I don't care if he gets 0, I don't care if it’s considered jinx-ing, I don't care if he doesn’t even play. Words are going to be expressed.
Most praised and most maligned beast. This week he has been mistreated as a test player. But he has now been relieved of any wisp of constraint. The leash is slain. With this in his mind, he will stroll broodingly towards the crease, trailing his barbaric club of a billion skulls with him along the pitch, in ominous anticipation of the merciless punishment it will receive. Crimson fury engulfs his eyes, his mind and every cell in his barely organic carcass. His chastisement will decimate. It will annihilate. Saturated with utter brutality, the ferocious tyrant of duels will lay waste the challenge. Pain will prevail. Salvation will be absent. A mortal penalty will be imposed on confrontation. Take note mortals. There are no vested interests today. The ball will rest in oblivion. The stars will be cleaved. The violence will be absolute.
This is the thread for the 5th ODI. The Beast awaits.