maddgenius
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[MENTION=23911]Moh@n[/MENTION]
Handle your boys bro.
I'm getting worried about their mental states after this roasting barrage.
You worry about the next Shah you wanna become a #Shahzaada of
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[MENTION=23911]Moh@n[/MENTION]
Handle your boys bro.
I'm getting worried about their mental states after this roasting barrage.
Rishtay main to hum tumharay baap lagtay hain, naam hai #Shehzaada
[MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION]
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Touche
[MENTION=23911]Moh@n[/MENTION]
Handle your boys bro.
I'm getting worried about their mental states after this roasting barrage.
This dude starts the whole thing by coming here and calling himself the abba of [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] first, and tags his captain so that he can also laugh at the joke, which he does.
Now when MG makes the abba joke on him to mirchi lagg gayi. Very sad.
Please don't dish out if you cannot take it.
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)This dude starts the whole thing by coming here and calling himself the abba of [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] first, and tags his captain so that he can also laugh at the joke, which he does.
Now when MG makes the abba joke on him to mirchi lagg gayi. Very sad.
Please don't dish out if you cannot take it.
Funny thing is SD isn't his captain. It's just [MENTION=139075]Hadi Rizvi[/MENTION] wants to become his #Shahzaada too
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)[MENTION=151352]Babu Bhaiya[/MENTION]This dude starts the whole thing by coming here and calling himself the abba of [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] first, and tags his captain so that he can also laugh at the joke, which he does.
Now when MG makes the abba joke on him to mirchi lagg gayi. Very sad.
Please don't dish out if you cannot take it.

Funny thing is SD isn't his captain. It's just [MENTION=139075]Hadi Rizvi[/MENTION] wants to become his #Shahzaada too
I think Assassins will be a top contender this season with match winners like [MENTION=53948]ritzy_123[/MENTION] and [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] in there team. Secondly, they have a top Strategist in form of [MENTION=142036]Hamad_H[/MENTION] who might not perform on field but has the best cricketing mind with tactics and stuff.
The OP of their team thread as well as the team details that they posted in the team submission thread says SD is the Hawks captain.
 
	 
	First of all, I'm not Hadi's captain - I think age is catching upto you.
Then change the OP of your team thread, there you said you are the captain.
Waah, making fun of me when it's you who is having Ghajini fits smh.
 ) Hadi is not even part of the Hawks
) Hadi is not even part of the Hawks
) Hadi is not even part of the Hawks

) Hadi is not even part of the Hawks
) Hadi is not even part of the Hawks
Ah. So why did he tag SD then? Meh.

Hadi ki constant bootlicking ki waja se ghalat fehmi hogai hogi
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)Choro yaar
Buzurg hai. Age ka scene hai. Lihaaz karke ignore maaro.
Matches main bhi to izzat afzayi krni haina abhi

Hadi ki constant bootlicking ki waja se ghalat fehmi hogai hogi
Yaar how do they expect me to know who all plays for them, as if anyone cares. He tagged SD so I assumed he is at the Hawks.
And now the kiddo is going on and on with his lame "buzurg" chants, as if that's going to bother me)

Kuch pata bhi nahi hai
Bolnay ka bhi shauq hai
Lagta hai kaptaan aur player dono ko homework karnay ki aadat nahi hai.
Anyways I'm done. Aaj ke liye itni maghaz maari kaafi hai lol.
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	[MENTION=139075]Hadi Rizvi[/MENTION] entering Assassins team thread

Hadi after the balatkaar

Rishtay main to hum tumharay baap lagtay hain, naam hai #Shehzaada
[MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION]

I really respect your name, but this is not cool! You started this baap beta thing and now you're trying to play a sort of a victim card. Remember every action has a reaction and [MENTION=98188]madgenius[/MENTION]'s reaction was in return to your action.
Jaisi karni waisi bharni
My point was that maddgenius started making lame, cringey "jokes" and everyone stopped replying because it wasn't funny anymore.
Sir that isn't the problem. I am not saying that you should take this thread to 10 pages with your jokes. The thing is that you started these weird 'funny' jokes which weren't funny one bit. Making fun of fathers and saying 'rishte mein baap lagte hain' and 'aap Mughalon ke time ke lagte hain' isn't funny. None of your comments were funny (at least to me), unlike the Lightning Hawks. [MENTION=55088]Watsupdoc[/MENTION] [MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] are making genuinely funny comments and it is all banter. We haven't minded a single comment of theirs as it is funny and not meant to disrespect.
You went towards another side. Now when we replied, you are acting as if we are trying to seek attention.
I am sorry if any of my comments hurt you or your team. None of us mean to disrespect anybody.
Check post #85
My point was that maddgenius started making lame, cringey "jokes" and everyone stopped replying because it wasn't funny anymore.
What?
First of all, I'm not Hadi's captain - I think age is catching upto you.
Secondly, what Hadi said is a dialogue from Shahenshah and the way he fit it in with Shahzada was very smooth. That's all there was to it.
This whole abbu crap was escalated by [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] and so I dropped out of that convo, even when Hadi replied to it.
Kisi ko mirchi nahi lagi hai, besides you all. Lighten up.
Bro why are you making this an "us vs them" thing? I thought it was all good banter.
Btw how do you feel about bootlicker and "part-time abbu" jokes? Aren't they from the other side? My line was a movie quote. Maddgenius started talking about multiple dads. If you guys can't handle movie quotes and aren't mature enough to take jokes "from another side" then that's not my problem. Besides, none of my jokes were directed towards you so why are you making a mountain out of a molehill?
I know how to take a joke and give it back with interest. Ab mirchein lag rahi hain to main kya karoon?
This is my last post on this.
I didn't know we had mummy daddy bachay at PPCL. Very disappointed.
I really respect your name, but this is not cool! You started this baap beta thing and now you're trying to play a sort of a victim card. Remember every action has a reaction and [MENTION=98188]madgenius[/MENTION]'s reaction was in return to your action.
Jaisi karni waisi bharni
You started it. Ab panga lia hai to bhugat beta. Tujhe to ghar tak chor k aaunga
See what I mean when I said mummy daddy immature bachay.
Ab iss banday ko kya jawab doon main.
Acha tu khush reh. Jahan chorrna hai chorr de. I damn care lol.
Dhajjiyan udd gayi, and all it took were a couple of members. Imagine if we had even a semi active team)
ye Hadi jese 10 k liye bhi akela Assassin kaafi hai. You remember the times of Teesra, Shaz, SL_Fan, Aman, SnS?
Yeh namoona Hadi kis khait ki mooli hai
[MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] Le ja bhai apne chaparasi [MENTION=139075]Hadi Rizvi[/MENTION] ko

Oh bhai kya hogaya hai tere sense of humour ko? Chaprasi Balatkar Mujra?

Yaar adday ka chakkar laga k thora behak sa gaya hoon

It’s Ramzan Adda is not involved in any such activities at the moment
 
	Thanks Bro.. I hope we can perform well this seasonI think Assassins will be a top contender this season with match winners like [MENTION=53948]ritzy_123[/MENTION] and [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] in there team. Secondly, they have a top Strategist in form of [MENTION=142036]Hamad_H[/MENTION] who might not perform on field but has the best cricketing mind with tactics and stuff.

Your point of view is also fine but I feel like we can be better served if we use the plan that I have put forward. Feel free to change/improve my plan

Again, that was just the team, not the batting order
The Diamond batsmen will never open, we will have them in the middle order. The regular 75 bats will open, or maybe even a tailender could open. That has been a successful strategy used in previous seasons.
Will submit the team details soon, just waiting for [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] 's views.
Still a week to go man.
Lol. By that time we would probably have planned a eleven for every pitch and opposition.
[MENTION=151817]Batsman e Azam[/MENTION]
[MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION]
[MENTION=53948]ritzy_123[/MENTION]
[MENTION=137148]Rayyman[/MENTION]
[MENTION=142036]Hamad_H[/MENTION]
[MENTION=129922]Smiling Creed[/MENTION]
[MENTION=130124]Canistani Hero[/MENTION]
[MENTION=132969]Da_Future_Knick[/MENTION]
[MENTION=66785]imranq[/MENTION]
[MENTION=99630]nextover666666[/MENTION]
Guys, would really appreciate if some of you could show up and let me know if you prefer any other player role than what you signed up as.
We are going to be discussing player type changes.
We would need:
5 batsmen
1 keeper batsman
2 fast bowlers
1 spinner
1 fast bowling all-rounder
1 spin bowling all-rounder
 
 
I can play as a an off-spin all-rounder or a keeper bat




I’ll play any position you guys need me too. Just trynna win

[MENTION=23911]Moh@n[/MENTION] Think we have submitted our team too early. Copy cats aka Hawks already considering making changes to their submitted squad.
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)Yeah, we didn't know the organizer will allow further changes. Khush ho jaane do unko bhi.
Submission race mei bhi first aane ka faayda nahi hua)
 
	[MENTION=23911]Moh@n[/MENTION]
Let's play one away warm up on a spinning track preferrably against Cornered Tigers since their home pitch is a dust bowl
I also wanted to play against you guys.
Let’s have two matches.
One at The Cage and the other one at Assassins Lair.
Just read that you can request 3 matches, so let’s have one at the Cage.
[MENTION=53377]jeetu[/MENTION], the above looks fine except that Broad is a Left Handed batsman in real life. But I don't mind if you want to keep it this way.
Just read that you can request 3 matches, so let’s have one at the Cage.
Just read that you can request 3 matches, so let’s have one at the Cage.
It’s 3 requests per team I believe.
Oh okay, then that’s fine.
CT would like to play two matches against you - we are going to submit the request.
[MENTION=23911]Moh@n[/MENTION]

Assasins!
Good luck for the matches.
Hope to see you soon on the field

Alright so what's the update on warmups? [MENTION=23911]Moh@n[/MENTION]

I won us the game buddy.
Stop focusing so much on that draft and come bowl to me in the nets. I need to play some pace. [MENTION=23911]Moh@n[/MENTION]'s bouncers barely reach my ribcage.

From Cannons, Eid Mubarak to all #Assassins whoever celebrates.
[MENTION=53377]jeetu[/MENTION], I think I need to understand better how the sim works so would appreciate your thoughts.
I know it has an element of randomness, but the 2 games that we lost - against Pindi and Cannons - we were the better team on paper on both occasions.
Take this Pindi game for example. Our bowling was 95, 85, 85, 75. Theirs was 95, 95, 75, 65.
Batting - We had two 95s and two 85s. They had one 95 less than us.
They were without one Diamond player as well.
Cannons dropped a diamond player against us too and still won.
Can you please throw some light on significantly weaker teams beating much stronger teams? Asking because if the randomness factor is this pronounced, then might as well not waste time planning anything.
Many thanks.
[MENTION=53377]jeetu[/MENTION], I think I need to understand better how the sim works so would appreciate your thoughts.
I know it has an element of randomness, but the 2 games that we lost - against Pindi and Cannons - we were the better team on paper on both occasions.
Take this Pindi game for example. Our bowling was 95, 85, 85, 75. Theirs was 95, 95, 75, 65.
Batting - We had two 95s and two 85s. They had one 95 less than us.
They were without one Diamond player as well.
Cannons dropped a diamond player against us too and still won.
Can you please throw some light on significantly weaker teams beating much stronger teams? Asking because if the randomness factor is this pronounced, then might as well not waste time planning anything.
Many thanks.
Pindi also had 3 diamond bats + the one 95 and then bowling style also matters along with pitch and ground conditions.
 
	 
		 
		 
		 
		