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If PP was a school...

the akher ones still make me lol, i think that was my crowning moment on PP, it all went downhill after that. was sad he never replied to it, is he still around?

also endymion's add on was the icing on the cake, is he still around

endymion248 said:
When he becomes a lawyer, he will be like ''Your Honnour, these foot prints do not have the bone features of a south western balochi hence my client is innocent'' .
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ElRaja said:
the akher ones still make me lol, i think that was my crowning moment on PP, it all went downhill after that. was sad he never replied to it, is he still around?

also endymion's add on was the icing on the cake, is he still around
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Who is that in your avatar?
 
ElRaja said:
the akher ones still make me lol, i think that was my crowning moment on PP, it all went downhill after that. was sad he never replied to it, is he still around?

also endymion's add on was the icing on the cake, is he still around
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Lol yeah that was an amazing follow up. Not sure haven't seen him post for quite a while.
 
Akher is still there but post very rarely. May be he thinks that no one matches up to his knowledge and there is less "race threads". Also i have noticed that he has turned more religious now. More quotes from Quran and hadeeths..:D

I miss endy a lot. Have not seen him for a long time..:(
 
Saqs said:
Please disable your pp account for asking that question.
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:)))

It looks like a rare picture and kept thinking it was :zahid for some reason, now the question does seem to be a bit dumb, but couldn't tell who it was. I was actually not going to ask in case the answer was obvious and it's turns out to be the wrong call.

Sorry :waqar
 
kaayal said:
Akher is still there but post very rarely. May be he thinks that no one matches up to his knowledge and there is less "race threads". Also i have noticed that he has turned more religious now. More quotes from Quran and hadeeths..:D

I miss endy a lot. Have not seen him for a long time..:(
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Cricket season.:(

They will be back in a couple of months.
 
[MENTION=133441]KB-24[/MENTION] bhai will be the only guy who would have his lunch with me. I can easily imagine scenarios where he would be telling me how God has commanded us to lower our gaze, and just when he will be telling me this, he would look up see me staring at girls. He would then hold his head in his hands and say, "Arrggghhhh! What to do with this guy?!"

I will set traps for [MENTION=10992]MalikMohsin[/MENTION] bhai as well. Would urge him to look at a certain man who seems to be badly injured, only for him to discover that it was actually a scantily-clad girl. Or would stick headphones in his ears to listen to the news on the radio, and would then suddenly play music. He would chide me and then repent to God for the suns committed in innocence. This evil plan of mine would attain him to more piety.
 
[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION]

Don't need to trap me. I am sucker for beautiful women; that is one of my weakness point. That being said, i will be looking at those beautiful women and admiring, Subhan'Allah, Subhan'Allah, indeed they are beautiful creations of Allah (SWT). :jf
 
If PP was a school

[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] would be sitting in the front row being the intellectual bright spot

[MENTION=132916]Junaids[/MENTION] will be the teacher - his pet line "In our times, students used to work harder"

[MENTION=7774]Robert[/MENTION] will be the Teaching Assitant to Junaids - he will agree to everything

[MENTION=43242]Dr_Bassim[/MENTION] will be the competitor to Mamoon

[MENTION=136729]Suleiman[/MENTION] and I probably will be the jokers of the pack. No body would understand half of our jokes and we will get beaten and bullied because people would assume that we are weird

There will be a clan for Afridi supporters. They will be all bubbly and bouncy except when they would see @Miandad_rules who will be walking around with a T-shirt saying "I hate Afridi"

The mods will be like monitors, over bearing and being super teacher pets.

[MENTION=93712]MenInG[/MENTION] bhai will be the head master while Saj bhai will be the principal.

Most of the people will be lurking outside the windows to the nearby girls school because of almost absence of girls in the school.

There will be some ethnic rivalries too, some city fights, my parents are the best too kinda stuff.

However, there will be one corner where [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION] will be sitting reading his books and all people will go there time to time to get advice. In reality, he will be nothing but a pot dealer and will be selling pot and making a decent living :)

And yes, there will be trolls, many trolls, like super trolls like everywhere.
 
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GoUgandaCranes said:
If PP was a school

[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] would be sitting in the front row being the intellectual bright spot

[MENTION=132916]Junaids[/MENTION] will be the teacher - his pet line "In our times, students used to work harder"

[MENTION=7774]Robert[/MENTION] will be the Teaching Assitant to Junaids - he will agree to everything

[MENTION=43242]Dr_Bassim[/MENTION] will be the competitor to Mamoon

[MENTION=136729]Suleiman[/MENTION] and I probably will be the jokers of the pack. No body would understand half of our jokes and we will get beaten and bullied because people would assume that we are weird

There will be a clan for Afridi supporters. They will be all bubbly and bouncy except when they would see @Miandad_rules who will be walking around with a T-shirt saying "I hate Afridi"

The mods will be like monitors, over bearing and being super teacher pets.

[MENTION=93712]MenInG[/MENTION] bhai will be the head master while Saj bhai will be the principal.

Most of the people will be lurking outside the windows to the nearby girls school because of almost absence of girls in the school.

There will be some ethnic rivalries too, some city fights, my parents are the best too kinda stuff.

However, there will be one corner where [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION] will be sitting reading his books and all people will go there time to time to get advice. In reality, he will be nothing but a pot dealer and will be selling pot and making a decent living :)

And yes, there will be trolls, many trolls, like super trolls like everywhere.
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:)) potw for time pass. :)))
 
GoUgandaCranes said:
If PP was a school

[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] would be sitting in the front row being the intellectual bright spot

[MENTION=132916]Junaids[/MENTION] will be the teacher - his pet line "In our times, students used to work harder"

[MENTION=7774]Robert[/MENTION] will be the Teaching Assitant to Junaids - he will agree to everything

[MENTION=43242]Dr_Bassim[/MENTION] will be the competitor to Mamoon

[MENTION=136729]Suleiman[/MENTION] and I probably will be the jokers of the pack. No body would understand half of our jokes and we will get beaten and bullied because people would assume that we are weird

There will be a clan for Afridi supporters. They will be all bubbly and bouncy except when they would see @Miandad_rules who will be walking around with a T-shirt saying "I hate Afridi"

The mods will be like monitors, over bearing and being super teacher pets.

[MENTION=93712]MenInG[/MENTION] bhai will be the head master while Saj bhai will be the principal.

Most of the people will be lurking outside the windows to the nearby girls school because of almost absence of girls in the school.

There will be some ethnic rivalries too, some city fights, my parents are the best too kinda stuff.

However, there will be one corner where [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION] will be sitting reading his books and all people will go there time to time to get advice. In reality, he will be nothing but a pot dealer and will be selling pot and making a decent living :)

And yes, there will be trolls, many trolls, like super trolls like everywhere.
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Great post, I prefer to sit in the middle though.
 
Mamoon said:
Great post, I prefer to sit in the middle though.
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Curiously I prefer the middle too...

And I also prefer the aisle seat.

I don't know why, but maybe it helps to escape if the lecture gets too boring.
 
Dr_Bassim said:
Curiously I prefer the middle too...

And I also prefer the aisle seat.

I don't know why, but maybe it helps to escape if the lecture gets too boring.
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What is it with geniuses on this forum and their wish to sit in the middle of the class.

Damn, you people, sit in the front, be the center of attention, not the center of the class.
 
I sit in the back left seat of the class by the window.
 
I don't care if I'm sitting in the front, center or rear of the class, as long as I'm surrounded by my group (or squad as the kids say these days)
 
Syed1 said:
I don't care if I'm sitting in the front, center or rear of the class, as long as I'm surrounded by my group (or squad as the kids say these days)
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Kids these days don't say squad, they are like Zquad ...

Them one direction Zayn Malik kinda ruined this word for me.
 
[MENTION=139664]street cricketer[/MENTION] would be teacher's pet whose homework is always done on time.
[MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] would be the class monitor.
 
[MENTION=139353]ChachaCricket[/MENTION] is the student who'd answer a basic english question with a 9 page essay on the role of the theme of Kingship in Shakespeare's Macbeth.
[MENTION=137677]Thivagar[/MENTION] would be the kid who hangs at the back of the bus bay smoking cigarettes
 
Donal Cozzie said:
[MENTION=139353]ChachaCricket[/MENTION] is the student who'd answer a basic english question with a 9 page essay on the role of the theme of Kingship in Shakespeare's Macbeth.
[MENTION=137677]Thivagar[/MENTION] would be the kid who hangs at the back of the bus bay smoking cigarettes
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Interesting. :usman
 
Donal Cozzie said:
[MENTION=139353]ChachaCricket[/MENTION] is the student who'd answer a basic english question with a 9 page essay on the role of the theme of Kingship in Shakespeare's Macbeth.
[MENTION=137677]Thivagar[/MENTION] would be the kid who hangs at the back of the bus bay smoking cigarettes
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I honestly think [MENTION=139353]ChachaCricket[/MENTION] would be the PE teacher, telling us the science about sports.
 
Donal Cozzie said:
[MENTION=139353]ChachaCricket[/MENTION] is the student who'd answer a basic english question with a 9 page essay on the role of the theme of Kingship in Shakespeare's Macbeth.
[MENTION=137677]Thivagar[/MENTION] would be the kid who hangs at the back of the bus bay smoking cigarettes
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Naah more like the kid that sits right beside the teacher during a school trip, ends up undeservingly get high marks and then egg the same teacher's car because the boosted mark isn't high as it was the previous semester.
 
Years ago, everything was different.. PP school indeed ... *wry smile*

Now, though.. I'd probably be the one who'd walk by the school building, reminisce about the great times I had years ago, then ponder how or what caused it to fall to such decay and neglect..

And then, I'd be abused at, and chased away by some members of the newly minted politics society for being a patwari or whatnot.

How far this place has fallen.
 
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London_Lahori said:
So if he only wants to be the class clown, how has he/she marked behaves in a responsible manner as 'always'?
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Behaving in a responsible manner is basically "doesn't do anything that is likely to get him or anyone else hurt".

You have to be a real dropkick to get marked down in that area.
 
Convict said:
Behaving in a responsible manner is basically "doesn't do anything that is likely to get him or anyone else hurt".

You have to be a real dropkick to get marked down in that area.
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I'd have thought you'd be marked down as usually if you're disrupting others.
 
[MENTION=139973]carrom_ball[/MENTION] and [MENTION=131678]Madplayer[/MENTION] are the two guys notorious for having phaddas for days on end. #phaddaphaddaphaddaphadda
 
So [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] still reminds me of Manny from Modern Family.
 
Saqs said:
So [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] still reminds me of Manny from Modern Family.
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Going by what you lot used to present me as in such threads, I hope it´s not some sissy character or a 'homo sapien' (deliberate typo). The truth though is that I´m straight and I chuck more often than Samuels used to. It´s just that the ICC hasn´t noticed me yet.
 
Saqs said:
OK what is happening here guys?
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coming back to this thread reminds me of going back to my actual secondary school, completely demographic shift.

seems like far fewer britpaks around.
 
Agreed, although I was referring specifically to the [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] post. I really fail to understand him as a human being.
 
Saqs said:
Agreed, although I was referring specifically to the [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] post. I really fail to understand him as a human being.
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i struggle to fully understand people ive spent a lifetime with.....
 
accidentally bumped into this thread, first page is hilarious reading, also sad to see so many legends no longer with us. glad my gangster rap loving comrade @DeadlyVenom still here tho.

also crazy to think how old this thread is but i still rem some of the comments, more like a reunion now.
 
ElRaja said:
accidentally bumped into this thread, first page is hilarious reading, also sad to see so many legends no longer with us. glad my gangster rap loving comrade @DeadlyVenom still here tho.

also crazy to think how old this thread is but i still rem some of the comments, more like a reunion now.
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Seems like most graduated from this school apart from us.
 
Miss saadibaba and saqs. If such people were around I would be ashamed of what I am posting nowadays.
 
Just read the first page and made me think it feels like genuine people having a chit chat over a cup of tea, a few laughs, some harmless jibes and off you go home to get on with your lives feeling somewhat lighter.

Not sure if it's appropriate for social media 2024 though, where the flag comes first, social niceties can wait until boundaries have been established in virtual blood and sacrifice.
 
Cpt. Rishwat said:
Just read the first page and made me think it feels like genuine people having a chit chat over a cup of tea, a few laughs, some harmless jibes and off you go home to get on with your lives feeling somewhat lighter.

Not sure if it's appropriate for social media 2024 though, where the flag comes first, social niceties can wait until boundaries have been established in virtual blood and sacrifice.
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It is because of the nature of the thread. The hostility existed even then along with camaraderie. I have been on PP in various avatars (even a pretend Pakistani one who was hated by indians) since 2010.
 
Cpt. Rishwat said:
Just read the first page and made me think it feels like genuine people having a chit chat over a cup of tea, a few laughs, some harmless jibes and off you go home to get on with your lives feeling somewhat lighter.

Not sure if it's appropriate for social media 2024 though, where the flag comes first, social niceties can wait until boundaries have been established in virtual blood and sacrifice.
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also we were younger, and pbly had more time to learn everyone's personalities, now i only really know the old guard by personality, not the new people that much.

also @Markhor still around @DeadlyVenom , i think hes like one of those busier guys who lives around the ends but waves hi as hes passing by to the old guys who still stand on the same corners, lol.
 
It will be a complex school, bit like Madarsa infiltrated by a few Sanatani students who dress like Ramayana characters just to rile up the majority.
 
ElRaja said:
also we were younger, and pbly had more time to learn everyone's personalities, now i only really know the old guard by personality, not the new people that much.

also @Markhor still around @DeadlyVenom , i think hes like one of those busier guys who lives around the ends but waves hi as hes passing by to the old guys who still stand on the same corners, lol.
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That's a good description.

He's like the character on the TV show that comes back to the hood and tells people they need to broaden their horizons and there's more to life.
 
DeadlyVenom said:
That's a good description.

He's like the character on the TV show that comes back to the hood and tells people they need to broaden their horizons and there's more to life.
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he hears you saying his name on his way to work, but has earpods in so has plausible deniability to not stop and parley. maybe if you shout @Markhor enough he might be forced to turn around say hi.
 
@sweep_shot will be the brother who is straddling the line between being a gangster and living the life of deen. He occasionally has to step in and throw punches but just wants to hit the gym and pray salat.

@JaDed is the guy who is cool with everyone. He is not affialited with any of the gangs or groups and can fit in where required.

@HalBass9 is the civil rights activist.

@uppercut hates most of the students but puts it aside to play cricket

@Rajdeep bhai is the kid who acts overclever in class and who gives it big licks, but is failing most subjects even though his parents are paying for after school tuition.
 
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