Actually i have come to a logical conclusion...
To make Indian fans happy, you somehow just have to portray Tendulkar as the best cricketer there was..
Unmatchable, untainted and unbeatable
And they will shower you with praises and say how balanced you are with your opinions.
But if God forbid, Tendulkar is besmirched by someone's vile lips as a little less than Godlike.. Then be prepared for them to start a useless war

All just to prove that Tendulkar is lovely.
For all i care, Tendulkar can make 40000 runs and score 100 centuries in Tests
Bradman >>> Lara = Ponting >>> Tendulkar
Now start crying and bring up more stats
And incidentally, ALL INDIAN posters are banned from celebrating on Tendulkar's hundreds in ODI after this Post from Bublu The Great
"
Brett Lee's bowled well in one-day games against a team of no-hopers. One-day cricket is a joke. Kasper [Michael Kasprowicz] has done the hard yards, done nothing wrong and bowled his **** off. An idiot can get wickets in one-day cricket. Lee got dropped because he doesn't do the job in Test cricket. He has done nothing else but take one-day wickets. Why should he get picked again? If Brad Hogg, Andrew Symonds and Darren Lehmann take wickets in one-day cricket then what does that tell you about bowling in one-day cricket?".
And i repeat now.. start crying and blabbering about another useless century against Bangladesh, and be happy ... cuz he does score... against Zimababwe too... and Nowadays.. keep playing Sri Lanka.. cuz thats where he can thrash spinners ...