Still, John Swan is trying to lift morale: "This is all clearly going exactly to plan for England," he chirps. "They'll have noted how Pakistan won the first Test by cleverly batting like dorks in the first innings, deliberately conceding a big lead, then sneaking up on the rail before blasting through a complacent fourth-innings batting line-up. If Pakistan need 200-odd to win on the last day and blow it, remember you read it here fir - oh for goodness sake, who am I trying to kid?"
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