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New Zealand (344/9) defeat Pakistan (271) by 73 runs in the first ODI to lead the 3-match series 1-0

Wheels are falling off. I sense 330+

Mohammad Abbas will have his debutant halo effect against Pakistan.
 
These guys just can’t get the main NZ players out.

The amount of cricket they have played against the same players, you would feel they would have specific plans for the NZ batters.

Getting smashed by the same batsmen again and again is ultimate beghairati
 
Befire agha's bowling, Nz commies were saying nz batsman should try to score 260.it should be defendable by nz bowlers as they will enjoy conditions. But pak bowlers have different plans
 
God knows what happens to chapu when he sees pak.
He transforms from a tailender to Lara level lol 🤣 🤣.
Tbf every batsmen has that one team or that one bowler they love to bash. Some notable examples i can think of are

1) Fakhar bashing Sodhi

2) Chapman bashing Pakistan

3) Steve Smith bashing England in test

4) Saeed Anwar bashing India. Even his 2003 out of form self managed to score against them

5) Hayden making India feel helpless

6) Gilchrist murdering everyone in icc events

7) Sanga bashing England (Granted 2011-2015 England was weak as heck)
 
Tbf every batsmen has that one team or that one bowler they love to bash. Some notable examples i can think of are

1) Fakhar bashing Sodhi

2) Chapman bashing Pakistan

3) Steve Smith bashing England in test

4) Saeed Anwar bashing India. Even his 2003 out of form self managed to score against them

5) Hayden making India feel helpless

6) Gilchrist murdering everyone in icc events

7) Sanga bashing England (Granted 2011-2015 England was weak as heck)
Abdul Razzaq smashing England too.

The old English commies still have nightmares of Razzler!
 
Tbf every batsmen has that one team or that one bowler they love to bash. Some notable examples i can think of are

1) Fakhar bashing Sodhi

2) Chapman bashing Pakistan

3) Steve Smith bashing England in test

4) Saeed Anwar bashing India. Even his 2003 out of form self managed to score against them

5) Hayden making India feel helpless

6) Gilchrist murdering everyone in icc events

7) Sanga bashing England (Granted 2011-2015 England was weak as heck)
8) Kohli vs pak in icc events.
9)Head vs India.
10)Every debutant against Pak
11)Every out of form player against Pak.
 
Nicholas will be hugely disappointed that he couldn't revive his career by smashing pak.
Still 2 chances left for him.
 
8) Kohli vs pak in icc events.
9)Head vs India.
10)Every debutant against Pak
11)Every out of form player against Pak.
Head vs India is debatable on the type of pitch made. On batting friendly pitches head is an absolute nightmare for India. But he won't tea off vs India every time

Kohli 100% agreed.

Debutant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I agree but that was funny. Pakistan the country that has made careers 🤣🤣
 
Head vs India is debatable on the type of pitch made. On batting friendly pitches head is an absolute nightmare for India. But he won't tea off vs India every time

Kohli 100% agreed.

Debutant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I agree but that was funny. Pakistan the country that has made careers 🤣🤣
We literally gave an Ipl contract to Corbin Bosch and who can forget broads 160 odd against Pak
 
Head vs India is debatable on the type of pitch made. On batting friendly pitches head is an absolute nightmare for India. But he won't tea off vs India every time

Kohli 100% agreed.

Debutant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I agree but that was funny. Pakistan the country that has made careers 🤣🤣
they did make careers of accountants and Uber drivers just last summer 😂😂
 
Mohammad ali is such a joke ong. And our bowlers lack of fitness and displince is being exposed again due to lack of test cricket.

Infact so is Muhammad rizwan's captaincy. These guys just don't have any game plan besides going through the motions.

They don't know how get under the batters skin or bowl proper line and length.

Chapman is literally pulling and smacking you non stop, why are you still bowling short 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Who will pick wickets in middle overs same problem all over again
Why sufiyan muqeem not in 11 he picked Chapman almost two times in 2 balls in last T20.
Clueless team selection
 
Pakistani bowlers were too often too short here. The pitch had enough movement that you'll get wickets with the new ball only if you bowl a tad fuller.
 
Why isn't Wasim jr playing??
He is definitely better than this bowler with ineffective looking action ever Ali
 
This Ali guy looks like he is on begar and just bowling for the sake of it.
He literally doesn't inspire any confidence.
 
PSL soooooopaaaaa kaptaaana
Ngl, rizwan is worse then babar as a captain in some ways.

Babar stuck with the exact same strategy and never changed plans. His whole plan was

Overs 1-10 = Shaheen + Naseem

Overs 11-20= Rauf + Shadab

Overs 20-40= Nawaz + Rauf + Shadab + Usama/chacha

Overs 40-50= Shaheen + Naseem

And the exact same field set. And while this strategy backfired, it sometimes worked. If you follow the exact same template it will occasionally work.

Rizwan’s problem is the opposite. He tries too much. Agha bowling at the death? Trying to bowl NZ out when clearly a partnership has formed? Bowling Naseem a defensive bowler and asking him to get a breakthrough?

So random 🤣🤣.
 
Imagine Salman has to bowl the last 5 overs at the end with only 4 fielders outside considering the over rate
 
Ngl, rizwan is worse then babar as a captain in some ways.

Babar stuck with the exact same strategy and never changed plans. His whole plan was

Overs 1-10 = Shaheen + Naseem

Overs 11-20= Rauf + Shadab

Overs 20-40= Nawaz + Rauf + Shadab + Usama/chacha

Overs 40-50= Shaheen + Naseem

And the exact same field set. And while this strategy backfired, it sometimes worked. If you follow the exact same template it will occasionally work.

Rizwan’s problem is the opposite. He tries too much. Agha bowling at the death? Trying to bowl NZ out when clearly a partnership has formed? Bowling Naseem a defensive bowler and asking him to get a breakthrough?

So random 🤣🤣.
He’s rubbish with timing too.

Terrible overs manager
 
Ngl, rizwan is worse then babar as a captain in some ways.

Babar stuck with the exact same strategy and never changed plans. His whole plan was

Overs 1-10 = Shaheen + Naseem

Overs 11-20= Rauf + Shadab

Overs 20-40= Nawaz + Rauf + Shadab + Usama/chacha

Overs 40-50= Shaheen + Naseem

And the exact same field set. And while this strategy backfired, it sometimes worked. If you follow the exact same template it will occasionally work.

Rizwan’s problem is the opposite. He tries too much. Agha bowling at the death? Trying to bowl NZ out when clearly a partnership has formed? Bowling Naseem a defensive bowler and asking him to get a breakthrough?

So random 🤣🤣.
Aqib Justified Happy heart selection in CT with such zeal and fervor.. why drop him today? he could have bowled 4-5 overs
 
Out of form first platinum pick

Qalandars in big trouble this season
 
This is why people should appreciate Sarfaraz's captaincy. Him winning ct 2017 may have relied on a bit of luck, even Australia 2023 has to rely on it to some extent but was tactically astute.

First and foremost he kept dozens of bowling options. Hafeez, Malik, Shadab, Imad, haris sohail, shaheen, Hasan Ali, Amir, Faheem, Junaid and many others.

He typically had 7 to 8 options per game.

Secondly he actually tried different combos until it worked. Imad bowling t20 PP is a genuis decison.

Lastly he was consistently proactive on the field.

His only issue was racist remarks and too much scolding but babar and rizwan are the opposite.

Babar isn't proactive at all and follows one strategy that doesn't always work, and rizwan is crazy.

Rizzu thinks he's belongs in the Truman show.
 
Rubbish captaincy 16 overs to go and Salman has to bowl 8 of them . Rizwan destroying his competitor
 
Abdullah’s gone fat too.
Bro is the food in Pakistan really that bad? 🤣🤣 (in this context bad means fatty, otherwise everyone knows Pakistani food is top tier)

What do these guys eat?
 
QG has Chapman

MS are a dumb franchise. They are the type that would pick Henry Nichols as first pick
So qg with allen and chapu is gonna become srh imo.
Surely psl is gonna be fun this year but rizbar and shaheen will ruin it.
 
This is why people should appreciate Sarfaraz's captaincy. Him winning ct 2017 may have relied on a bit of luck, even Australia 2023 has to rely on it to some extent but was tactically astute.

First and foremost he kept dozens of bowling options. Hafeez, Malik, Shadab, Imad, haris sohail, shaheen, Hasan Ali, Amir, Faheem, Junaid and many others.

He typically had 7 to 8 options per game.

Secondly he actually tried different combos until it worked. Imad bowling t20 PP is a genuis decison.

Lastly he was consistently proactive on the field.

His only issue was racist remarks and too much scolding but babar and rizwan are the opposite.

Babar isn't proactive at all and follows one strategy that doesn't always work, and rizwan is crazy.

Rizzu thinks he's belongs in the Truman show.
Current Management with their comical strategies make sarfraz ahemd’s team look invincible 😂
 
This is why people should appreciate Sarfaraz's captaincy. Him winning ct 2017 may have relied on a bit of luck, even Australia 2023 has to rely on it to some extent but was tactically astute.

First and foremost he kept dozens of bowling options. Hafeez, Malik, Shadab, Imad, haris sohail, shaheen, Hasan Ali, Amir, Faheem, Junaid and many others.

He typically had 7 to 8 options per game.

Secondly he actually tried different combos until it worked. Imad bowling t20 PP is a genuis decison.

Lastly he was consistently proactive on the field.

His only issue was racist remarks and too much scolding but babar and rizwan are the opposite.

Babar isn't proactive at all and follows one strategy that doesn't always work, and rizwan is crazy.

Rizzu thinks he's belongs in the Truman show.
Why did that CT winning team get blanked 5-0 in NZ right after the CT then?

Got bowled out below 100 in one of the games too if I remember correctly.
 
@Major a more impactful bowler than Shoaib Akhtar is bowling right now

It’s Joginder Sharma 2.0
 
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