CT 2009 | Semi Final 1| 2/10/09| Australia V England | Centurion

[Mohsin]

Its time...............the bugs are taking over the world!

 

[kingusama92]

Bugs have gotten the timing all wrong. You are supposed to invade the pitch after the match finishes idiots not at lunch. )

 

[NorthStar]

Bugs invade the field of play ... they must love the smell of Onions?

 

[Seen Sheen]

Reminiscence of Gaddafi stadium

 

[don1990]

The insects are not bees

 

[Afridi_Fan]

One of those bugs has a gun!!

) )

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Bugs have gotten the timing all wrong. You are supposed to invade the pitch after the match finishes idiots not at lunch. )

) )

 

[kingusama92]

"Some of these insects have just dropped dead on the pitch"

Pitch tampering at it's worst.

 

[DonJee]

http://www.cricinfo.com/ci/content/story/266571.html

 

[don1990]

heres the start of the play......

 

[Seen Sheen]

"Some of these insects have just dropped dead on the pitch"

Pitch tampering at it's worst.

well,it seems that they are English....

 

[s.nazir]

shane watson's sweeping the pitch with his bat

 

[Maula Jutt]

The insects are not bees

These aren't but earlier there was a group of bees that had booked a plot inside a camera and had started building a commercial plaza there until they were smoked away.

 

[pun500]

We owe a special thanks for Ryan: "These bugs are called "flying ants" in Africa but are technically flying termites. They're very nutritious and are often eaten raw or fried. They are also used by fishermen as bait. I used to collect them and freeze them to be used throughout the year when fishing on local farm dams for Bream or Bass in Zimbabwe. They will disappear as fast as they appeared and only tend to make one flight before falling to the ground and loosing their wings. It's a mechanism they use to make new termite colonies!! Some useless info for you! "

) )

 

[Momo]

England start well. Go for the kill guys. Onions comes in.

 

[cricwiz]

1.2: Onions to Watson: OUT: The ball pitches on good length, and deviates "aka Muhammad Asif deliverly" to root out the middle stump of Watson. But wait, therezzz a BUG found dead on where the ball pitched and the ball deviated from BUG instead of pitch Watson complaining to umpires of unfair play by Onions.... But Umpires tell him that he has to go as there is no BUG RULE in cricket...

1.3: Onions to Ponting: OUT: He bowls a beamer reaching the batsmen's waist. But wait, the ball just takes a sharp 70 degree turn downwards and yorks Ponting.... On seeing this Ponting just chews his rest of the nails and walks on the pitch... The slo-mo replays confirm that the big brother of the BUG (that just died ago) came and kicked the ball "aka Ronaldo" into the base of the stumps...

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Just kidding though

If that happens how would the scorecard be represented

Ponting kicked: BUG bowled: Onions

 

[Oxy]

Paine is out!

6-1

 

[Seen Sheen]

Here we go.Insects have done their job..

 

[NorthStar]

Paine for OZ ... Onions strikes!!!!!!

 

[insaftak]

Piaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

 

[Momo]

Onions strikes. Now get Ponting early. Koi hai????

 

[NorthStar]

Great over from Onions ... bowling in the channel.

 

[Seen Sheen]

Piyaza brought tears in Paine's eyes!

 

[NorthStar]

Anderson setting up Twatson for the inducker.

 

[Momo]

England on top here.

 

[Seen Sheen]

uppish but safe..4 for Pointing

 

[Momo]

I hope Ponting is not eying another big innings in a key game!

England on top at the moment though.

 

[Momo]

David Lloyd is here.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Now what was that from Morgan?

 

[Afridi_Fan]

22/1 afer 5 overs.

 

[Momo]

Morgan losing his mind in spectacular fashion.

 

[Noman]

If ponting stays till 15 over it will be hard to defend this score.

 

[Noman]

the pitch is really a batting pitch..the bowl coming nicely and good bounce too

 

[Momo]

Is it just me or does Onion resemble Asad Rauf to a surprising degree?

 

[Afridi_Fan]

 

[NorthStar]

44444 ... straight drive from Watson

 

[Afridi_Fan]

England need to pick themselves in the field. The fielder should have stopped that.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

26/1 after 6 overs.

 

[PapaBear]

4 every over so fr

 

[insaftak]

more crappy fielding by England, that should have been stopped

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Is it just me or does Onion resemble Asad Rauf to a surprising degree?

He does?

I didn't notice that.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

punter

 

[Seen Sheen]

Is it just me or does Onion resemble Asad Rauf to a surprising degree?

u mean asli Piyaz?!

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Another

 

[Momo]

He does?

I didn't notice that.

I think he does.

The alternative explanation would be I am sleepy.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Punter showing his class here.

 

[Imr4n_Khan]

Need to get Ponting out.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

I think he does.

The alternative explanation would be I am sleepy.

Pretty evident from your avatar

Punter

 

[Momo]

Ponting doing what he does best - score in big matches.

Get him out Pommies.

 

[NorthStar]

Punter looking in Ominous form.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

38/1 after 7 overs.

 

[Seen Sheen]

I think he does.

The alternative explanation would be I am sleepy.

thats more like it.!

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Punter seems in ominous form.

 

[Momo]

Pretty evident from your avatar

My avatar is a combination of the joys of inhaling, thinking, and sleeping - all at the same time.

Ponting turning it on now. The guy plays quickies really well, the best in the world. A pity England don't have a quality spinner (with apologies) to bother him.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

What was that?

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Watson.

 

[Momo]

Ponting reminds me of myself. In high school. What straight bat I had. Many a head turned when I played the bowler back drive.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

The match is slipping away from England's grasp.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Wide

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Ponting reminds me of myself. In high school. What straight bat I had. Many a head turned when I played the bowler back drive.

 

[Seen Sheen]

England cant even get rid of Jasoos ... issed:

 

[Afridi_Fan]

48/1 after 8 overs.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

T. Bresnan comes on.

 

[snow_leopard_pk]

and then you woke up

Ponting reminds me of myself. In high school. What straight bat I had. Many a head turned when I played the bowler back drive.

 

[Seen Sheen]

Here comes ur Bond Momo!

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Get over the leg slip Bumble.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

50 up.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Punter pulls for

 

[Afridi_Fan]

50 Partnership.

Punter through the Covers

 

[Oxy]

I can see these guiding Aus home - but Aus dont have the killer instinct in this CT

 

[Seen Sheen]

Wow,generous Bond!

 

[Afridi_Fan]

and then you woke up

How dare you talk like that to he Legendary Momo.

 

[Maula Jutt]

If we make it to the final, Punter's gonna give us a really, really hard time.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Exactly 200 needed now.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

58/1 after 9 overs.

 

[Momo]

Here comes ur Bond Momo!

Dismissed from his presence by Ponting with contempt, immediately. Very un-Bond like, I must say.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

If we make it to the final, Punter's gonna give us a really, really hard time.

 

[snow_leopard_pk]

How dare you talk like that to he Legendary Momo.

iDone

 

[Seen Sheen]

I can see these guiding Aus home - but Aus dont have the killer instinct in this CT

Remember,England dont have :naved

 

[Momo]

and then you woke up

That was a stage of my life where the boundaries of phases of my being awake and asleep were quite blurred. Like being in love. Or intoxicated. Or both. That's jawaani for you.
:aamir