Pakistan vs England ~ First Test ~ Lords ~ Day One [Update Thread]

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I told you yesterday 600-5 dec England first innings and Ive seen nothing to change my mind. If anything Sami and Gul are worse then I expected. Especially Sami. Is he the worst seamer in international cricket at the moment????????????? I would say so.

Man this is depressing. All my gora work colleagues are giving me stick!
 
so MIG, how is it going with you and your predictions..
there is still a chance, thanks to Kaneria's stunning bowling...
 
Green-Machine said:
I told you yesterday 600-5 dec England first innings and Ive seen nothing to change my mind. If anything Sami and Gul are worse then I expected. Especially Sami. Is he the worst seamer in international cricket at the moment????????????? I would say so.

Man this is depressing. All my gora work colleagues are giving me stick!

I suggest you "head butt" them and explain all in an interview later :16:
 
Green-Machine said:
I told you yesterday 600-5 dec England first innings and Ive seen nothing to change my mind. If anything Sami and Gul are worse then I expected. Especially Sami. Is he the worst seamer in international cricket at the moment????????????? I would say so.

Man this is depressing. All my gora work colleagues are giving me stick!
:)) Remind them of Lahore
 
Xzianghow© said:
so MIG, how is it going with you and your predictions..
there is still a chance, thanks to Kaneria's stunning bowling...


Its all preordained....Collingwood knows when he has to go...
 
Green-Machine said:
I told you yesterday 600-5 dec England first innings and Ive seen nothing to change my mind. If anything Sami and Gul are worse then I expected. Especially Sami. Is he the worst seamer in international cricket at the moment????????????? I would say so.

Man this is depressing. All my gora work colleagues are giving me stick!
Why dont you denounce your support for Pakistan team it wont be hard for your trust me :p then you will not have to worry about the stick.
 
i predicted a high scoring draw as both sides are without their top bowlers, and the bowlers that are playing are not great and the pitch appears to be a good batting pitch
 
RR=4.0

Wooohooo - we've won already - watch 'em crack under this intense pressure cooker...go on Sami show them who has better hair...
 
Cant anyone be pessimistic about the pakistan team MODs, you get optimists realists and pessimists like green machine, so let him speak freely.
 
GM - permission to speak freely - whats on your mind boy?
 
I will now focus my energies towards driving England score rate to below 3.0 - right now its: Run Rate: 3.98
 
and Akmal dropped one of the sitter.... WHAT IS HAPPENING

reminded me one dropped by Moin in Windies'93......./
 
if we take one wicket i think we can go through the rest of the england team as englands lower middle order isnt very strong, i hope so anyway
 
Gul to Collingwood, no run, outside off and Collingwood gets a thick outside edge, simple catch to the keeper and Akmal has dropped it, should have been taken!
 
Deary me, Kami just 'did the GoJo'

Colly is surely destined for the ton now.
 
You've got to be kidding me? What's this BS about injury. He shouldn't be playing. I always thought if there was one man on the team who wouldn't drop a catch, it would be Akmal. OMG,I am going to cry. This is unbleivable.
 
Whippy squash said:
I bet this wont be counted as an injuries excuse, it will be counted as 'stating facts', simply because an England fan has not said it! We were missing Vaughan, S Jones, Cook, Harmy, Giles and Tresco in Bombay and still dominated the game against a full strength India team, its no excuse!

I don't know what your problem is, pal. The post was not directed at you or any English people. And it is definitely NOT any kind of excuse. And who cares about what England did or did not do against India?
 
BL*OODY HELL
63.2 Umar Gul to Collingwood, no run, gone, out, no! Dropped! Leg-cutter, outside edge straight to Kamran Akmal – dreadful shot from Collingwood I might add – and, somehow, Akmal shelled it. Deafening silence from the captain Inzamam-ul-Haq, and not much more being said from the slips. Ooh, that’s a shocker
 
Inzzy on defence with Kaneria, just a solitary slip accomodating Colly, on 82* the lucky man is..
 
It's only the first day and fielding is again the 12th man for the other side. Hopefully its only 1st day nerves at Lords and this should improve. Our morning performance was excellant.
 
series has just started and we have already dropped 4.. i wonder how many we will drop once the series is over ?? 15-20 is my guess ??
 
Test match special have just likened the Pakistan bowling attack similar to an average english county level attack. I think that's a disgraceful slur. The English counties should take the BBC to court for having their bowling attack compared to Pakistans. No-one is that bad!!!

Seriously, did abyone expect any different??????? Sami is incapable of bowling accurately. A proven fact. Gul is rubbish - a proven fact. Razzak is a trundler - a proven fact. Kaneria is good but very expensive - a proven fact. Afridi is not a test bowler - a proven fact.

When teams are down or batsmen are out of form - bring on Razzak, Sami and Gul and all is sorted.

Ok - I feel better now I have got this off my chest. Im really annoyed.
 
AKMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL . ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY WHY WHY DOES PAKISTAN ALWAYS LET US DOWN IN THE FIELDING.

Harmy and Hoggard should have been batting right now
 
Just missed a maiden, I could almost swear the RR would have dropped to 3.95999999
 
we better not drop 15-20, i reckon we'll drop about 12 by the end of the series. what do others reckon???
 
the next 3 days are gonna be so boring.....we can hope for a draw now...and wait for the next test....darn...that not for another 14 days...who came up with such a stupid schedule...grrrrrrrrrrr
 
Green-Machine said:
Test match special have just likened the Pakistan bowling attack similar to an average english county level attack. I think that's a disgraceful slur. The English counties should take the BBC to court for having their bowling attack compared to Pakistans. No-one is that bad!!!

Seriously, did abyone expect any different??????? Sami is incapable of bowling accurately. A proven fact. Gul is rubbish - a proven fact. Razzak is a trundler - a proven fact. Kaneria is good but very expensive - a proven fact. Afridi is not a test bowler - a proven fact.

When teams are down or batsmen are out of form - bring on Razzak, Sami and Gul and all is sorted.

Ok - I feel better now I have got this off my chest. Im really annoyed.

I think you're wrong. Pak's fielding has let them down.
 
UsmanhailsAfridi said:
the next 3 days are gonna be so boring.....we can hope for a draw now...and wait for the next test....darn...that not for another 14 days...who came up with such a stupid schedule...grrrrrrrrrrr

Did you see the first test between England and Pak in the last series they played?
 
KaSaNoVa_G said:
series has just started and we have already dropped 4.. i wonder how many we will drop once the series is over ?? 15-20 is my guess ??

No way man, who are you kidding. Way more then that!
 
Run Rate: 3.88, English batsman feeling the heat eh ?
 
dude our bowlers are bowling short...i can just see hoggard pitching it up and our great batsmen just nicking it to slips for cathcing practice...

i am not being negative just realistic....this pitch has good juice in it we just dont know how to bowl on these pitches...waqar can you plz play next test match...

grrr....we cant even reverse swing with the duke ball ......pathetic...

gul....wat happ to him being magrath like and taking those wickets against india....i am afraid that will be his only highlight of his life...:(
 
Blistering Barnacle said:
I think you're wrong. Pak's fielding has let them down.

I agree, if the pak fielding had been good they still would have had 5 wickets or so, having the opposition 5 down for 270 is generally a good score on day 1 of a test.
 
patience folks....it is after all the 1st day and if I'm not mistaken test matches are contested over 5 days, no?
 
Blimey, Umar Gul is producing reverse swing. Who's next...maybe Mohammad Sami, or better yet, Ian Bell tomorrow.
 
gul and danny bo0wling well in tandem...building up good pressure...
 
"63.4 Umar Gul to Collingwood, no run, dropped to the off-side"

Commentator should drop the word "dropped" until there is a drop!
 
UJ said:
patience folks....it is after all the 1st day and if I'm not mistaken test matches are contested over 5 days, no?

exactly...and what is that old saying ..he who laughs last....lets wait and see how this test match and the rest of the series unfolds....
 
for god sake

stop blaming the bowlers.

if the catches were taken then we would'nt be crying here like girls.Do you expect the bowlers to field off their own bowling right now


get a grip
 
Sigh, I'm going back to sleep. Maybe this will all be a dream
 
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G'day all

My oh my how dropped catches have cost Pakistan. England should aim for at least 350 at the end of the day to really impose themselves on Pakistan. Great job by Cook and Collingwood after the burst of wickets before lunch. Looking nice and rosey for us right now though :)
 
the bowlers have given chances (i.e 4 ) and havent bowled that bad. if only our fielders could have taken the chances they were given
 
I feel like shooting the umpires right now, and telling the fielders that I'll pay them $1,000 for each catch they take, and they pay me $1,000 for each catch dropped.

I'd be extremely rich then, or extremely poor. I'll hope extremely poor :p if it fixs Pakistan fielding
 
Rob H said:
G'day all

My oh my how dropped catches have cost Pakistan. England should aim for at least 350 at the end of the day to really impose themselves on Pakistan. Great job by Cook and Collingwood after the burst of wickets before lunch. Looking nice and rosey for us right now though :)

good to see ya lad. an well done
 
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