On a more serious note...
Things I like about Canada:
-Summers, the weather is absolutely epic no wonder people generally take quite a few days off in the summer. There is lots of natural beauty to explore. Like I have 5-6 big lakes around me within just 1-4 hours of drive.
-Cinq a Sept (5 to 7), in Montreal there is a culture of hanging out on patios after work with buddies and the informal name for it is cinq a sept. Most places have deals for this time period.
-Wide, open smooth like glass highways spanning east to west (not so much in the north because north is a winter wasteland). Although distances are quite large I could drive 2 hours and still technically be in Toronto
-Multiculturism, many countries are multicultural but Canada is perhaps the only country that celebrates it rather than forcing people to be a certain way to be a Brit or American. For example just a couple of weeks ago a major street in downtown Toronto was shut down for a weekend for an eastern food festival. These types of festivals celebrating different cultures are quite the norm.
-Free healthcare, I can literally walk into any hospital or clinic show my health card get checked and go home without paying a dime. Only problem is government does not cover prescription drugs but employers are required to cover it so if you are Canadian and employed(meaning paying taxes) then medical is free for the most part. Dental and vision are also almost always covered by employer upto 80-90%.
-Education system, top notch high quality education completely for free upto high school level. The universities are good, though not spectacular. Three are in the top 50 of the world with UofT being the highest ranked at 20. The entire country is emphasizing on AI, Fintech and Data Science which are new emerging fields and Canada is positioning herself to be a leader in it in the coming decades.
-Tech industry, I can literally work for GM, AMD, Intel, IBM, Microsoft, Google, Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Qualcomm, Texas Instruments etc etc while living in the same city which other place offers this other than San Fran and Houston?
Tolerance, the most defining feature of Canada and Canadian is the tolerance of the people and accepting of others despite difference of color, religion or sexual orientation.
Impact on movie and TV production, alot of top actors/singers come out of Canada such as Drake, Weeknd, Beiber, Ryan Reynolds, Jim Carey. Heck even the HBO series with Brit actors Game of Throne is a Canadian production
