Pakistan v New Zealand | 3rd Test- Day 1 | Napier | 11/12/09

[hashmist]

I am sure after this shameful batting display today PCB will add another bowling coach to the squad.

 

[germanboy]

I think we can get around 180. Depends how long Aamer keeps Farhat off strike.

lol best sentence so far for me

 

[germanboy]

I am sure after this shameful batting display today PCB will add another bowling coach to the squad.

wow good one too

 

[Hash]

Closest guess gets a Mars Bar (or the equivalent sweet treat of their choice)

41.23

 

[Big Mac]

OK guys. I have just done the results for the runs per wicket in matches that Younis plays in: Anyone care to have a guess?

Just to recap:

(All figures for tests since Malik made his debut)

Without Malik: 33.08 (37 tests)
With Malik: 38.78 (28 tests)

Without Younis: 37.82 (16 tests, included current test when we were 90/6)
With Younis: ????? (49 tests)

Quoting this for the new page so everyone can have a go at winning the Mars bar.

imshally81 says 35.
Inswinger says 34.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Yaar in logon key saath dobara nahi khelin gay. Ye log lihaaz mein bhi koi catch nahi chortey hain. Hum ko dekho hum ney kitney chorey. Ye besharam log hain. Aainda nahi khelna. Ok?

 

[McBoom]

OK guys. I have just done the results for the runs per wicket in matches that Younis plays in: Anyone care to have a guess?

Just to recap:

(All figures for tests since Malik made his debut)

Without Malik: 33.08 (37 tests)
With Malik: 38.78 (28 tests)

Without Younis: 37.82 (16 tests, included current test when we were 90/6)
With Younis: ????? (49 tests)

COSPOTW

Clutching On Straws Post Of The Week!

Stop with the Malik love, he's not worth it.

 

[germanboy]

dont tell me 50

 

[imshally81]

misses again

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Another swing and miss :aamir

 

[Genghis]

Quoting this for the new page so everyone can have a go at winning the Mars bar.

imshally81 says 35.
Inswinger says 34.

40ish

 

[germanboy]

Aamir our new opener

 

[Big Mac]

COSPOTW

Clutching On Straws Post Of The Week!

Stop with the Malik love, he's not worth it.

Someone doesn't have a sweet tooth!

 

[germanboy]

Oo Big Mac ab bata bhi do

 

[Oxy]

Someone doesn't have a sweet tooth!

I'll have it.

Snickers is my preference though

 

[Afridi_Fan]

115/6

 

[PB]

With Younis Khan 45.43

 

[GLORY OF '92]

Comms think match is over....

 

[Big Mac]

I'll have it.

Snickers is my preference though

Hey, it's not that easy. Got to take a guess first. Once you make your guess I'll reveal the answer because ze german is getting impatient.

 

[germanboy]

yaar smjh nahi lag rahi who is tailender here Aamir or Farhat?

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Big mac batana hai ya thaane jana hai?

 

[Oxy]

KIwis have bowled about 12 straight balls.

 

[germanboy]

chal yaar big mac main sabar kar leta hu jo ke pakistani players main nahi hai lol

 

[daghetto]

yaar smjh nahi lag rahi who is tailender here Aamir or Farhat?

moyo, butt and misbah

 

[GLORY OF '92]

NZ batting line up is shorter this match.

 

[Oxy]

Hey, it's not that easy. Got to take a guess first. Once you make your guess I'll reveal the answer because ze german is getting impatient.

39.48

 

[PapaBear]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. He could have fallen from his end too. It's not like he hasn't been on strike.

Its not like he didn't try to get out!

 

[Oxy]

NZ batting line up is shorter this match.

I think average height is 5' 7"

 

[imshally81]

amir lucky again

 

[Big Mac]

haha OK. Inswinger narrowly beats imshally to get the chocolate bar.

The run per wickets in test matches that Younis has played in is....

34.44

Yeah, that number was a surprise to me too.

Just to clarify: that's 49 tests he's played in since Malik made his debut.

 

[PB]

I think average height is 5' 7"

) ) )

 

[imshally81]

haha OK. Inswinger narrowly beats imshally to get the chocolate bar.

The run per wickets in test matches that Younis has played in is....

34.44

Yeah, that number was a surprise to me too.

Congratz Inswinger

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Couple

 

[germanboy]

Current partnership 26 runs, 10.0 overs
Mohammad Aamer played 35 balls

GOD GOD

 

[germanboy]

FINALLLLLY

"thats good Cricket" from Pakistani

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Single.

 

[germanboy]

After 37overs

 

[imshally81]

thatz good run ..... thatz good cricket
first good wordz from commentator for pak batsman

 

[saj001]

33.45

 

[germanboy]

Vettori is about to bowl

 

[Oxy]

Vettori is about to bowl

No he isnt

 

[Seen Sheen]

'Get through that Southee', :aamir

 

[Big Mac]

Woah, hold on. Don't unwrap your chocolate yet, I might have omitted the totals from one test because I only seem to have 48 in my spreadsheet. A high scoring match might swing the numbers slightly in imshally's favour.

Ooooh, you can cut the tension with a knife!

 

[Afridi_Fan]

119/6

 

[Oxy]

The guy responsible for Zee ads has fallen asleep

TrashClaims4U wont be happy

 

[germanboy]

No he isnt

yaar i mean he will in few overs if no wicket goes down

 

[germanboy]

The guy responsible for Zee ads has fallen asleep

TrashClaims4U wont be happy

yaar good point they are even showing interviews!

 

[imshally81]

Woah, hold on. Don't unwrap your chocolate yet, I might have omitted the totals from one test because I only seem to have 48 in my spreadsheet. A high scoring match might swing the numbers slightly in imshally's favour.

Ooooh, you can cut the tension with a knife!

i cross my fingerzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Oxy]

Ooooh, you can cut the tension with a knife!

And my Snickers

 

[germanboy]

OXY see i was right or?

Did you saw him?

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Single to farhat.

 

[Oxy]

OXY see i was right or?

Did you saw him?

No I never sawed him

 

[imshally81]

good slow bowl
and good left

 

[germanboy]

Pak 120-6

 

[Afridi_Fan]

120/6

 

[PB]

No I never sawed him

You Comedian! ) ) ) ) :younis .

 

[germanboy]

well now change your channel to zee cinema and you can watch Vettori!

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Vettori on.

 

[Oxy]

well now change your channel to zee cinema and you can watch Vettori!

I just seed him. Handsome chap

 

[germanboy]

You Comedian! ) ) ) ) .

yup he is.. as i first comes here i though what is this guy doing here as "mod" but i think his comments are quite good

 

[Afridi_Fan]

Two more to farhat

 

[Big Mac]

And my Snickers

The missing match wasn't THAT high scoring

It was enough to swing the balance to imshally though, the correct figure is 34.60 so his guess of 35 just squeaks it. Sorry inswinger

(All figures for tests since Malik made his debut)

Without Malik: 33.08 (37 tests)
With Malik: 38.78 (28 tests)

Without Younis: 37.82 (16 tests, included current test when we were 90/6)
With Younis: 34.60 (49 tests)

Make of that what you will.

 

[PB]

Mohammad Aamer Vs Daniel Vettori II



Hardcore Match

 

[Oxy]

My dad is convinced that Vettori is a Jew!

 

[Seen Sheen]

I am sure a big ugly hoick is around the corner..

 

[germanboy]

yaar can Farhat play spin i have never seen him playing spin?

 

[Afridi_Fan]

122/6

 

[Oxy]

Drinks.

I'd give Farhat a brandy.

 

[Kamranz]

cricinfo.com Mudassar Ijaz: "Hey Guys would you mind giving some credit to Pakistan's batsmen for making O'Brien's last test memorable please?" lol

 

[PB]

I just seed him. Handsome chap

He is very Sexy Gay?

 

[imshally81]

The missing match wasn't THAT high scoring

It was enough to swing the balance to imshally though, the correct figure is 34.60 so his guess of 35 just squeaks it. Sorry inswinger

(All figures for tests since Malik made his debut)

Without Malik: 33.08 (37 tests)
With Malik: 38.78 (28 tests)

Without Younis: 37.82 (16 tests, included current test when we were 90/6)
With Younis: 34.60 (49 tests)

Make of that what you will.

where is my Marz Bar

 

[Oxy]

yaar can Farhat play spin i have never seen him playing spin?

He doesnt usually last long enouugh to face spin

 

[germanboy]

He is very Sexy Gay?

KON???

 

[Afridi_Fan]

My dad is convinced that Vettori is a Jew!

That is a very useful information you just shared with us.

 

[germanboy]

yup thats why hope he can do something special here

 

[germanboy]

lol Zee Cinema ko pata nahi kya ho gaya hai

 

[Gollum]

Wow Farhat is still there, playing his 1 in 100 inning. Good for him as it is certainly better than Butt's 1 in 1000 and Malik's 1 in 10^100 inning!

 

[insaaniyat]

Salam all. This doesn't look good at all I didn't watch the first part. What happened on this batting pitch?

 

[Big Mac]

where is my Marz Bar

You have to come to Birmingham to pick it up, or you can join me on my newly formed Bring Back Malik bandwagon and I'll consider delivering it to you

 

[Oxy]

That is a very useful information you just shared with us.

At 2.45am - I dont think I can do any better.

Last week I told my dad that Beckham was half-Jewish. My dads reply was 'eh Saalaa Vetorri ve Yahudi vai'