5 years?

 

[Mamoon]

You went to school for only 5 years?

Got double promotion every year.

 

[Haz95]

Topic-less thread

You went to school for only 5 years?

Secondary school... Primary school was from ages 3-11 and secondary was 11-16.


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[Pakistani_Legend]

Got double promotion every year.

He must have been a brilliant student, then.

 

[Aman]

Its not a kid thing in the sub continent, stop whinging.

More tantrums, you're not helping your case

 

[96NotOut]

P_L, I'm waiting for an answer.

 

[Mamoon]

P_L, I'm waiting for an answer.

Answer for what?

 

[Mamoon]

More tantrums, you're not helping your case

That isn't a tantrum. lman

 

[Mamoon]

LOL how white is this Salman guy? (The WK who played vs WI in 2011).

 

[Aman]

Certainly sounded like one

 

[Afridi96]

Topic-less thread

I kid you not, our cricket side is just like Pakistan they collapse 99% of the time. I need to hold up an end most times

Our team was fulled with Pakistanis but we ended up the best in London B) though more than half our team batted like Afridi

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

P_L, I'm waiting for an answer.

Nah, I am not interested. I won't be sending my parents.

 

[Aman]

The thing is when they get going they can put on some massive scores, problem is that it rarely happens. Either A) I hold up an end and leave them to hit out in the last 10 and make 220-280 or B) I get out early and we finish with under 100 or we score more than 300.

 

[Mamoon]

Nah, I am not interested. I won't be sending my parents.

Well played.

She is a bhai-zoner.

 

[96NotOut]

Answer for what?

Bhai, meine aap se baat ki?

It's a secret so I can't tell you.

 

[96NotOut]

Nah, I am not interested. I won't be sending my parents.

Thank God.

 

[Mamoon]

Bhai, meine aap se baat ki?

It's a secret so I can't tell you.

Sorry. :adnan

 

[96NotOut]

Forgiven.

 

[Mamoon]

I have had enough bezati for one day.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Thank God.

I should be saying that line.

It is an awkward situation for you: You asked me, I denied it but you were delighted.

 

[96NotOut]

I have had enough bezati for one day.

I wish Donal was here to beat you while you're down.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

I wish Donal was here to beat you while you're down.

Did somebody call??

Have i missed something?

 

[96NotOut]

Mamoon was missing you.

Bro, what happened yesterday?

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Mamoon was missing you.

Bro, what happened yesterday?

Mamoon said he needed a shave remember?

Every comment after that was apparently not appropriate. Have to tone it down a bit lol.

Where was mamoon missing me??

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Should also add that for 2 terrifying hours this thread was gone

 

[Nostalgic]

Topic-less thread

^ Donal reminds me of the mad Irishman from "Braveheart."

"To converse with an equal, an Irishman must talk to the Almighty." Said in my best imitation of an Irish brogue.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

^ Donal reminds me of the mad Irishman from "Braveheart."

"To converse with an equal, an Irishman must talk to the Almighty." Said in my best imitation of an Irish brogue.

You do realise Braveheart was Scottish??

I dont know if an irishman appears in that film as ive never seen it unfortunately. If one does show up then please accept my apologies

 

[Nostalgic]

Topic-less thread

You do realise Braveheart was Scottish??

I dont know if an irishman appears in that film as ive never seen it unfortunately. If one does show up then please accept my apologies

Yup, he shows up with a band of Irishmen to help the Scots.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Yup, he shows up with a band of Irishmen to help the Scots.

Scots were originally irish settlers anyway. Its ironic because then Northern Ireland was settled by Scots in the Ulster plantation...

 

[96NotOut]

Why did I miss it? Oh well, keep it clean now.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Why did I miss it? Oh well, keep it clean now.

You were here for most of it. You said my comment made your eyes water lol

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Mamoon was missing you.

Bro, what happened yesterday?

Besides . I know he didnt miss me because if he did i wouldve gotten a text message

 

[96NotOut]

Besides . I know he didnt miss me because if he did i wouldve gotten a text message

Is it 3 AM where you live?

 

[96NotOut]

You were here for most of it. You said my comment made your eyes water lol

That's it? Why did Dhoni183 have to delete 2 pages?

 

[cricket083]

How 96NotOut has changed her course

Mamoon is in the dog house ..

He is feelimg be-ezati.mere wali bhi include hai??