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New Zealand (344/9) defeat Pakistan (271) by 73 runs in the first ODI to lead the 3-match series 1-0

Current Management with their comical strategies make sarfraz ahemd’s team look invincible 😂
Sarfi's team was average. It was bang average infact. And it was a team that just clicked at the right place and right time but that luck would have run out eventually.

However they always managed to upset bog teams be it India, England etc. It didn't happen 24/7, but it did occur occasionally.

But sarfi's team destroys any version of Pakistan that came after him.

The crazy thing is, this 2025 team isn't even the worst Pakistani team. The worst Pakistani side is 2022 however due to luck via rain and Nedtherlands beating sa, as well as fluke t20 moments they made it into the final.

That team was literally

1) Babar
2) Rizwan
3) Haris
4) Shan
5) Chacha
6) Shadab
7) Nawaz
8) Shaheen
9) Naseem
10) Hasan Ali
11) Rauf

^^ This is the crappiest t20 I've ever seen.
 
Why did that CT winning team get blanked 5-0 in NZ right after the CT then?

Got bowled out below 100 in one of the games too if I remember correctly.
So what? Australia lost 2-1 at home to Pakistan after winning the World Cup
 
Why did that CT winning team get blanked 5-0 in NZ right after the CT then?

Got bowled out below 100 in one of the games too if I remember correctly.
That CT team was bang average. No one considers them a world beater.

However they upset England in icc events 2x and England was the strongest team of that era. They upset full strength India in a final, managed to reach no 1 t20 rank and consistently beat sides like Australia in t20 at full strength.

They upset SA, upset NZ in 2019 and managed to more or less beat lesser teams.

Wi was a shock but otherwise that team didn't do too bad but was poor in odi bilaterals.

Your current team can't even beat USA in t20? Nor can it beat any full strength side or even a c side unless saim or fakhar have something to say.
 
This is pathetic from Pakistan. Awful captaincy and a proper bottle job from the bowlers. NZ should never have scored more than 150 on this pitch.
 
Sarfi's team was average. It was bang average infact. And it was a team that just clicked at the right place and right time but that luck would have run out eventually.

However they always managed to upset bog teams be it India, England etc. It didn't happen 24/7, but it did occur occasionally.

But sarfi's team destroys any version of Pakistan that came after him.

The crazy thing is, this 2025 team isn't even the worst Pakistani team. The worst Pakistani side is 2022 however due to luck via rain and Nedtherlands beating sa, as well as fluke t20 moments they made it into the final.

That team was literally

1) Babar
2) Rizwan
3) Haris
4) Shan
5) Chacha
6) Shadab
7) Nawaz
8) Shaheen
9) Naseem
10) Hasan Ali
11) Rauf

^^ This is the crappiest t20 I've ever seen.
you forgot Haider ali who tried to smash Hardik out of MCG 😂
 
Don’t want to see Mitchell bat at all

It feels like I’m watching a Pakistan batter try to bat!
 
Is Chapman registered with ICA too? Feels like a Misbahesque player right now
 
Don’t want to see Mitchell bat at all

It feels like I’m watching a Pakistan batter try to bat!
He's lucky he has chapman at the other end. But chapman will solo this series. He's essentially the Bradman of this tour
 
Lots of blame goes to the pacers and fielders if they lose.

They haven't taken full advantage of the pitch and are going to give an above par score here.
 
Haider ali didn't play the final. I'm listing the final team.

Haider ali and fakhar were both dropped in the final
Fakhar got injured playing one against Netherlands. Haider was dropped after getting duck against Zimbabwe.. Haris was nt in the eleven earlier.. my point is team was even worse until haris came in against SA
 
Did Muhammad Abbas see the NZ wickets and decide to switch passports? 😋
 
He's lucky he has chapman at the other end. But chapman will solo this series. He's essentially the Bradman of this tour
i saw younger pic of chapman.. he looks like ideal target of bullies in school unless he find jokers that exist in Pak team to vent out his frustration 😂
 
Basit Ali was saying “Rizwan Bohot ghusse main hai. Ab woh sirf apni team Khilai ga”

This is the team an angry Rizwan has picked??
 
Irfan Khan with zero List A overs bowled bowling in an international match. Pakistan cricket is run by a bunch of clowns and idiots.
 
How do Tayyab Tahir and Irfan Khan find a place in the eleven while Kamran Ghulam can't? Clueless think tank
 
NZ should stop inviting Pakistan for series to be honest. They routinely and thoroughly get embarrassed every time now. I remember even after winning CT, Pakistan went there and got white washed 5-0.
 
NZ should stop inviting Pakistan for series to be honest. They routinely and thoroughly get embarrassed every time now. I remember even after winning CT, Pakistan went there and got white washed 5-0.
Everyone literally smashed pak.
 
According to Rizwan,

Salman and Khushdil are like Jadeja and Axar
 
@jamie smith

See this is why Mitchell escape innings are always debatable. If he got dismissed people would view him as a selfish has been clown.

But because he did tuktuk, had Chapman at the other end and cam now feast on agha, it'll be viewed as an iconic match saving knock
 
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